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This one isn’t funny.
It’s just stupid
I know, I was the guy who made it years ago. I’m really surprised it stuck around, let alone got on this site so early.
i think its cool
SO, what kind of spider is it?
I’m not an arachnophobe, this is not a meeting I want first thing in the morning =)
its a huntsman spider but dont worry they fine, get them all around australia and they’re non-poisenous, when I was a kid we used to pick them up and scare the girls with them lol
I LOVE SPIDERS THEY’RE AMAZING
All spiders are poisonous…
Well no, but he was probably referring to the spider carrying a poison that is lethal (or rather effective) against people. So spiders really don’t carry poisons though, they don’t need them / haven’t evolved the necessary glands. The more you know.
I find it rather hilarious and creepy….good thing you’re already on the toilet, else you’d piss your pants
Are you sure you want to wipe? Maybe you could just like, rub your ass against a wall.
Wow… I almost screamed when I loaded this site.. what a way to have a first visit. *twitch* Great, now I’m gonna be lookin’ for spiders from hell when ever I go to the bathroom.
I believe I’m going to keep a spider-murdering weapon of some kind in my bathroom from this day forth.
Aww, look, the spider wove you some toilet paper. How nice.
Giggled irl. Good one
Hahah that’s hilarious.
actually theres spiders on the wall too. and as we all know the walls have eyes. and pedobear is looking through those eyes
I wish it was that easy. I just hope she didn’t lay any eggs on that square… That could end in an awkward doctor visit.
What kind of spider is that and where in the world is this pic taken???
I need to know so I never ever go there.
Looks very close to a Brown Recluse but I didn’t think they were supposed to grow that huge!
That’s not a brown recluse, I thought it might be a funnel spider – but that’s not it either. I’m curious thought what it is …
Huntsman spider, and I suggest you try Antarctica or Greenland if you want to avoid. They live everywhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparassidae
Or, you know, Europe.
Holy SHIZ! Even England…. they can get me even here…… my arachnaphobia just got worse….. oh crap….
You’d better hope they aren’t reading this… now they know where you are…
This is epic… 1 gram of terror VS the will to get out of the bathroom with dignity… That much more satisfying indeed LOL!
Hell with dignity, terror would overwhelm me, I’d scream, crap myself, then go running for the shotgun.
I believe you would not “crap youself” as what have you just done to be in that situation?
Nah this is where the sledgehammer comes in handy hopefully the spider is slow
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
toilet paper and a snack
This actually happened to me once HUGE spider covered the entire roll…I had to call hubby home to kill it.
I get the sneaking suspicion this is the same species as the infamous Clock Spider.
uhm… if its the same species as the clock spider… wouldn’t that just make it… i dunno… let’s say… a clock spider?
Clock Spider is not the name of the species. Google it.
This would be a hunstman spider. Very big with a “crablike” look, but not very dangerous. They’re pretty nervous, just blow on most spiders and they’ll flee.
Here’s another:
http://brokenbay.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/huntsman-spider.jpg
(and yes, that’s the same species as clock spider)
I saw that picture and I swear my heart stopped for a second. Spiders terrify me.
Awww… It appears as if it’s saying “I can haz cookie?”
Such cowards.
*swats spider with flyswatter*
You are now free to wipe.
*disappears*
My reaction to walking into a bathroom and seeing this would pretty much negate my need for the toilet paper. A shower on the other hand…
Let it bite you, maybe you will gain superpowers and swing between tall buildings and save innocents.
Or…
.. you die painfully.
But heck, it’s worth the risk.
I’ll chance it.
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Awww, who would have the heart to squish the cute widdle guy?
Me! I would. I would squish the cute widdle guy dead. S**t! I’m seriously going to have to stop coming to this site! Between the spiders and the frickin’ clowns, I’m going to have a heart attack!
So you don’t want me to get you that Tarantula I was planning for your birthday?
AGREED *high-fives*
*MJ comes out of the bathroom and gives Peter an angry glare* “Now look, mister. I put up with a lot from you because of Spider Man, but this is going too far!”
Waiting for this to happen to me. Should probably secure the containers my spiders live in. They have really gotten good at climbing impossibly slick surfaces…
Never using the bathroom again.
Sure, I could pull a spare roll out from under the sink and use it… but still no.
The spider’s okay. I can’t get past the grammar. “Impossible odds” are plural, therefore the correct tense of the verb should be “make” not “makes”.
“Impossible odds” *is* plural.
Wouldn’t you just flip the roll backward first? Just asking. Great picture, decent caption… even if it’s a little old.
O__O I don’t care if that’s the last roll on the planet- I wouldn’t touch that thing with a thirty foot pole.
Make that a 39-1/2 foot pole. I’m sure the Grinch left it behind because he wanted nothing to do with it when he was clearing out the house.
Hopefully they were already on the toilet when they saw it. That way they wouldn’t need a new pair of pants =P
Feelin’ lucky, human punk?
spiders: Reason #24 I’ve decided to move to Antarctica
I’m so curious on the other 23.
Of all the times I’d need a shotgun on the loo…
At least you’ll have no problem going
sometimes im glad to live in canada…
Yes, this may be the frozen north, but it has it’s advantages, *eh* ?
Anyone else think that this one doesn’t belong on this site due to its overwhelming motivationalness?
My Caption:
What happened to the other one?
F*** it… I would seriously take another s**t even if I already took one if that situation would ever happen to me… (I have arachnophobia…)
Adversity: Sometimes you just can’t overcome it! Jesus H! If that sight greeted me in the morning I’s start looking for diapers!
At that point I think i’d torch my whole f***ing house down.
Awwws!
It DOES look like it’s saying “I can haz cookie?”! :3 Yes you can, cyootie pie, yes you can. ////(ooOOoo)\\\\
Uh, I’ll just use the next stall, thanks all the same.
So sick of these mother freakin spiders in these mother freakin bathrooms!!
Seriously,did you guys NEVER listen during science,NO ONE can live in Antarctica,so to person from before…you don’t live there…your lying.You’d live in the Arctic. These spiders are not poisonous,they’re just huntsmans,Im an arachnophobe…but I’m still not scared of these,I once had one in my house,well actually 5 but Fred was my favourite.
haha I live just above the line, I’m a happy camper now.
Grose, seriously.