Ja, und….
Germans are weird. Denying it might be further proof. A country that socialized health care, is super eco-friendly, and is known for its hikers and climbers….yet there are still cigarette vending machines and you can buy a beer at McDonalds.
Don’t expect to find milk in the refridgerated section of the grocery store. TetraPak baby!
Keep in mind that in Germany Kindergardeners are the adults…. not the kids
If you say you are hot, then you are turned on sexually (say es ist mir warm instead)
If you say that you are full then you are drunk (say Ich bin satt instead)
political correctness is twisted compared to English…a person of African decsent is called African (Afrikanisch)–calling somebody black can be bad. Oh and forget about using Weib, and probably Fraulein. Those were ok for a wife and young women a while ago…but they are not ok now.
Germany takes organization to the extreme. I was an exchange student there…had to register at 13 different places around the city….so yes it is weird, and yes I loved it. At least now they don’t have duels at the university like they did a generation or two ago…can we all agree Germans are weird. Ja Wohl!
We native English speakers are no better.
If you undertake something…why are you not an undertaker? You are in German…unternehmen…Unternehmer…..duh
Why does it mean the same thing if I beat you up or if I beat you down? If I put something off that does not have anything to do with putting something on.
In the US at least we say plus-sized model…in Germany it is blunt…you are an over-sized model.
Mein Grossvatter kommt aus Berlin und ich habe u. 6 Jahren in Rheinland und Baden verbracht….my grandfather is from Berlin and I have spent about 6 years there in total. I love Germany and Germans, but we are both weird. I could go on all day…but that would just prove my weirdness….
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I think I would have the tendency to believe I was real. Just that the rest of the people eating it are some devious hallucination devised to make eating whatever this is…
British food certainly is interesting (Germans use cents, not pence). The script on the little sign in front looks a little like Sainsbury’s but we never sold anything like that in our store — but we were a really small store, without the full range of product. Just as well, I think.
And yet, if this were in America (the weirdest place in the world – I say that as an American), where anthropomorphizing meat products leads to radical dietary changes, this could have an unusual effect on the fussy eaters most likely to be on the receiving end of a Clown Sandwich. Years later, legions of traumatized coulrophobic vegetarians will be telling their shrinks of exactly how it all went down.
Whereas in the UK and Ireland we’re perfectly fine,even though it was our fussy eating that lead us to throw tantrums in the supermarket so our parents would buy it.
I refuse to eat this sh*t now though….
aw Billy FTW!!!!we used to beg our ma to get it for us as kids even though it tastes pretty bleh…and my brother worked in the factory where they package it(in Ireland,owned by a German company)and ship it to all the UK stores….so chances are that our Colly put that log of deformed meaty goodness through the slicer…………….
Heeey ^^
I ate this when I was a kid … it’s nothing weird in Germany.
And please, no Germany-weirdness jokes :p
How come there are no good, cute Jewish boys to date in Germany????
Pay more attention in history class.
must be german… didn’t get the joke…
wo2
What’s German?
LMAO!!!
I don’t even want to know how one makes clown meat. Is it 100% clown and clown by-products, or is there some soy clown thrown in there?
Ja, und….
Germans are weird. Denying it might be further proof. A country that socialized health care, is super eco-friendly, and is known for its hikers and climbers….yet there are still cigarette vending machines and you can buy a beer at McDonalds.
Don’t expect to find milk in the refridgerated section of the grocery store. TetraPak baby!
Keep in mind that in Germany Kindergardeners are the adults…. not the kids
If you say you are hot, then you are turned on sexually (say es ist mir warm instead)
If you say that you are full then you are drunk (say Ich bin satt instead)
political correctness is twisted compared to English…a person of African decsent is called African (Afrikanisch)–calling somebody black can be bad. Oh and forget about using Weib, and probably Fraulein. Those were ok for a wife and young women a while ago…but they are not ok now.
Germany takes organization to the extreme. I was an exchange student there…had to register at 13 different places around the city….so yes it is weird, and yes I loved it. At least now they don’t have duels at the university like they did a generation or two ago…can we all agree Germans are weird. Ja Wohl!
We native English speakers are no better.
If you undertake something…why are you not an undertaker? You are in German…unternehmen…Unternehmer…..duh
Why does it mean the same thing if I beat you up or if I beat you down? If I put something off that does not have anything to do with putting something on.
In the US at least we say plus-sized model…in Germany it is blunt…you are an over-sized model.
Mein Grossvatter kommt aus Berlin und ich habe u. 6 Jahren in Rheinland und Baden verbracht….my grandfather is from Berlin and I have spent about 6 years there in total. I love Germany and Germans, but we are both weird. I could go on all day…but that would just prove my weirdness….
what does that have to do with happy face meat?
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If you look closely, the label says it’s colouring. Shame, though; I’d love to see a ham that looks like this on the inside naturally.
Wouldn’t that make you question your own existence???
I think I would have the tendency to believe I was real. Just that the rest of the people eating it are some devious hallucination devised to make eating whatever this is…
British food certainly is interesting (Germans use cents, not pence). The script on the little sign in front looks a little like Sainsbury’s but we never sold anything like that in our store — but we were a really small store, without the full range of product. Just as well, I think.
Definitely Sainsburys with that font, though it’s a fairly generic product that I’ve seen in different designs (teddy bears etc) in Asda, Tesco, etc…
Sainsbury is an awesome store. Visited London over spring break and was astounded that someone had actually made a bacon flavored puffed corn snack.
Om nom bacon fries/bites/rashers nom….
And yet, if this were in America (the weirdest place in the world – I say that as an American), where anthropomorphizing meat products leads to radical dietary changes, this could have an unusual effect on the fussy eaters most likely to be on the receiving end of a Clown Sandwich. Years later, legions of traumatized coulrophobic vegetarians will be telling their shrinks of exactly how it all went down.
Whereas in the UK and Ireland we’re perfectly fine,even though it was our fussy eating that lead us to throw tantrums in the supermarket so our parents would buy it.
I refuse to eat this sh*t now though….
aw Billy FTW!!!!we used to beg our ma to get it for us as kids even though it tastes pretty bleh…and my brother worked in the factory where they package it(in Ireland,owned by a German company)and ship it to all the UK stores….so chances are that our Colly put that log of deformed meaty goodness through the slicer…………….
I worked in the factory that makes that stuff. if its for england its made in a factory n Ireland, and is indeed made of real 100% processed clown!!!
howye bollix!!!want some billy sambidges with the last of that soup?? or would ya prefer honey bear?
This photo is offensive to meat, please remove it.
Pretty sure it actually tastes TERRIFYING
Billy Roll FTW! Loved this stuff when I was a kid
Warning: this meat was produced on a machine that also produces soylent green.
NO IT WASN’T!!!!
Feldhues don’t make Soylent Green….
Metrics
WTF is a p?
P=pence…
As in the currency of the UK: Pounds and pence sterling…..
i had a nightmare of clown food once…then the guy who made it tried to eat my friends….
this scares me. a lot.