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I printed this one up for my wife, an aspiring author who hopes to be the next big teen thing (Ok, well she’s hoping to be a respected author, but we can hope). Hopefully she’ll do well enough that she can totally sell out and make a few mil by doing blatant, shameless fanservice.
We can dream.
Oh great, yet another thing guys will hate because their girlfriends fantasize over more than them..
No, that’s just the masses of brain dead teen agers who need a life.
We have a life, just don’t use it for anything better than mindless masturbation!
you have no life and you are mindless…..bloody idiot……go fap to the twilight movies….
Is that even possible??
Although you imply that you are still a teenager, your man card, hand it over.
No true teenager looses to a monkey in fap prowess.
Well said, my friend, well said. Even though I think it could be actually used as motivational poster for all the crappers of the world.
That’s an evil plan actually. Because of this poster crap writers will write more crap that will become popular. That is demotivational.
^_^ I love this. Makes me want to keep writing now. When Twilight came out I pretty much stopped in my aspirations to become an author…cause well… I was writing a story about vampires… and Twilight totally ‘sucked’ the inspiration out of me… All I could think about was “God who would want to read another Vampire novel after this crap”
….But I think will try again after all.. hehe
Are you kidding? We NEED a real vampire story after this! Hop to it!
Try Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter International. His Vampires don’t
glitter at all. MHI rocks Starts out with an accoutant killing his Werewolf boss,gets better from there.
That sounds unbelievably badass. I must have it.
If you need a real Vampire Story on RoflRozzi find Twilight for guys
if you dont mind reading manga try checking out vampire knight. iv never seen twilight, but my guess is its like that, but without the fairies or the suck. yeah its a slight romance, but a read it because, well there actually is blood drinking in it
OMG! *Fangirl monent* I LOVE VK! It’s WAYYYY better that the Twilight series. Plus, it’s characters are cute. (In a weird, anime-fangirl way. ;D) ZERO FTFW!!!!!
Hellsing. Need I say more?
Yes you need. Hellsing Ultimate.
Well played, good sir.
Ome where they don’t sparkle, please? Something that won’t make Dracula OR Bram Stoker turn in their respective graves…
i still would like to know when people decided that vampires should sparkle like a bunch of over-sized fairies! i must have missed it!
FFFF Darren Shan’s Cirque du Freak was great…it builds up
NO WAY! Cirque Du Freak is baaadddd. I’m having trouble finishing it. Its soo CHEESY!!!!!!! I hate it when authors have exclamation points in their narration, and the “edginess” and “humor” seem to be directed at 6th graders.
That’s what I was going to say! Redeem the true vampires damnit!
NOSFERATU!!!
have you ever read the last vampire by christopher pike? i think there are actually three or four of them…check em out.
AND NO F***ING GLITTER DAMMIT!!!
I will read your story, so long as your vamps aren’t vegans, and they don’t FREAKIN SPARKLE. kaykay?
I did the exact same thing!
Maybe I should try again too ; )
I’ve been writing a vampire novel for over a decade. Much editing, but little finishing. Life tends to get in the way, however, I keep writing because I enjoy my characters and their story. Hopefully readers will, too. Keep going. If crap like the above-mentioned series has made it, there’s still hope. Write like the wind!
Hah! You said sucked! What a pun! You’re such a hoot.
Oh!! I get it! Took me a minute…
It’s more amusing when you take into account that I didn’t even realize I had a pun in there till I read through it again…. Had to quote it then >< It was like a Ninja pun.
Sneaky little puns…… they’ll getcha if you aren’t careful.
Aww, thats the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me. You’ve inspired me to go on another day! <3
Please, please, PLEASE write the book!!
We’re all relying on you to redeem all Vampires face!
agreed. well. as long as it’s not a spell checked version of ‘My Immortal’
WIN!
wait wait wait. i call fail on this. i feel extremely motivated and now want to write my own series. i do believe this site is called veryDEmotivational
dude. it’s the the NAME of the type of poster. it doesn’t exactly have to be demotivational. it can be just about ANYTHING.
Maybe Candace Sams needs this poster.
I don’t hate the books, they were a fun, girlie, romantic romp, HOWEVER, these books would have been torn apart at any critiquing group I’ve been a part of. It is 8th grade writing at best.
That’s not giving 8th graders the respect they deserve.
Thank you Tacomagic. I DESPISE those things that pass as literature with a burning passion…And I just graduated.
