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  1. Char says:

    Big thumbs down! They look like they’re kids!!!!

  2. kosher ham says:

    Must see some ID before I fap to this.

  3. ConeyIslandWarrior says:

    Yeah,I’m gonna need to see more of this,to determine their age of course.

  4. AILDSpartan22 says:

    Yeah, we gotta determine their age dude.

  5. Jess says:

    can someone PLEASE explain the lez appeal? They will NEVER want you…..EVER. so….why?!

  6. jesssayy says:

    they do look young, like teens. but im 17 so i wont get in too much trouble

  7. kelly mcdowell says:

    Yep, since the dawn of time and …just…right …NOW!!!!
    AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. i lick snatch says:

    i a miniute they are going to stick there fingers up each other and drink the juice

  9. insanity says:

    @.@
    Can’t look away

  10. honesttogoodness says:

    not just men ;D

  11. G says:

    I cannot take my eyes out of them :-S

    I would rephrase it:

    LESBIANS
    why the f*** are you reading this

  12. WinONoYouFail:( says:

    Bisexual women are better and all straight men know why :D

    • Mastersj says:

      I would have to disagree, Lesbians are the unattainable, forbidden fruit. and everyone knows we as men want what we can’t have.

  13. Dave says:

    u guys r silly :p

  14. meh says:

    they look 16! wait..youre telling me im 16? oh well

  15. camon dascia says:

    see i don’t get the whole “lesbians are the unobtainable fruit”…. my wife has a girlfriend who before getting together with my wife was very very anti guy…. and now that has changed a lot…. just because one is a lesbian does not mean that they are beyond our reach…. although we should respect their wishes and just stand back and watch from afar if that is what they ask of us…..

  16. ShazaBomb says:

    WOOT FOR THIS PICTURE!!

  17. kdsjdj says:

    damn, id f*** them till thee end of my days if i could

  18. srsl says:

    MEN – thinking everything is about them, since the dawn of time

  19. Jimmy says:

    Omg SERENA?? I KNEW YOU WERE HIDING SOMETHING

  20. Dre says:

    God bless them. Every single one of them!

  21. Magnoxian says:

    am I the only one who doesn’t get off from this, and just sees this as kinda a bawwwwww moment?

  22. madtoine says:

    these girls…
    n-nn-no f-ing words man O.o
    EPIC

  23. Ms. Lesbo says:

    Men are so pathetic.

    That’s why I stopped dating them. Women are better lovers and don’t have ridiculous expectations.

    All men do is jerk off to a woman (or women) that would never look in their direction. Except to laugh, but that doesn’t count.

  24. ed says:

    what you idiots want from lesbians? a REAL lesbian girl wouldn’t f*** you, she would kick your pervert dumbass instead.

  25. Titty Sprinkles says:

    dude……. you people are reading way to much into this. just accept it as fact, STFU, and enjoy.

  26. flanyl says:

    Why is it that when women hear a guy comment on another woman, or in this case two women, they automatically assume the man wants to have sex with them?

    For example, my wife and I were watching this movie with Kristen Stewart in it (can’t remember the name, something about a kid working for the summer at an amusement park, she was the townie slut who was doing everyone but him, which of course made her the love interest). My wife asked what I thought of her. I thought it was a stupid movie, so I said “She’s not naked, so there is really no point to this.”

    My wife responded, “Like you have a chance with her!”

    “Chance to what?” I asked, honestly confused.

    “To have sex with her!”

    “Who said anything about sex? I said naked, I want to see her naked!”

    After that I believe I quoted George Carlin by saying I wouldn’t f*** Kristen Stewart with a stolen d**k. Can’t wait until Twilight is over, and she has to buck the Bella persona by losing her clothes.

    What does this have to do with men wanting lesbians? It’s the same type of behavior. They may get us going, but we just want to watch! Some guys may hope that the lesbians will invite them in someday, but then they wouldn’t be lesbians then, would they? This is also a message board for a pic of lesbians kissing. Kind of hard to join them when all you can do is bounce off the screen (same for than lame-ass movie).

