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She’s not fat enough.
bitter, party of one
ha! WIN!
Dude, you just won my heart right there.
Yeah!! what’s up with that, black guys love big fat white girls….and watermellon.
You’re just joking, right?
They really do love their big, white women.
Everyone loves watermelon though
No we don’t like fat chicks we like white chicks with big booties duuh … and watermelon
And flamin’ hot cheetos. Don’t forget that brotha
don’t forget the fried chicken
mmmm… fried chicken, watermelon and fat chicks with huge backsides. sounds lovely, any way i could get into the whole “being black” thing?
*Applause
^Win^
thick white girls, watermelon and fried chicken. three good things, its good to be black
dont forget the grape drank…and dont turn out the lights unless he is smiling
You mean the Purple Stuph?
I don’t get when people say that. I mean black people have nasty teeth. You wouldn’t see them in the dark.
teeth and eyes my man…some gotta have good teeth, cause if you drive somewhere with the bass kicking at night, all you see are teeth and eyes.
They don’t have nasty teeth they have goooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllddddddd teeth for thats what the brotha does.
ummm 1 thing to point out I LOVE fried chicken and watermelon and im so white im Alaskan. so who doesnt love them?
well im white and i have a big bootie
Dont forget some sour candy!
Get in the kitchen.
“Eat that watermelon. eat that watermelon……master is comin! MASTER is comin! hide the watermelon hide the watermelon”
It’s not about the fat, it’s about the T&A.
Which I guess is just fat, but proportioned unnaturally so she has enhanced secondary sex characteristics.
But whatever don’t let me get you down
(you and your tiny ass, white girl)
…and where the hell is the chicken?!
KFC it different than normal chicken get it right!
aaahhh, touche
another watermelon joke…
:yawn:
It’s touché. Just sayin’…
KFC? Puh-leeeeeaaase. Church’s or Popeye’s is the way to go.
But what about if dey dont live in da souf?
KFC is the Popeye’s of the North.
A. Everyone on here is RACIST. B. Popeyes is in every U.S. State, and six other countries.
WRONG!
It’s not in the north. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, N and S Dakota… none have popeys.
Detroit has a Popeyes, so fail.
How is that a fail?
Detroit is in Michigan and that state was clearly not mention in Johnny two shoes comment.
Now that’s a fail! Johnny obviously has two toes, not two shoes.
have not found a popeyes here in MN
I’ve never seen one in MN either, but I don’t spend much time in the metro area, so maybe there?
There are exactly zero popeyes in North Dakota no Waffle Houses either…..of coarse 97% of North Dakota is also white too so…..
America has waffle houses??
http://www.wafflehouse.com/welcome/
Win and Lee’s is the way to go.
its not racist if nobody takes offence…
I hope KKK burns you alive.
And the pack of Newports?
lmfao niceee
SHE NEEDS A BIGGER ASS!
others have mentioned her not being fat enough, but she’s also not ugly enough. She has to be hit with an ugly stick a few hundred times to qualify
Think the laughs died with your comment
And thank you for bringing them back lol.
Well good looking black chicks have a bad taste in men just look at Rihanna.
lmfao u win +1 internetz
Fail due to A) Rihanna is not that hot and B) Chris Brown was never a man.
black guys read this website?
unfortunatelly yes, but im only half black so i dont count
Which half?
ha!
which half?
the best one lol
half black, full black or 8th black, you’re still the N-word to stupid bigots. and who cares if you’re half black anyways…why did you even feel the need to post that.
What about white people who, by marriage, are related to black people.
yes and i are 100 % black
hence the the grammar fail
Irony. You have it.
Win. It is now yours.
You win all internetz
black guys can read??? hahahaha kidding.
Seriously though where is the friggen chicken?
Forgot the kool-aid
and the orange soda…
you mean orange drank
you mean purple drank
IMMA GRIP AND SIP
about time someone mentioned the kool-aid
If you all must know ninja’s only use white girls for their money because most of them want to be black so they try to kiss up to us, secondly, if a ninja were to get wit a white girl for other reasons then yes T&A is a must, and not all black people like watermelon and chicken re re’s
That is a lie, baboons love chicken and watermelon. All of them, end of story.
Kudos to you man.
Wheres the grape drank?
Grape!!! it’s called Purple
Get it right people, it’s “thick” not “fat.” What the f***ing difference is, I have no idea.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF DEM MELONS! THEY’RE ALL JUICY i mean look at it it’s huge i want some watermelon now Y_Y
where’s the chicken and the grape kool-aid
where’s the chicken and grape kool-aid
i think she needs face surgey cuz at this rate she wont even pull a rope
The watermelon is a lie!!!
Jayson, the cake is a lie, not the watermelon, the cake. But other then that, you get it.
I think Jayson hit the nail on the head, actually…
the cake is a lie. no exceptions.
it’s not grape kool-aid it’s the purple drink.
ya wtf is grape?
just give me the purple drank
As being a black guy, you couldn’t be any further from the truth. But We still like ‘em thick. Yaahh…
one major thing is missing CORNBREAD! and colt 45
That is two things
The thought of a not sweet watermelon bring’s tears to my eyes. The least they could have done was make the watermelon sweet.
who doesn’t love chicken, watermelon, and white women? seriously?
true…true…
I like beans
shut up jose
Ervin Sholpnick is epic
But I dont like watermelon
NAZI!
theres no chicken
The chicken is a lie.