I agree, I can write way better than that.
a brain-dead, nutless monkey can make better crap than that
That’s incorrect actually. If a brain-dead, nutless monkey could write better than this, then Twilight would have been a better book. (BTW sorry to all the mormons who have to deal with the author of these books. It’s like how Canadians now apologize non-stop for Justin Bieber.)
rude much?
No, just honest. All those adjectives yet nothing is described well?
And seriously, how many ways can you use the word “chagrin”? Honestly, that was just painful.
um excuse me? that is rude on so many levels. you are entitled to your opinion and i to mine but that is rude.
Its not rude at all. Its a criticism. When you expose your ‘art’ to the world, you’re exposing yourself to criticism. So, get off your sparkly little high horse, and face reality. People are going to bash Twilight. And they have good reason. Meyers is a hack. She just got lucky that’s all. Welcome to the internet, honey. You better develop thick skin.
I couldn’t agree more. By the way, I LOVE your name.
Freedom of speech..gotta love it.
..Truth indeed.
Who cares if it’s rude!!
It’s the interwebs!
“A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay
There’s a GOOD female author for ya right there. And she speaks the truth with that little quote, there. :]
They’re books folks, just books. Not a lifestyle, not a social commentary, just books. If you don’t like them, don’t read them.
IF YOU HATE THEM SOO MUCH THEN JUST DONT THINK ABOUT THEM JACK ASS! WHY R U COMMENTING IF YOU DONT LIKE TWILGIHT? WHY’D U WRITE A LONG PARAGRAPH?WHY R U WASTING URE TIME? U PROB LIKE TWILIGHT AND U DONT EVEN RELIZE IT. STEPHANY MEYER WRTES AWSOME BOOKS. I LIKE THEM IM NOT SAYING U HAVE TO BUT IF U DONT JUST DONT SAY ANYTING.
why did stephenie meyer write long paragraphs? why are you wasting your time? why can you only write in fangirl blather but not even spell,much less her name?
way to “feed” the stereotypes
In this day in age you can’t help but think of those damn books. They are everywhere…You turn the corner in the mall, 3 stands with twilight, go to burger king, twilight…doesn’t matter if you want to think about it or not, you’re going to.
Most of the facepalms I’ve done in my life are a result of retarded fangirls, like this one.
Agreed.
Ditto.
I third this motion.
you, are officially, a Twitard.
Stupidity
You’re doing it right.
So you’re allowed to express your opinions, but Simon is forbidden? That makes perfect sense. I’m so glad that the youth of the world is so accepting.
By the way, writing in caps does not make anyone agree with you or believe you to be any more intelligent.
1st admendment, google it. Because you obviously haven’t gotten that far in school yet >.>
amendment*
People reply because they want to express their opinion, d***head. If it’s normal for u to just keep your mouth shut about the things u don’t like, then do it yourslef. We WILL express our opinion, even if others don’t give a s**t.
so* jackass* are* you* twilight* you* ? why* are* you* your* you* probably* you* realize* Stephenie* writes* awesome*
Hah, I was going to do that. Thank you.
Jesus don’t S**t yourself.
tl;dr
What I find ironic is that you troll your a** off on this gentleman, while also saying that you agree with him. However, Twi-hards such as yourselves probably wouldn’t notice, as you don’t pay much attention to detail, for you fail to notice everything wrong with the books, the movies, and you, the fangirls. The one thing I DON’T hate are the actors, because Robert Pattinson said he hates the books, and Kristen Stewart hates the fans.
Troll away if you see this, Twi-hards, but I have made my point. I only ask that you use correct spelling, grammar, and, for the love of God, don’t use Caps Lock for everything.
Yours Sincerely,
Draykorr, Knight of the Internet.
P.S.: I realise that I may be feeding certain trolls right now, but I doubt it matters seeing as I didn’t swear or speak with anger or hate.
P.P.S.: Long message, isn’t it?
You my good sir, are a role-model.
WIN EPICNESS
I give to thee young knight, all the internets i possess!
Why are you shouting at us?
Why are you commenting on a poster that degrades a book series if you don’t like it? The logical thing to do would be for YOU to not say anything. All you’re doing is raising the number of comments and reviews, i.e. giving popularity to something you hate.
“AWSOME BOOKS” indeed.
An Awesome book would suprise you and fill you with awe.