  27. Rom says:

    God, I love being underage. You don’t have to worry about jailbait…COZ THEY’RE YOUR AGE

  28. Girllover says:

    omg just like me and my girlfriend but we hotter
    love her s&x honestly i want more i would kiss any girl anyone i made a girl leso for me she hot now haha yummy

  29. shin0bi272 says:

    Im not sure about the rest of the country but if youre less than 5 years apart age wise in NC you can legally sleep with someone underage. So if I were 18 I could sleep with a 13 year old. SUCK IT HANSEN!

    • RiiCo says:

      Dude, AGREED!!
      I live in Holland, and here, we don’t get to watch and or make recordings of having intercourse with an underage, but we are allowed to do it nontheless, at least when the girl aproves, else it’s just…rape >_<

      • shin0bi272 says:

        hmm might have to rethink my views on the dutch… had a pair of dutch bosses and they ran the company into the ground. But if i can have sex with underage girls legally I might be interested in moving.

  30. Dwayne says:

    That’s not funny.

    • Awesomebot says:

      if you actually focused your attention on the text instead of the picture, I’ve got some news for you…

  31. bob says:

    all i have to say is indeed, along with, you know you were staring at that picture for atleast 5 minutes because you were hoping they would just kiss already for that awaiting boner ?

  32. the guy above the guy above me is a douch says:

    are we supposed to get off?

  33. kopa24 says:

    I forget already forgot what I was doing.
    Its mezmerizing!

  34. Heymewiththeface says:

    Getting off men, and onto women since the dawn of time…

  35. Alex says:

    Anyone who thinks that they look underage has obviously watched too many tv shows where 25 year olds play 16 year old high schoolers.

  36. If you're not badass, you're no good says:

    Might as well be Justin Beaver (or Bieber or whatever the pansy-wuzz is called) and his manager.

  37. dsloaner says:

    wait what was i gonna put?

  38. arescet says:

    my name is now pedobear!

  39. Neosantana says:

    They don’t look THAT young, you’ve never seen Barely Legal I presume

  40. Brandon says:

    …fapfapfapfapfapfapfap…

  41. I HATE YOUR FACE says:

    All of you (judging from your comments) think of being heterosexual or lesbian as simply wanting to have sex with that person because they are that sex but it’s not neccesarily all about that. What about love? just because two girls are together dosn’t neccessarily mean that they are in that relationship simply for the sex, for all you know they might actually be in love.
    and now to wait till someone calls me a retard for beliving in something as moronic as love.

  42. Zero says:

    You know, I remember this very same picture having a caption that said “What Most Men Think Lesbians Are Like,” followed by a picture of Rosie O’Donnell and whoever she was with with the caption “What Most Lesbians Are Actually Like.”
    Just some food for thought.

  43. radical behaviorist says:

    I am a fan of BF Skinner and Radical behaviorism, so I would say love does not exist. It is merely a response to conditioning. Only an idiot would believe in something as intangible as love.

  44. Jdsaith says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but it’s rather the desire captured on the pic, than the two girls.
    You can almost feel the urge they have to be with each other…

  45. Stoned-Dude says:

    Love is a stupid thought. Love is simply a chemical released by the heart that gives you a strange feeling.
    -Smoke A Blunt

  46. egaM says:

    Those aren’t the girls from the band TATU , you dunce.

  47. PotatoCakes says:

    You guys don’t know how many memefaces I would have to go through to explain my feelings for the comments you’re putting up. That said…

    …FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP…

  48. King badass says:

    Stop debating and jack off already sheesh

  49. bla says:

    Because wiping your cache is makes it impossible to proove you saw this pic…

  50. Blake says:

    I’m sure your comment here will provide NO clues that you’ve seen it once the cache is erased (and despite your lack of a full name, the IP could be pretty easily traced I expect).

  51. TheBiologist says:

    No worries, the p0rn experts have ID’ed them already. Perfectly legit material, so you can work that lovebullet of yours without any guilt. Enjoy!

  52. lulzosaur says:

    TMI

  53. EvilDave says:

    Which is why it is Ancient History.

  54. Fallen Angel says:

    That would be greek, ancient greeks believed that.

