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Halt Hammerzeit

Ich Bin Ein Breakdance

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  1. biggles1 says:

    der fuhrer is nicht pleased with zis hammerzeit.

  2. Der Duderich says:

    Mei mei meine Musik ist so heiß,
    lässt dich sagen geiler Scheiß
    dank dem Herrn für dieses Lied,
    für diesen Rhythmus und diesen Beat.

    Sorry, cant make up more than this now…

  3. Pro21xx says:

    OH COME ON, THAT JUST FUNNY LOL

  4. Jakob says:

    Das kann man nicht berühren!

  5. marktheshark says:

    Ich habe so hart ge-LOL-ed :-P
    Dies ist epic!

  6. Dilapidus says:

    He didn’t slip.. he’s inventing breakdancing!

  7. Moe says:

    You can’t touch-en sie das!

  8. Bajs says:

    Hilarious in swedish since “halt” also means slippery.

  9. minnieskater says:

    STOPP
    Der Führer genemigt diese Aktion nicht

  10. Sparrow says:

    Didn’t Mel Brooks already do that? :)

  11. Stefan says:

    hehe hilarious, hammerzeit :)

    You can see one of his collegues laughing.

  12. Lee says:

    Every time a Nazi slips and falls, an angel gets her wings.

  13. yayyap159 says:

    lol…. it should read : Breakdancing : Even Nazis can do it.

  14. Quesm says:

    BUST A MOVE!!! xD

  15. LittleBoCockJockey says:

    At least 7 years old but still pretty funny.

  16. Edge says:

    The worst part: I think this is actually correct german.

  17. Name Required says:

    C’mon its plainy obvious.., hes the worlds fitst break dancer!!

  18. TrickyB says:

    i couldn’t stop laughing when i saw this, awsome caption!!

  19. bananahpi says:

    This made me laugh so freakishly hard… If there was a poster of this, I’d buy it!

  20. Ralf says:

    …and in this rare photo, we see Kraftwerk relaxing…

  21. Dude says:

    Damn, that’s quite probably the best thing I’ve seen.

  22. Manuel says:

    I’m a German, but I don’t know what: ‘HALT Hammerzeit’ means…
    Und euch allen noch einen schönen Tag :)

  23. Citizen Kane says:

    I LOLed so hard, I peed myself. Just a little. :D

    And my wife, who speaks no German (outside of ‘halt,’ “ein,’ ‘Bier’ and ‘bitte’) had no problem picking up the context. IMO, “mesofunny” wins t3h internets.

  24. Erin says:

    Ach, nein! Sie ist fruhlihg mit seine Hammerzeit!

  25. WippyM says:

    LOL, this is genius; great work!

  26. aName says:

    SVING TANZEN VERBOTEN!!

  27. David says:

    We need someone to do a Downfall spoof of Hitler going crazy about his soldiers wasting time break-dancing?

  28. AWSOME says:

    I KNEW IT ! NAZIS INVENTED BREAK DANICNG!

  29. Thor says:

    Oh god, this is just hilarious. xD I’m German and laughed my ass off. xD

  30. Cornholio from Deutschland says:

    I was drinking while seeing this
    -> Gotta dry my keyboard now …

  31. Majic Jeebus says:

    Everything good comes from Germany…

  32. mymilkshakesgomoo says:

    remind me again how these guys LOST the war?

  33. soso104 says:

    EPISCHER GEWINN!

  34. Meh. says:

    Gosh.

    Das ist so episch.

    Unendlich lol.

  35. AirRic says:

    If you look closely, you may see that Germans also invented the Hammerhosen (hammer pants)

  36. babakin says:

    actually, the expression “hammerzeit” isn’t used in germany, they just say hammertime. if you say hammertime in germany, it means it was a very nice time…

  37. Loma Nüsta says:

    Wirklich ein genialer Beitrag. Ich sollte verydemotivational.memebase.com mal häufiger besuchen

  38. dr.bloody says:

    there’re t-shirts of it allready.. :D
    http://rlv.zcache.com/halt_hammerzeit_tshirt-p235814643357732934qsx0_400.jpg

    Überlege mir ein Exemplar zu erwerben.
    Auf eine Entfernung >1 Meter werd ich wohl ab jetz als Nazi abgestempelt. :) )

  39. Joki says:

    I find THIS picture to be incredibly funny.

  40. robert says:

    The truly funny thing about this is the contrast between the horrors of the holocaust, the brilliance of German technology and the fall down go boom with a dash of over the top egotistical rapper. Zeitgeist indeed… laughed so hard I dropped my human skin lampshade.


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