An Awsome book would suprise you and fill you with, “Aw… (A tree died for this?).”
I also love your argument of “…if you* don’t* like it just don’t* say anything*.”
I recommend you take your own advice. If you don’t like our comments, then don’t say anything. If you refuse, then I will cut the internet connection in the kitchen.
Quit stereotyping girls. Makes us look bad.
But have YOU actually read them!?!?!
that’s time outta my life I’ll never get back.
I don’t like Twilight one bit. But, however, I love the cover to Breaking Dawn.
I like chess and I wish I had a set like that.
agreed!
Yeah. The movies totally ruined it.
…And while the books weren’t the best, I think they were worth reading. Sure, they have plenty of spelling errors, but she writes an addicting story.
wait there were SPELLING errors?
how is it possible for a published book to have spelling errors?who published/edited this anyway?
and to think lewis caroll’s riddle was ruined because of this -_-
Don’t worry freinds, the 15 minutes will be up eventually.. just gotta have patence and faith.
GO STUFF YOUR FACE IN CRAP!! U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE ANYMORE!!! URE CRAP!!! THE TWILGHT SERIUS DOES NOT SUCK!!! U SUCK GO SUCK A D**K U ASS W*** LOSER!! WHY WOULD U SAY THAT ! ?
AND F U SIMON! AND U GUY WHO MADE THIS POSTER! THERES MORE OF US TWILIGHT FANS THEN THERE IS OF YOU OK WE CAN ALL GET TOGHETER AND BEAT URE ASS! LOSER U DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! LOSER GO STUFF URE SELF WITH URE CRAP!
Your right!
I think I actually lost brain cells for having read this… >.<
I’m right there with you on that . . . O.o
I own and have read all four of the books, and they’re an okay series, but the way people have reacted to it is . . . somewhat frightening. How people can form such a deep obsession over fictional characters (like Miss OMFGShutUpTwilightsAmazing above) is not a good indicator for the survival rate of our species.
we can only pray that darwinism and social darwinism work their wonders.
You “think” you lost brain cells reading that? I felt the brain cell loss…
It’s as if I felt thousands of voices cry out in terror…
Then suddenly…
…silence.
Pfah! Right when you said that i imagined when i played pickmin and they all got roflstomped 5 minutes in…
Their, their… you’re brain cells will grow back. Mine to.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I tore through the Twilight books in a couple weeks–and liked them! Yes, I found them a fun and easy read, with a novel spin on sexy vampires. Also a dash of werewolves (Buffy did it first). I found the writing neither dreadful nor amazingly inspired, which is fine with me too.
That said, a lot of posts on this web site seem to convey a deeper current of resentment toward satire in general. Some people love satire and relish every opportunity to use it, while others just don’t understand the concept. Since most of these Very Demotivational Posters are satirical in some way, I don’t get why people who don’t like it are wasting their time here. For those who still don’t get it, satire is something more subtle than personal insults or even bitter sarcasm–an intimation of the intrinsic ironies that make any given thing hilarious in it own way. Those who get satire can apply it to almost anything, even stuff that they personally like, care about or believe. To illustrate how you might cast aside your sacred cows, consider that I–a Twilight series fan–found the following page kind of hilarious:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Twilight-The-Story-Of-A-Girls-Choice-Between-Beastiality-And-Necrophilia/240292654586?ref=mf
i couldnt agree more with sparklevania.this insanity over a book series seems a bit…strange…to say the least.
i read the book, and i have to say that it was ok.not great, but allright.when i finished reading it, i brought it back to the library and got another book.life goes on
the thing is, certain fans(such as Katherin) life doesn’t go on.
there is more than 1 great series of books in the world.i realy am not judging here, all im saying is that maybe in a couple of years katherin might do some growing up.she might re-read twilight and, who knows,maybe she might realize how right most of the people on this are.but,then again, maybe she wont mature.
i dont know,only time will tell.
You think these people are wacky, you should see the comments whenever anyone says anything against Chris Brown. Crazy fangirls + Ghetto = Holy Sh*tstorm!
After one turns three, brain cells don’t grow back. Well, a few grow in the hippocampus, but other than that, brain cells don’t grow back.
I am honestly convinced Katherin is fooling all of us and just faking it. Nobody can really be this stupid and still know how to breathe. Nobody.
