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omg, like he’s the worst @ xmas. srsly, when we try to play a monopoly tounament, he always cheats to get properties, then builds on them like crazy, and tries to put anyone who lands on the spaces in jail. he sux.
ja hes such an Schweinehund once he comes in one day at mein office and started mekernd about the jews and americans and im like -mein furher komm runter the jews are nearly extinted and america is a bunch of fat trotels why worry and the furher start sreaming ike a crazed Streifenhörnchen and and now im sitting in jail adare soon to be gased
There is nothing better for a german than reading english comments with german scoldings in it! Love it
Considering that Hitler suffered from extreme flatulence, I think this is a blessing in disguise.
proof hitler was evil
Everyone had a good laugh, till Stephen accidentally called the fun Holiday game black elephant gift exchange.
Hitler was not “evil”… in the political/logical sense there is no such thing as evil. Hitler’s ailment did not cause him to do whatever he did. Read the documents by his doctor Dr. Redlich.
just gtfo
Evil is a concept. But is useful in fiction.
I do believe this is one of my favorites of all time!
he wasn’t even actually german…..
lots of germans hated him and we had to build up our cities from nothing, because of his stupid war and you ended the war….
I wish to second this apology. While America HELPED with the war, we were not alone. Germany is a respectable country now, with all the quirks, flaws, and strengths of any other country. Sadly, my country is slowly burying itself with it’s religion of hate and pride.
…But there are people here trying to change it. We need all the help we can get though.
Man, if more americans displayed this statement everyone stupid here in germany would stop being prejudice! Thank you!
Unheil Hitler, dieser Bastard.
For my English friends: Unheil Hitler, that bastard.
thx for the translation, no I understand it.
This picture is offensive to Hitler, please remo… wait.
you made me lol.
@Vilmos- how do you know that Hitler had gas?? Must’ve been all the bratwurst…lol.
Hitler was not evil he was just short-sighted, not real smart and, perhaps, arrogant…but evil? C’mon. You’d have a better argument for “evil” with some of those around him…
Srsly, Hitler was a hypocrite. ‘Blondes with blue eyes are the only true humans’ Uhh your eyes are brown, and you have black hair… ‘Jews are evil’ your grandma is jewish…. ‘Germans FTW’ you’re austrian… Might want to think your propaganda through agian mister…
And people only followed him because he made promises and the failings of the government. It’s always surprised me how he wanted Aryan’s yet he didn’t fit the profile.
Back to history class for you two.
And then you get Vietnam, what a victory that was. USA isn’t so great, no country is. Stop blaming current generations for mistakes made by previous. We haven’t learnt from our mistakes and we never will with people like you around.
Hitler had a bad childhood. But actually a jew helped him. He was no genius but he had charisma.
By the way, that poster is damn funny XD
Hitler didn’t drink alcohol because he would just get mean when he did.
I’m glad we had nice Hitler, then. Oh wait.
HE IS ALWAYS DOING THIS!!!
I swear to God, next time I get up, I’m putting a bomb under the table!
That’s the last time Hitler took Stauffenberg’s f***ing seat.
Hell, it’s the last time Stauffenberg has a seat to begin with.
Hey, this one is ripped off from the brilliant Swedish cartoonist Jan Stenmark! Awesome anyway.
Dude, stop making Americans look bad. Hitler was Austrian, not German.
Yes, he was scum. Killed over 6 million Jews, not to mention Christians, homosexuals, gypsies, and anyone else he didn’t deem high enough up on the evolutionary ladder.
Hitler and his followers were atheists. Between the Nazis and Communists, more people have been murdered in the name of atheism then have been killed in all so called “religious” wars (which were really fought for the secular reasons of money, land, and power) combined.
History lesson over. You’re an idiot, BF. Americans can be just as bad as Adolf.
And why Jews were killed ? Because Christians believe that they killed the Christ… And the Nazi were like 99% of the German population in the 30′s (the 1% were jews…), they were christians… Another strange thing is : why Pie XII and the Vatican didn’t denouce Nazism ?
And the Orthodox ? And the Muslim ? Why the Nazi killed them like animals ?
I’m agree with you, Americans are not so bad as Adolf. As a french, I think you have a great (but not perfect with too much guns and religious proselytism for me) country with a lot of smart people. But you’re wrong when you’re sayin’ that. All the Nazi were Christians. Be careful, I don’t say that all christians were Nazi.
In fact, I think the poster is funny.
Hi how are you i really liked this.
.hitler was austrian
. he was very charismatic, everyone listened to his speeches
. he was vegetarien he saw killing animals was cruel and evil
. I believe he was also mentally unstable, he would draw pictures of his dead mother. He wa salso frequently beaten by his father.
. Hitler used Jews as a scapegoat in Austria economic problems, there was no one to be actually blamed but hitler forced it all onto the jews as it was easier and he disliked them anyway.
