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First….
LOL
I’m pretty sure the demotivational was first.
^win
As do I! I call WIN! (FIRST)
Crap
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How do you people DO that?!
what you mean you people… racist
Copy and paste.
Snap…
More proof they can’s spell. Was meant to read…SOS
Sorry, who CAN’T spell?
Yeah, the ppl on the ground were looking for help so they moved a couple of house into position to signal someone……
yea because no one knew that they needed help they just thought that the roads were supposed to be rivers and that everyone one was camping out on their roof for fun
and they say that HE has no sense of humor…..
Photoshop. FAIL.
to be honest, I think even if this is photoshop, it has/will happen sometime in the future
But still, it is pretty gosh darn hilarious.
yep thats photoshoped, the O has a copies of one building
It’s photoshopped, I know, but it’s still funny as hell.
it’s not god being an ass, it’s the devil and what we causes on ourselves cannot be blamed on god you ignorant morons . . . .
Meh, god made the devil so, ultimately, it’s his damn fault anyway.
WIN!!!!
AND you gave the frustration pic a uncensored link. ;_; +10,000 Internets
Nice observation, want a badge?
Yes, but Lucifer decided to be an idiot and got his butt sent to Hell along with about a third of the angels…
both are fake
…so let Me get this right, you’re blaming Me for something you said – in the very same sentence – that you caused yourselves? Who are you calling a moron?
I love you. Have my babies.
Whoa… Awkward.
naaa only if you try the reverse donkey twist. Then is does.
All of you shut up. Weak mortals are the problem. Once I wake up, I’m eating them all. Problem solved.
*senses and email from a crazy person brewing*
Ohh, it’s a sin not to have sense of humor, redeem yourself!
ugh, shut up.
You sir, are an inarticulate moron.
people who have blind faith are the “ignorant” ones. we have no one but ourselves to blame, not god and his son “jesus”(the man who wrote the first crappiest novel of the world) and the devil (the first man of the earth to commit the most crimes in his lifetime).
Sorry, ‘first’ and ‘crappiest’? So it was the first in a series of the ‘worst’, of which, by definition, there can only be one?
FYI, the devil was not a ‘man of the earth’ but a fallen angel.
Hey Everyone! Lets get into an argument of useless opinions on a random photo!! Theological debates are fun!
You Win!! I <3 you.
angel? satan wasn’t an angel, if he was then he wouldn’t do so many bad stuff.
Um yes he was….
wicked sick imagine **** and angel)
Satan:
Real Name: Lucifer (bearer of light)
Status: Fallen Angel
Reason: Said humans were NOT better than angels (:S therefor angels serve us
Crappiest? Twilight. Owned.
Erm…Jesus never wrote the Bible.
If you’re trying to put something down, at least do a bit of research before making yourself look like an ass.
Why is it that God consistently gets all the credit for everything in the universe that people love and The Devil consistently gets all the blame for everything in the universe that people hate? #smilesandhugs
because humans need something/someone to blame. Now us aliens, we just like cake.
I BET I CAUSED HURRICAN KATRINA DIDN’T I?
OR DID YOU JUST FART IT OUT YOUR GIANT ASS FATTY!?
Get a sense of humour, that’s as witty as I can get here…
There’s such thing as the Devil? I thought it was humanity… Silly me.
ATHEISTS FTW!
so the devil is in charge of the weather? i blame god for cancer too
… If god is omniscient and he lets the bad stuff happen, how is that any less wrong?
though i’d be more prone to blame bad engineering than an unearthly force…
^^ this
LOL
Definitely PS. Here’s the original:
http://blogs.app.com/enviroguy/files/2009/08/Katrina.jpg
Maybe it would be funny if it wasn’t Photoshoped. I know the photographer that took the original photo. I don’t think he is going to be too happy once he finds out his photo is being used here.
What makes you think anyone cares if he is happy?
boo-freakin’-hoo.
do you “know him” in the biblical sense? How will ever find out, are you going to tattle on us?
If it’s ps’d, it’s sure as E7rst isn’t from that particular image. Also, could easilly happen with a series of open and circular motels, reguardless.
