i wonder if it’s shell can stop bullets from a distance of 200m *fires mini uzi from 200m* *turtle and mash goes everywhere* hmm… apparently not, and i think i got some turtle on me…
It is not a turtle. It is a tortoise. A turtle and a tortoise are different animals. One lives in the sea, the other does not. Google it or get a dictionary.
i like twertles . . . . . . . . . . . . . (yes i know its turtles)
toitles
lol sorry to say this but it’s actually a tortoise, turtles are the ones that swim =]
SPOoGE!
that my good sir/madam is actully what looks like a baby snapping turtle
nope, that’s a tortoise
So adorable!!!
It’s………………….so………………..CUTE!!!!=D
SOO…….CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
DD
LOL, at first glance i thought it was a pokemon spitting out a yellow toxic cloud attack
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I recognized it as a turtle, but I too thought it was exhaling a gigantic cloud of sulfur.
Somebody needs a girlfriend…
Only now, months later, do i realize I got trolled >D
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
i wonder if it’s shell can stop bullets from a distance of 200m *fires mini uzi from 200m* *turtle and mash goes everywhere* hmm… apparently not, and i think i got some turtle on me…
Lol, dumbest comment ever.
agreed
…why would you ever fire any kind of uzi at 200 meters?
you realize an uzi is mainly used for close quarters.
does anyone like the douche that corrects everybody?
As long as the douche is actually correct…
oh my god! show kiyuuute, that is the most adorable thing I have ever seen! but….should a turtle really be eating mashed potatoes
YES, YES IT SHOULD.
It is not a turtle. It is a tortoise. A turtle and a tortoise are different animals. One lives in the sea, the other does not. Google it or get a dictionary.
Im pretty sure thats a massive stash of eatable speed
Do not eat yellow snow!!!
That is what apparently what you do, sir
Actually its a Russian Tortoise -Testudo horsfieldii- from Central Asia … that piece of bread is not good for it.
I agree, how about we stop calling it a turtle and a tortoise, and we call it a reptile. Cause thats what he is.