. He only worked up to the rank through promises and lies that he couldnt really answer
Americans cant really say they are the best, what about hiroshima and nagaski? yes they may have murdered in pearl harbour but americans wiped out countless, THOUSANDS of human lives, which were innocent.
I do not think any country is innocent anymore after the war, but i love this picture
yes but america didnt really have much of a choice. Japan would have become communist by russia and communism would have spread.By the way the Japanese also fed american POV’s fake rice that was made of water, which caused kidney diseases and tore the lining of the brain so i dont blame them for nuking japan.
They were f***ing asking for it. You try to take over the world ruthlessly and expect mercy when you are defeated?
I wouldn’t subscribe that Japan would have become communist. But it’s senceless to argue about something of the past. It has unalterably happend.
All in all you can’t blame one for past actions because quite every nation had done something cruel in history. Fact is, that we germans lost the war and our expiation is self-flagellation. But sometimes i wish that others would confess their miscondutcs, too…
Total warfare. Japan, in introducing the Kamikaze pilots, displayed that they were going to fight until every last man in Japan or America was dead. The Atomic bomb may have saved lives.
Jami, saying Nazi were atheists is kind of like saying Scientologists are atheists. Here’s a Nazi prayer:
Leader, my Leader, given to me by God, protect me and sustain my life for a long time
you have rescued Germany out of deepest misery, to you I owe my daily bread
Leader, my Leader, my belief, my light
Leader my Leader, do not abandon me
Doesn’t sound like the poetry of an Atheist to me.
And saying communism advocates Atheism is similar to Christians saying Muslims aren’t religious because they don’t believe in Christ. That’s just the nature of new religions. Skeptics — free thinkers — don’t kill religious people; other religious people do.
Muslims do believe in Christ.
Your entire argument becomes invalid.
Yeah but you shouldn’t even be alive, so please exit the internet via a speeding freight train. Noob.
F*** Yeah.
Hitler was brown eyed, black haired cos he believed to lead a perfect race you must be imperfect, Read Mein Kampf people. and of course Hitler rose to power through f***ing lies and deceit how the hell else would he do that in a Dictatorial nation? by being truthful? by kissing babies? especially in a country as proud and arrogant as Germany was back in the day, dont be stupid people, be realistic if you’re going to post fact on a site made for joking around at other peoples expense
Dude, this picture rocks, so does your caption. Thank you, whoever you are!
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Hitler was the good option. Ever wondered wether Hitler’s existence should have been canceled if time travel was ever to be invented? Nope.
Truth is, time travel will be invented and a time travelling agent will be sent back to kill the man who would have led Germany to victory in Europe. Thus Hitler will have become the Fuehrer, and have been sufficiently incompetent to lead to Germany’s loss in WWII and the atrocities committed by a minority of the Nazi party will lead humanity to fight against discrimination.
So if you ever get a time machine, for gods’ sakes, don’t kill Hitler!
“Friggin’ Hitler! Steals my seat, then he farts on it, too!”
You all are incorrect.
Hitlers nationality was Austrian yes, Austrians are Ethnic Germans and Austria was forbidden to join the German unification in 1871 but was part of the Holy Roman Empire until 1806 and part of the German confederation until 1866. Austrians are Germans. ”Austria” in German means ”Eastern Reich for Germans”.
He was NOT Jewish there is no proof.
He was German.
I am your Führer.I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.Adolf Hitler. From this point people will only call me Führer. That is what the Germans called Hitler and so i shall be called it too. If you have a problem with it do not talk to me at all you would not be worth my valuable time i spend babbling to you one day i will take over the world or my name isn’t Führer.
wtf guys. XD just laugh at that picture.
WHAT THE F***!?
Just… What the f***. I need to go and explode now. I really do.
America raped the allies after the war when it called back all the loans and changed the trading currency to dollars.
Please, someone shoot me, this world is too f***ed up.
Also, lol, Hitler, always the little imperialist, stealing them seats at parties. That’s how WW2 started, at the Czechoslovakian Christmas Ball.
hey,
1. europe’s much bigger than the marshall plan countries
2. the americans DID NOT DEFEAT GERMANY, they just helped the brits fight…the russians defetead Germany. (well, Hitler defetead Germany, but that’s another story)
3. USA helped the brits only to not “be next on the list”…there’s no such thing as “helping out” without gainining something back.
4. all the investments USA made in western europe, came back to the USA not only by debt but via corporations (thanks! what would we have done w/o McD)
5. Deciding on the fate of entire countries and their people for generations @ dinners between Stalin, Churchill and Rosie by writing procentage of influence on napkins …verry helpfull, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_betrayal and this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yalta_Conference
Uh… call it a hunch, I think Nicole was talking about WWII. America pulled the whole “calling in the debts” BS after WWI.
But LAWLZ on the picture.