I hereby vow to purposefully have three buildings made to read LOL.
HAHAHA! That would be amazing!
“And if passengers would look below, you will see the LOLmart!”
This is stupid, God does not laugh at suffering at all, and if this is ps’d and stolen from someone else it should be taken off here.
Btw, God did not create Satan at all, he was an angel that decided he wanted to be better then God and was jealous, selfish and arrogant and wanted the throne of God. He became evil and God said himself that he saw Lucifer ‘Fall from heaven like a lightening bolt…’
I love God and what He has done in my life to save it.
If you knew God and the love of God then you wouldn’t be saying this stuff or stealing other people’s work.
ugh, you shut up too!!!
MissC, if you believe in God as much as you say you do, you’d have the belief that God created all things. If God didn’t creat Satan, Satan would be an equal because he was there at the same time made out of the same thing. I love how people nit pick religion and only believe parts of it, not all of it. If you can’t handle the humour, stay off a site like this.
It’s responses like yours, Treesn, that keep my hope alive. I was thinking to myself that if he was such a loving god, he wouldn’t send anyone to hell for eternal damnation. I could go on and on…the stories just don’t hold together. ahem…anyway, thank you, Treesn.
Bazinga! Foil her on her own logic.
… Lemme get this straight… I’m gonna take a look back at the bible and- oh wait a second, here it says Satan orignally was Lucipher, one of gods most powerful angels, and he betrayed god. Lets take a look farther back and- oh wait a second, here it says that God created angels. I think someone needs to reread their bible if they are gonna be making random accusations about God being all nice. He may be you’re god, but don’t accuse him of being nice. He did flood the world because he didn’t like the people on it.
Win. Unfortunately, dumb people won’t be able to comprehend your post and will still argue their point.
MissC and co. It’s a joke, lighten up. I’m agnostic myself, but last I checked having a sense of humour and being religious weren’t mutually exclusive. I can laugh at myself and some of my more obscure views on things, you should too, it’s very refreshing.
Also, not that i’m offended by this poster, but if anything, where are the comments on behalf of the flood victims that are technically being made fun of? Priorities people.
Some religious people will just never learn…
*Facepalm*
And they are so ignorant, neurotic, XIVth century, blindfolded.. not worth living…
Simply because we believe in god does not make us ignorant, neurotic, 14th century, blindfolded and not worth living. However, what does make a person ignorant, neurotic, 14th century, blindfolded and not worth living is engaging in theological debates and pointing accusing fingers towards others over a dumb photoshopped picture. *ahem* Lets get along.
some religious people don’t question what they believe and why – hence the flawed logic and bad presentation of their religion…
makes me very sad…
Cape Town Rules!!!!!!!
sorry but quite frankly,
pretty much evil, perverted old men killing, raping, eating young children who haven’t had a chance to do anything on earth = ‘love of god’ doesnt exist. just saying
if you read the new testament you learn that god isnt some loving good hearted individual. It states he not only, killed everyone on earth once but he has also punished several individuals who he believed wronged him. soooooo……..he’s a ruler, not some lovey dovey father figure. People have, for some reason, turned him into a pansy. But it also states that he does love people who worship him.
I’m agnostic by the way. So dont go all anti-religious on me i know, just stating a fact.
God created Satan – how else would Satan have come into existence?
your argument has just broken down…
and yes, Satan tried to usurp God, but when can the creation usurp the creator?
have you never seen the terminator? lol
WIN, sir. That would be a WIN. This has been your local public network service, that will be all.
Becuz God gave his Angels free will. :3 Thats what I believe. Not that im christian and all.. i love this pic btw.
for this i will direct you to rule number 122 of the internet “there is NO god here (except Chuck Norris)”
Did god create angels? if yes f**k off… if no f**k off… if you chose neither exist continue with your happy life
anyway.. why do people want to debate religion ever? really no one cares about your imaginary friends, if i were you i wouldn’t talk about them publicly
But if god created everything, he created angles, meaning that he created Satan, also he created AIDS, Herpes, The black plague, and any other major disaster.