I don’t know, I’ve met some pretty stupid people. That being said, she is probably speaking in a language known to some as Trollish… (if not that then definitely fanspeak)
No, fanspeak can actually be more intelligible. That’s definitely Trollish.
Clearly, you’ve never been to the south.
You’ve never meet a Twilight fangirl, have you?
Maybe she has a looping track on her mp3 pLayer that constantly says ‘ Breathe in…breathe out…breathe in…’
Angry much?
You’re just giving people another reason to hate twilight and its fans by your childish and nonsensical reaction.
Are you saying that people who don’t like twilight and say that they don’t like it don’t deserve to live? Who are you to judge if people should live, when you do not know anything about them except they criticized the ‘amazing’ series you have obviously fallen way too dangerously in love with. “Loser u don’t say things like that’ what on earth are you talking about; ever heard of freedom of speech? And if you want to insult someone, at least don’t repeat the same stupid things over and over again like ‘stuff ure self with crap, or stuff ure face in crap’ ‘you loser…’ etc. Oh, and I don’t think you’ll be able to beat someone up through the internet.
Now that I think about it, I wonder if you’re actually serious. Lol.
How is it that you figured out how to use a computer when you obviously don’t have brain power required to form a sentence correctly?
Katherin, sweetheart – GROW UP.
1. Typing in caps lock does not make you seem more mature.
2. This is a humourous website. Very few people take what is said here seriously.
3. I doubt there are more Twilight fans than not. Considering the target age for Twilight (pre-teen to teen), it’s actually physically impossible for their to be more.
4. You’re going to beat up anyone who disagrees with you? This I would like to see.
5. If you enjoyed Twilight, read Interview with a Vampire, by Anne Rice. Then reread Twilight. Suddenly much will make sense to you.
thank you this site IS meant for humor.for example i am probably the HUGEST harry potter fan ever but if somethings funny that is joking about hp i laugh at if you dont like something just dont add it to your favorites. roll your eyes and scroll down. ps.freedom of speech is 1/3 of the 1st amendment
Really??? It’s a BOOK series honey not real life, because in real life Edward would have been destroyed, Jacob would have been taken to the SPCA, and Bella would have been taken to the nut house.
The poster is motivational you dumbass it’s obviously not worded in a way simple minds like you can understand though.
katherin even if all the twighlight fans got together im pretty sure 1 man could beat the crap out of 200k+ whiney gays and a bunch a girls that think beibe is hot and has talent his balls havnt dropped and as for twighlight why is she a good writer if there has been films like blade and underworld then she goes i know il make vampitres sparkle and go to school not burst into flames wear leather and kick ass
Wow…this is just sad. The fact that you would DEFEND such filth is tearing my brain in half. I wasted my time reading book 1, it was terrible. I listened to Stephen King when he said that Stephanie couldn’t write….and he was correct. The face of vampires is ruined forever.
woah woah waoh! calm down miss fangirl! you should know the truth. edward is not a vampire, for vampires are nocturnal monsters, that drink the blood of humans, with glowing red eyes, that are hated by (most) humans. they do not instantly fall in love with a human they just met, they either help save them from another vampire, or kill them. and they CERTAINLY dont sparkle in the sun. edward, i am affraid to say, is a FAIRY
*sigh* I really think it’s unreasonable to say that someone no longer deserves to live. Do you even realise that, just by typing this miserabe excuse for a comment, you are contributing to the hate that feeds this flame war? Of course you don’t, you selfish brat. You also fail to realise that free speech lets the Anti-Twilighters, as well as you fangirls, say what they want about the series. It also, unfortunately, lets SMeyer slander the name of vampires everywhere with her horrible, horrible book series, which acts as a catalyst to this war against us and you.
To put it plainly, little girl, this war is a Venn Diagram of hate. You have the Twi-hards on one side, the Antis on the other, and the sane humans in the middle, trying to end the conflict. Sadly, both Twi-hards and Antis have been acting like trolls this entire war, so it falls to the Sane to end this, though there aren’t enough sane people to help. By the time this Twilight fad ends, no one wins, but we all lose, and the casualties will be horrifying.
Also:
Learn to spell and use grammar.
Construct proper arguments to voice your opinion.
Read actual literature so you can learn English.
If you don’t like it, vent on your facebook page, which is probably covered in Twilight wallpaper.
Learn respect.
Stop trying to say that Twilighters can fight. Without some sort of unfair advantage, they’d get their a**es kicked in a fight.
