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At least it’s not a landshark?
This is why, kiddies, you never open the door when mommy and daddy are *ahem* going shopping.
As a Jehovah’s Witness, I approve of this.
I second that notion, brother.
I’ve heard much, much worse things said about us.
so true
If you didn’t ring the damn doorbell every time I’m having sex, you wouldn’t have bad things said about you by me at all.
Same here =D
I third that notion, my brother. JW’s rule.
LoOL as a JW too, it makes me laugh =)
Fortunately, we get shorter teeth that aligator !
Cheers from France
i hate jehovas witnesses.
c-c-combo breaker!!!
and i hate butterflies!!!
Ccccccombo breaker!!!
And i hate everyone! THIS.. IS.. THE INTERNET!!!
I personally think that would be cool. Maybe he just wants to borrow some sugar.
not cool man, Jehovas Witnesses only wants to save lifes by helping you building up faith, they sacrifice allot of time and resources on this just for you free at charge!
I like evangelists who can spell.
I didn’t ask them to come knocking at my door so I don’t care what they sacrafice.They wouldn’t like it if I came knocking on thier door trying to convert them or spread the news of my faith.
I’m not usually one to stick up for the JWs, but I think they would like it. I recently had a really good chat with a couple of JWs and some friends, about our faith (Christian) and theirs.
Also, *their*.
is it their instinct to be so persistent that you want to punch them in the face?
realy dont care i dont like hearing my doorbell at 7in the morning when i work till 12am and dont get home till 2
This is why you keep a bb gun by the door when you live in Florida.
a bb gun would not do s**t.
Honey, get the door.
Alright dea–*faints*
Candygram.
I’m just a dolphin.
This happened in my boss’s neighborhood! (Hilton Head, South Carolina.) I saw this picture in the paper when it happened, it totally made my day to see it here! Now I have to show my boss. It’s like being famous!
At least he was probably helping to keep the cat population in check
Your comment made me go :’( and ROFL
A Jehovah’s witness would be worst in my oppinion.
Im a Jehovah’s Witness… but i still think this is funny…
OMG! they are now knocking on our websites! run everybody!
answering the door naked, and carrying a broadsword seems to do the trick of getting rid of ANYONE you don’t want at your door. This includes Jehovah’s Witnesses. Yes, I was present at the event, no I cannot claim personal credit-my mother had a wonderful sense of humor.
WONT SCARE THEM OFF
*jibbilies* I hate alligators.
YES WE RULE BUT WE HAVE TO BE IND AND POLITE ABOUT IT. WE ARE KNOWN AS THE MOST LAW ABIDING PPL THERE IS.
Actually, you’re known as the people most likely to be arrested for child abuse. Really.
UR A DUMB ASS
i wonder if the JW’s would care if i spread atheism door to door? talking to their kids about how god is, much like the cake, a lie. any JW’s o ahead and keep this going with ur futile efforts to make ur beleif seem superior to everyone elses
they’d haate me more im a dedicated Wiccan/Pagan…so they prolly start trying to get burning at the stake legalized again if i started going door to door (and yes i know my spelling prolly sux i was trained to shoot people not write letters to them saying”please stop being terrorist a-holes”)