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wat is “abstinence”
Something you are clearly already exercising.
In other news, this is a beautiful poster.
what he said
wow there should be a site for epic burns
Yay, this is going on FailBlog
It means, you aren’t having sex until you are married.
No, ass, it means you aren’t having sex. <— That's a period.
no he was right u fucing tard
No, MrODoyle is rigth, First. Then, if you’re adding a comment, you should at least try not to make so many mistakes. If not even English and I’m pretty I make less mistake than you just did. Finaly, when you’re telling someone he is wrong, you don’t sware and you tell him why he’s wrong. Of course I can’t blame you now, because you were the one wrong here, so obviously you just can’t find any reason to do as someone civilized should do.
wow, you are retarded. Thank you for telling us how to correctly reply to someone without making grammatical errors, and then go and make just about every possible one. Epic Fail
I’m part of this, too!
^ Stupid trolls are stupid.
is a choice to curb one’s behavior and not engage in activities, practices, and substances that are illegal, immoral, or otherwise harmful to oneself or others. It also refers to reserving physically intimate actions for marriage, including, but not limited to, sexual intercourse.
abstinence refers to refraining from physically intimate actions. period. i am married. before we were married my wife and i were abstinent. now we are not. now instead of abstinence we exercise continence. (limiting ourselves to sexual behavior only between ourselves.) just thought i’d clarify the terminology a little bit. have fun.
So if you have an affair, you’d be incontinent?
LOL
Good one.
no… you practice monogamy. that is you are sexually active only with one another. continence is self control, ie; my wife and i postpone pregnancy by practicing continence when she is in the fertile part of her cycle. and abstinence is to abstain…from anything, hence the root word similarity. this pic is specifically in reference to the fact that abstinence as it pertains to intercourse is THE ONLY way to be 100% certain you’ll not start a life as a result. our Blessed Lady being the only person in existence to conceive having not yet known a man.
Wow, that was a long definition….
Abstinence means to abstain from some. IE: to not do it.
ROFL. I’m a Christian and this made me crack up horribly. Love it!
Don’t worry dude, I’m Roman Catholic and it did the same thing to me to
Me three! It made me laugh and I was born and raised Mormon. . . . But I feel much better now.
That was a good one.
Roman Catholic…and reposting to fb, have to share. it’s objectively good
This is how you make a religion joke without being offensive! Clever & WIN!
lol
wtf ur an idiot
lol
I don’t wanna sound slow, but I seriously don’t get why this is funny
It’s funny because a lot of Christians want to do away with sex-ed in schools. They want “abstinence only” classes that teach teens that the only reliable way to avoid pregnancy is to be abstinent. This poster pokes fun at the fact that according to the Bible, even that doesn’t always work. It says Mary got pregnant even without having sex.
I think, you are over thinking the joke a bit there buddy.
I do not think he is over-thinking the joke at all. That is exactly what I got from it. Though I will go on to add that I have heard many Christians say the only 100% way to ensure you don’t get pregnant is through abstinence. This throws lots of egg on those types of Christians faces.
Um, the ONLY “reliable” way of avoiding ANYTHING is to NOT DO IT!!!!
It’s a picture of the Virgin Mary.
She had Jesus.
He didn’t have sex, hence the Abstinence.
lmao this comment belongs on failblog
the one they meant who abstained was the virgin mary. what jesus did is of no relevance…
of course the dumbass would say jesus had no relevence SHE GAVE BIRTH TO HIM
SO..MANY..FAILS…
it’s cool buddy, you are slow
Meh I’m glad this didn’t turn into a religious war like any poster that contains the words “Jesus Christ” or any other religious theme
I DONT GET IT T_T
The sad thing is that people actually believe that Mary was “abstinent.” She had sex, just not with Joseph. When she came up pregnant, Joseph was like “WTF?” And she was all like “Uh…uh…IMMACULATE CONCEPTION! Yeah, that’s the ticket. Son of God and whatnot.”
hahahaha +1
“Immaculate Conception” refers to the Catholic belief that Mary was born without sin, NOT the belief in the virgin birth of Christ, just FYI.
Abstinence- producing 1340 Jesi annually.
DUDE… i’m a muslim and i’m still offended by this picture… do you have NOTHING else to make fun of anymore? youre backup plan is the virgin mary herself?! wow man… good luck to you in life.. seriously.
You know, every subject we could choose might offend someone. Personally, I love jokes about dead babies, even if most of the people i know can’t stand them. It’s crude, but if we wan’t to make fun out of it, who cares? And what’s offensive? Making fun of a religious personality? If I decide to call myself pope of the trolls, you could be sure people would make fun of me, and I might even pass on a South park episode. It’s not the more offensive picture I’ve ever seen, and it’s a clever type of humour.
you muslims are always offended by pictures of religious figures…. ugh, YAWN. don’t like being offended? get off the Cheezburger network, for starters. Secondly, this joke is AMAZINGLY funny. Kudos to the christians who are admitting that they actually loved it. jmw-c3, you are right about Immaculate Conception. Unfortunately, it has nothing to to with this picture. Christians believe in ghosts, scientists are right, that’s it. build a brigde, get over it, draw some pictures of mohammed, and just try LAUGHING for once!! Laughing makes religious obsolete. try it.
actually, wow, according to this site, there’s plenty to make fun of. this is just an addition.
Well, actually it’s not a picture, but an image (as in fantasy).
In reality you would refrain from doing someone with such a heart-condition anyway.
religion curing heart burn sense before time
I’m a Muslim and I’m not offended at all, I think it’s rather funny.I think everyone has right to make jokes about anything, even if it’s offensive to some.It’s just a joke folks, calm down or ese get of the cheeezburger network.
Caption shud of been:
Heartburn, side effects include: jesus
C-C-C-COMBO BUREIKA!!!!!
3 simple words: Virgin. My. Arse.