Follow all of these rules, not necessarily in that order, and you may get a chance at redemption.
Why would you tell him to stuff your face in crap?
This made me lol with pity. LOL.
The Harry Potter Sirius is much better.
This comment is stupid.
Stupid fangirls.
GTFO.
Oh no you didn’t!!! I’m surprised your little mind would even allow you to read the books let alone form an opinion about them!
You suck and your attempt at humor sucks too!!!!
…’sigh’ I read the books and hated them. I have an A, B average in school. I found this funny.
You want try insulting anyone with the opinion that Twilight sucks again? ‘Cause I could insult it again.
Oh yes he/she/it did. And I laughed, so. Yeah… No.
“It”?
Brilliant. For my Twilight bashing article, see:
http://www.abitofmylife.com/how-doth-twilight-sucketh-let-me-count-the-ways/
After reading half a paragraph, you revealed everything about yourself. Stephenie Meyer is one writer you’ll never be. Thank me. No one bothered to read further than I did.
yeah, Angela, you’ll never be Stephanie meyer. You’ll be much, much better. Which isn’t saying much.
your article was funny loved it
Hey! Twilight taught me, a happy writer hoping to be published someday, something very important.
If I ever start having extremly erotic fantasies about really freaking sexy immortals, I should write them down. Then I can be a billionare.
Anyone who wants a laugh:
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
wow its probably a good thing that that site doesn’t have a comment thread, otherwise the fangirls would crash the servers with their defensive comments.
Sorry.. meant offensive
The Oatmeal is awesome.
This isn’t a demotivational poster. It’s motivational. It fills me with hope that my crap will make me rich.
Stephanie is so talented. I absolutely love Twilight. Bless her for bringing it to us!
that was sarcasm right….cause..i mean….it’s hard to tell when it’s type..but it WAS sarcasm, right……right?
right??? :/
Oh please please PLEASE let it be sarcasm. Please.
What if it wasn’t, people? What if it wasn’t???? Nostradamus was right…
Anyone know where this poster can be purchased? I’ve looked all over and can’t seem to find it =(
just find a printer to print this off
eh… she just wrote them because she had a wet dream. FACT. Look it up.
It’s true. I don’t think the term “wet dream” was used, but based on the description that’s clearly what it was. Makes me wonder just how much was edited out of the books just to keep them G-rated. Honestly, they read like bad fanfiction.
THANK YOU. That’s what I was thinking the whole time I was reading the books. I write fanfiction and I felt offended by her writing. Glad to know I’m not alone.
Thank you for the information I kind of knew some of that but you enlightened me on a little more.
Out of all these comments, I have not yet seen the burning question: Why does Twilight attract so many fan-girls (girlish, male fans included)? One disguised reason, two simple words: sexual foreplay. Fanservice without the gratuity, but all the mental hooks. That is the whole of the series. A helpless girl romping around the countryside with a vampire (the over-sexual species itself!), always just underwear away from the actual thing — a teen-drama dream of encouraging sexual behavior, without the act, written by the very dreamer. Why else would a large Hollywood company, in an industry where sex sells best, produce such a simple story? Silly fan-girls; you’re unconscious slaves to your appetites.
Call Count Orlock sexy again. I dare you.
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Katherin, people like you are the reason why Twilight is a joke. I’m a fan of the series, but I know that it isn’t great literature. I like the story, but it’s not the greatest thing ever published. Calm down, people are entitled to their opinions and Twilight isn’t the greatest series ever.
You don’t want to encourage people to write crap though… at least try to write something decent so vampire books can become a little less teeny and shallow…
I’m only 13 and I’d much rather read older books… I’m reading Wuthering Heights right now and my friends think I’m crazy. Isn’t Wuthering Heights like Bella’s favorite book, but for some reason none of my twilight-crazy friends won’t even attempt to read after being scared away by the big words in it or something… that’s kind of sad
im 13 as well and i really do not like twilight but i love reading jk rowling, margaret peterson haddix, and i did really like this agatha christie book i read. idk twilight is just not my taste. i guess my point is I enjoy teen books that have a more mature feel to them
Katherine, for the love of my sparkly, pale, emo vampires, please learn to spell.
Also, James is looking for you. He has something he wants to dicuss about your kid.