  55. yamitami says:

    Oh no, HISTORY. What a terrible thing.

  56. James says:

    pwned…

  57. sotek says:

    + 1 internet for this guy

  58. yeah right says:

    this is the internet nothing can stop the fapping

  59. Awesome Dane From Awesome Denmark says:

    For some… not for all… bwuahahahahhaaaa

  60. IddyBiddy says:

    Ha… please. You really think you can ruin fapping for the people on this site? You’re a silly..silly person :P

  61. George-Olduvai says:

    Nope.

  62. Danasanr says:

    nope

  63. bi-winner says:

    nope

  64. madtoine says:

    yeah he does
    ty4i =D

  65. The chair says:

    that and brain bleach, a strong magnet and a midget.
    No idea what the midget is for yet.

  66. YLG says:

    Then ask yourself this: What couldn’t you use a midget for?

  67. BobMarker says:

    Extra reach

  68. SleeK says:

    LOL

    pwned

  69. Treebeard says:

    Sure you could. Hold the midget at arms length, then get him/her to do the same, and there you go.

  70. General Failure aka. Cthulhu says:

    DENMARK FTW!!!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP US!!!! WE CONTROL THE INTERNET!!!!!!

  71. UKSponge360 says:

    Scaremongering – nice way of showing your superiority issues

  72. shin0bi272 says:

    why? because we agree with both of them… “That girl is hot, eat her out”

  73. Awesomebot says:

    didn’t the jailbait discussion end, like, halfway up the page?

  74. Snake says:

    -.-

    Have you not heard of ‘thing that are doing it’? Half the pictures are of children, albiet not real.

  75. Werepom says:

    And neither would go home with you unless you happen to have a uterus.
    LESBIANS.
    (I don’t care if it’s a’gay-for-pay’ situation.)

  76. Otaku says:

    Do I see a Higurashi reference? :D

  77. Blake says:

    Nothing to do with superiority issues, merely mocking someone who is overly paranoid.
    Sort of like going onto alt.paranoid. and saying ‘My satellites show a black helicopter behind you!

  78. SarcoN says:

    unlike WoW players :P

  79. Snowsa says:

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

  80. Rachel says:

    Most widely known is the Acient Roman’s training program though

  81. shin0bi272 says:

    I used to work with a girl who was 22 but looked like she was 10… she was flat chested, was about 4’9″ tall, rather thin, and her face looked like she never hit puberty. I so wanted to date her but being coworkers it wouldnt be a good idea.

  82. reflex says:

    So you are saying that the moment a person hits eighteen (or sixteen in England’s case, we rock), they magically stop being stupid and become capable of making decisions with perspective and foresight? Or could it be that the overwhelming evidence is right, and people make damn fool decisions no matter what age they are. The age restriction on sex has good intentions behind it, but it is utterly outdated and to be frank, ageist.

    Here’s an idea-make sex legal at an earlier age, say 12, and start teaching sex ed earlier too, and also make chastity belts free for everyone!!! That way, people have at least a good chance to have consensual and mind-blowing sex when it’s the best time for them to do it. Only you can decide when (or even if) to have sex, which is exactly the way it should be.

  83. fakelies says:

    nope

  84. WTF? says:

    Elaborate on “found” eewwww…..

  85. Awesomebot says:

    ^
    win.

  86. Awesomebot says:

    ok….. I’m still trying to decide whether to feel sorry for you, laugh, or call you an ass.

    in any case, your life kinda sucks

  87. Awesomebot says:

    so, what I’m getting from this… you agree with CP.

  88. Edison says:

    They could always be bi. Or desperate for attention.

  89. KirbCzek says:

    FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!

  90. Chris Hanson says:

    Why don’t you have a seat

  91. pimpin says:

    me gusta

  92. someguyontheinternet says:

    nope

  93. realorfake says:

    regardless… id tap that

  94. eazycheez says:

    maybe

  95. Mine, mine, mine!
    Must be those damn seagulls [tip-chickens]

  96. I like the part where you scare someone with a heli o_O +5 internets to you sir.


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