Lol, nice! And it’s so true too; also, to add to that: If it’s “God’s Plan”, he’s pretty stupid, or evil. Since he could’ve created a perfect world (which got taken away apparently…), and supposedly knows everything (including the future) he would’ve known that they would’ve taken and ate that apple, lol! He knew all along! What an ass, is all I can say. XD That or he’s not as “Almighty”, “Powerful”, and “All-knowing” as he’s lead out to be. There’s no other answer that would work. Dumb people believe the Bible because there’s no one out there who can say they follow ALL the book’s teachings; they would be Executed due to their crimes. Lol, this sort of stuff is funny, because people will get offended at what I typed, despite the fact it’s all true.
BTW, That girl was probably a TROLL everyone. I can’t imagine someone actually being that dumb…
I love God but I’m not a Christian. So… ya know… there’s that.
Go to myheadsupgodsass.com u bible bashing wank
D:.. damm u Infidents
So the question is what’s the govenrments role in all of this. Are they helping or hurting or just not even a player. I always try to look behind the scenes and see who’s pulling the strings.
Nog’s triangle choke
To the left of the red circle, there’s a hidden mickey.
This is wrong on so many levels.
who ever wrote dis is messed up
moron
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Well sophie, God is loving by giving you the choice as to where you go when you die. If you choose not to believe, then you go to hell. God doesn’t force you to do anything.
ha…. Not forcing. Just exhorting xD
Same way mafia does not “force” you to pay protection money.
God: Laughs at people who don’t understand humor.
XDD agreed.
Urgh… come for giggles and find religious bickering…
I know, right? It’s more annoying than woodpeckers.
God DOES NOT EXIST! LOL
Everyone in the comment section fails!!!!!
True, and people with a religion should not comment on the internet because their opinions are not racionally pondered.
You just said you fail… haha.
You, considering the two negatives (the person stating comments are fails, making him a fail, and then calling him a fail), somehow result in a Win. Even by their own logic, you WIN; Nice! Lol
God did not build houses…
HAHAHAHAHA that’s amazing!! xD
ATHEISM! i win.
Haha! just because of this DV poster, people argue about God and evil and stuff…XDDD
Blame the trolls, man, blame the trolls.
any rational person would be agnostic right?
no. are you also agnostic in regards to the other 70 gods, santa clause and lady gaga?
omg hilarious comments…
btw
<–free bible cd add xD (irony at his ultimate peak)
This is almost Friends Of Irony worthy =’D
Wow, I’m hungry for nuclear potatoes now #smilesandhugs
It was built by humans and woulda looked the same without the water. BUMBASS
I believe the word you’re looking for is “dumbass.” You fail.
I hate this caption…. God is our Father, He doesnt ever laugh at our pain or misery. He is a Father to us, like you fathers are to your kids, as I am to mine… Hes caring and loving and wants the best for us. He gave us a free will, the ONE thing he cannot and will not change in us. Blah.. no one will read this anyways.
……wow now that made me crack up, but i dont rly believe it- it took me like 5 seconds to get this
I’m rather bored, and since the atheists seem to troll this poster i’ll plant myself here.
Imagine for a second that you are God. Now it is your job to create the universe, think about how you would go about it. Would you make the universe in such a way that you reach down and touch every single existence and create every single atom from scratch, or would you design the universe so that it could run itself with more or less zero input from yourself.
Just my thoughts on religion, feel free to flame i hereby give everyone a free pass to agree/disagree/lol at my post.
If I were God, i would make a world full of midgets riding unicorns on chockolat rivers.
(soz my bad spelling!)
Okay. Let’s get this straight. You people used this whole page to dig at each other’s beliefs? A few of you lack a sense of humour, and most of you can’t spell. No offense intended, I mean you’re all allowed your own opinion… But do you really, honestly feel this is the best use of your time?
yes, yes i do.
Looks like 666 people didn’t like this.
Lol!! Hey I’d laugh too if I could watch all the do-it-yourself men in the world fall off their roofs at the same time with their butt cracks showing.
i cant stop laughing
ARE YOU IDIOT?! OF COURSE IS NOT GOD!
He doesn’t even exist, to begin with.
no, god just laughs at black folk’s suffering
hahaha
yeah, i went there
This is more levees failing than god…