LOOL ^
I tried reading Twilight. I really did. I believe in giving things a try, and I’ve been known to read trashy romance novels for the laughs. However, I couldn’t get through Twilight. It wasn’t even the sparkly “vampires” that stopped me. It was the emphasis on Edward’s hotness and the “it’s OK to be a stalker if it’s True Love!” thing that did me in.
I don’t have a problem with others reading and enjoying the books, though. Their mileage may vary and all that.
It’s the frigging rabid fangirls that piss me off. But then, if I ever do finish my story and decide to publish, they probably won’t read it, since one of them told me that “romance with old men in it is gross!!!!1″. Because a 34-year old man is old, while a 100+ vampire who looks like a teenager is quite all right.
Fanbrats… *sighs*
same here i love harry potter and there were all these girls at my school going gaga over twilight saying twilights better i read the first one and didnt like it.but my friend (who was telling me this when she hadnt even finished the first one) told me i would love the third one. so i read on and well lets just say they definetly werent any better than the first. we both tried and we both didnt get the concept.
maybe the fangirls can share the secret to liking twilight we obviously will not get it till they spill. its funny they were recently on to poor emma roberts for saying on leno to robert pattinson that she liked his hair but was on team jacob.
it was so bad she cancelled her twitter account i know not all twilight fans are that way but for those that are i want to shake them and yell get a life i wont send death threats to someone who doesnt like hp. i may not become your best friend but i wont threaten you.oh well this will probably be one of the many fads that will disappear.
I worked at a bookstore. I was the only person who read sci-fi/fantasy books. My boss tossed it to me and said, “It’s about vampires or something. Give it a look.”
I stopped reading about five pages in, and recommended it be added to the magic cylinder. Then I left for college, and discovered that for some reason, it was popular.
I facepalm’d.
Movies suck, books suck, the author sucks. What more need be said?
Grammer need be said.
*ahem* I think you mean “grammar”. Also, his grammar wasn’t THAT bad, if at all.
if crap like sparkly gay(redundancy) vampires and bad ass gay werewolves can do money, then that means my sis could be rich before this s**t…
this poster is awful! y would they do that. twilight is th best thing since cupcakes and cookies. if anyone hates the series the STFU. no one cares for your anti-twilight rants and go die. but seriously ppl, give the books a try then voice you opinion. if you hate the books and have never even read the first piece of paper inside it then you should STFU!
I don’t know if you were joking or not, but either way I laughed for, like, an hour.
What if you’ve given it an honest effort, and it was so crap-tacular that you couldn’t finish? Admittedly, if these books had come out when I was in the fifth grade, I’d have probably been all over them. But, yeah, now, it’s tweeny trash. Kinda hard to get into ol’ Stephy’s psycho-stalker-pedo’s after you’ve read, and enjoyed, actual literature.
Um . . . did you even bother reading any of the other comments? Quite a few of the people that detest the series admitted to reading some (if not all) of AT LEAST the first book. If you wanna rant on something, at least check to see if there is any reality behind it, ‘kay? Or, otherwise, you’ll just make yourself look even stupider.
i have and i didnt like it. in fact i read the first three and i didnt like it . oh well
When you can read the first chapter of the first book and be able to sum up the plot that’s been dragged out over four books and a movie franchise, THEN can I voice my opinion?
For all of those people out there who know good literature: imagine Lloyd Alexander curb stomping Stephenie Meyer. Sure gives me the warm and tinglees.
P.S. Check out my lolz!
Anne Rice > Stephanie Meyer
If you are obsessed enough with vampiric eroticism to convince yourself that any of Meyer’s books deserve to exist, read Anne Rice’s books on Lestat de Lioncourt. You will either hate yourself for your previous stupidity or will lose what little sanity you had left as your idea of a cool vampire is crushed under his foot.
And besides, if it’s rampant vampiric eroticism that you’re after, Anne Rice’s books would be a better choice anyway, as they were made for mature aged people, rather than fawning fangirls
Some clarification is required:
Anne Rice > faecal matter > Stephanie Meyer
Ergo:
Anne Rice >> Stephanie Meyer
LOL, at the last title on the right i read “Breaking down”
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It’s sad to see so many idiots gobbling up this commercial, crappy, light reading. And the worst part is that the vampire dude never screws that teenage brat. I guess he was afraid he would infect her by fluid exchange and then he would never get rid of her for all eternity… HOLY S**T !