No collard greens, no pig ears, no purple stuff, no ASS, no TITS, no weed, this is a plack person’s worst nightmare!
you forgot the cops…then it’s a black person’s worse nightmare
you realize this is a pun for a white girl with big melons right???
you realize this is a forum inhabited by intelligent people right???
correction you mean UNintelligent people. Have you read these comments? half these people didnt pass 8th grade on a NORMAL level even for you Americans.
Who invented the car? Oh yeah, Americans (f***ing dumbass)
we, all white Americans are from European descent, so, technically Europeans invented the car. BOO YA
We, all people, are Homo sapiens, so, technically, Africans invented the car. BOO YA
we, all people, don’t give a sh!t what you say.
its not a pun, its a visual representation of a racist joke about black guys liking white women and watermelon. Thats what the caption is referring to
Not racist, STEREOTYPICAL, there’s a huge difference that people don’t seem to understand anymore…
EVERYONE likes fried chicken, grape juice, watermelon, and hot chicks. How is that a stereotype of black people?
*facepalm*
name win
Should have been; She doesn’t belong in the kitchen.
ALL women belong in the kitchen…..
as a white girl with what could possably be the biggest ass, (and boobs) but small everwhere eles. i can vouch for the fact that alot more black guys like it then white guys. white guys think im fat, black guys like it when my butt jiggles. and i think grape soda is on the list but honestly ive found orange soda does the trick too. this girl should be serving mayonase becouse she is definatly a white mans preferance (and if you dont belive that racial joke is true just start asking around)
thats not true SHE IS NOT FAT HAH
Brunette White chicks with T&A who cut watermelon, chicken, and make grape kool-aid do it better
u mean redheads…
very demotivating
HA!
Where is the WIG? and the attitude with it?
Your missing the KFC and grape soda, jeez…
LOLOLOLLOLOL ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
You guys keep that s**t up and you’re all gonna end up F***in each other because some black guy took your girlfriend and showed her what real d**k is all about….
By real d**k I presume you are referring to your personality.
ooooh maaaaaan that was just win central right there
Go ask your girlfriend what presumption is the mother of..
I did, she says its “assumption” and your mom says Hi – toolbag
oooo, the win, is yours with that comment
Hell, that is MY fantasy, and I am white.
Amen to that but i was raised on the street and i know alot of us would not be able to afford a high mantinance girl like that
I lol’d
your a f***in idiot.
I’m starting to think that black people in the south actively try to fit stereotypes though, when I lived up north I knew plenty of good black people but I get down here and its mostly 3rd generation welfare N-words
Yeh. I lived in north dakota until i was fifteen. didn’t even hear about those stereotypes (cept on the occasional telly show) or meet anyone who fit them until I moved to florida.
Wait you are from North Dakota and you call the TV a telly?
too long… did not read
calm down people the op just wanted to see how much hate mail this would get.
dude, not only black guys like watermelon…and booty!
what i want to know is why everyone is making a big deal it the comments started out freaking hilarious then they end up freakin stupid all yall calm down have a good time smoke sumthin just calm the heck down
typo ftw
Hah, go ahead and get more b**ches, i prefer girls who aren’t b**chy myself…ZING
Hahaha, you are such an assclown, people over at assville rent you for thier kiddies parties.
You know whats wrong with this picture? She’s in the kitchen and theres not a sandwich being made.
lol
Welcome to the internet. You must be new.
Win.
Troll be trollin’
Yeah, but what’s her credit score?
lol
Go back to Westboro Baptist Church and make some signs so all the normal people can point and laugh at you for thinking that your imaginary friend can scare us.
i do im a redhead duh… all white assed redheads do forget the blondes go red they is beast in bead
She’s not fat, she’s normal. We are women, we eat we have curves, deal with it.
There is too much chlots on the girl
ummmmm i like everything being mentioned here ( the big butts, grape drank, fried chicken, and watermelon) does this mean by internet stereotypes im black? if so im the whitest black guy since obama
and crack
I’m a British white guy… Why am i commenting?
Shes probably white
you got it wrong, they love monkeys from the jungle. thats how we got aids to america remember?
Uh…
Monkeys love monkeys… do teh math.
انا با قول مثل لو ما سواد اليل ما طلع النهار اسودلونه ابيض اكيد قلبه
if there is an offended black guy, let them speak *dead silence*. this is the internet, if your so offended, there isnt a one way street that led you here, you came here of your own free will and should therefore stop trolling and go to some left-wing radical site where they agree with you so you all can be miserable together, YAY!
no butt, the ones with big butts have fat around it too lol, but rarely white girls have butts that stick out! but I do but I’m mixed tho.
ahahaha! actually there was a watermelon study done and it showed that black are underrepresented. So this must be the white boy fantasy girl. Some self hating black guys would take any white chick just cuz she white. Its sad.
also for overweight white girls ass doesn’t stand out in a big proportion
she a typical flat white girl
for some reason the square-ish jaw makes me think that’s either a cross dresser or a transvestite
NOBODY wants her right now! Not until she puts that knife down.
Interesting that most of the hate that’s being spewed here seems to be coming from the ‘white’ people. Stereotypes are just that, stereotypes. Some people fit them, some don’t. The stereotype that seems to be the most in evidence here is that white males spew hatred because they are intimidated and feel that they are inferior. Thus making them unable to compete without lies and propaganda. There are low class people of every race, you can usually spot them by the hatred they spew against others based on the color of their skin, place of birth, or some other superficial stupidity.
TL;DR
uneducated racist; couldn’t understand
There fixed that for ya.
exactly like Melanie from Jackie Brown
Crazy White girl with a knife. NO WAY