XD
He actually does “screw that teenage brat” pretty hard actuallt, tearing up pillows and destroying the bed.
actually he knocks up the said teenage brat…and its god awful gross >sigh< i have no life
I must admit, I had to endure painfully through half of the movie and I must admit that it was the worst crap I ever saw/will see. That movie is just plain utter s**t, and from the looks of it, so are the books. No other way to describe it.
Did anyone read her other book “The Host”? it’s actually not all bad.
Really, People? I’m in 6th grade and im much more intellegent than any rabid fangirl. (Then again, who isnt?) Oh and before I get any of the “ZOMFG! HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BOKKZ?!?!? GEET A LIIFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” crap, yes I HAVE. That is all.
note this is not a series about vampires, its about sparkly emo’s
This poster made me realize there are four of these books. Is this not over yet?
Nope, there’s only four. You can uncover your eyes now.
The really freaky thing is that my mom actually likes this. And she’s 50 years old! WTF!?!?
the books were actually good… but the films are big mainstream sh*t, oh and the books to the film of the book too (wow lets me realize thats nearly as idiotic as a game of a film of a game, pop)
i judge books by their covers cuz in this world looks do matter its a consumer society. i see farming murder prostitution and war. so farmers in a gang war over a ho
van helsing was a true vampire movie
The only cool thing about Twilight is that the kady who wrote it is from the state I live and the story begins there. If someone from AZ can make it big I can too. Now. I want to read a good vampire story that I wont have to fight 9 year olds to get the book. I’ve been into vampires since I was 10 and not the dumb sparkly ones!
One word: Hellsing. Call me weird for liking manga instead of the almightly Twilight, but badass vampires with badass guns seem slightly more appealing….
The 1st book was ‘manageable’ then as the series progressed the more the story pretty much went into the crapper. I didn’t finish the 4th book because I got tired reading Bella saying, “Do me Edward!” – she didn’t say it like that, but she might as well have. *facepalm*
I lol at the ED article about this
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight
Hey, hey guys. -raises hands- Stop dissing fairies THAT much. And I’m not talking ’bout them. . . gay things either. See, there’s this book called Artemis Fowl, and. . . Oh wait. I just revealed something you MIGHT diss too.
PLEASE DON’T. ,>w,<
i spent a while reading all the comments here, i forget who it was that commented about the sane people that stand between the haters and the fans, sane i am most certainly not but im still one that stands between
i myself have never even seen a copy of twilight on sale anywhere (so i assume either there repetedly selling out or that nobody in england likes them so nobody stocks them) but my biggest wonder had to be, ive seen a lot of well-constructed arguments by evidently intelligent people telling me that twilight is complete rubbish, these arguments posess ocasional humor, wit and the cutting edge of intelect that any argument needs. But all i see from the twilight fans in return to this slander on their precious book is things like “eat s**t and die”, and last time i checked that particular insult and all other like it was the sole privince of people who lack the intelligence to design insults that are actually capable of cutting into their victim, i freely admit i give humans as a species very little credit, but one thing i notice about every intelligent person i can ever remember meeting in my entire life, is that if the situation called for it, they were capable of winning an argument or constructing an effective insult that made the victim think about it, if the twilight fans are incabable of such feats of mental prowess then i have to wonder about their level of intelligence (and by extension the level required to enjoy the book) popular now it may be, but somehow im not seeing it as a book that will still be enjoyed decades, if not centuries after its author has died, so for the haters, you may have to put up with it for the rest of your natural life, but you can at least die happily knowing that it will eventualy be consigned to histories ever growing trash pile
516 Twilight fans saw this.
The main reason why I haven’t started writing youth books so far: they wouldn’t be too successful because I can’t write the kind of stories successful youth books nowadays have. I wrote stories since I was twelve but compared to Twilight my twelve year old mind already made up highest literature.
My sister was 8 when the series came out and she read the first book and donated it to the library because as she said “Its not keeping because I’ll never read it again because it sucked.” So theres some hope for the human race if an 8 year old saw it for what it was
Why is everyone hating on Twilight? Just because they sparkle and everything…
It’s SOMEBODY ELSES idea for gods sake!! Just because you never wrote a book that turned into a worldwide phenomenom…
BUT the idea apparently sucked. so your point is?..
I really hate people who hate twilight.
I’m writing a short story of two vampire cat-dragons that fell in love.
If you say that’s stupid i couldn’t care less because it was my idea.
so leave twilight alone; it was the author’s idea, not yours!!!!!!!!!