actually, ganglion are not brains, ganglion are nerve bundles that process and submit information coming and going from the primitive nerves. The primary ganglion is in the head and is responsible for the nerve functions and olfactory functions required for sustaining insect life, as well as processing information received from ocelli and the compound eyes.
disagree sekundes rocks lol taking the fight to the dueche who made a joke a fight to try to look smart on the internet because looking smart in reality is to hard
Funny you should say that, because I’m betting you can’t prove it – just like you can’t prove that humans have souls or that the idea of god is anything more than man’s security blanket.
Correction: As a Buddhist myself, I can tell you that we do pray to the spirit of Buddha for his wisdom and tolerance. And we do worship Buddha. Not as a god, as the religion is nontheistic, but as a great teacher. We even have our own form of the rosary for prayer, though our prayers are mantras to welcome light and love into our enviornment as opposed to the hail marys used in the prayers of many forms of the christian religion.
Correction: As a Buddhist myself, I can tell YOU that not all Buddhists pray to the “spirit of Buddha”, nor do we all use mantras, or even malas (which I believe you were referring to when you mentioned “our own form of the rosary”).
That said, this really IS the happiest looking mantis I’ve ever seen! Win!!
correct, they are souls: 24 And God went on to say: “Let the earth put forth living souls according to their kinds, domestic animal and moving animal and wild beast of the earth according to its kind.” And it came to be so.
MOST religions were just invented by some people who didn’t have access to the tech we have today and were scared of what happens after death. I’m not saying i know what happens after death but it’s stupid other things in todays society are suppressed by religions(science, political & thus economic crisises).
Was that “gay” comment supposed to be an assumption that homosexuals fit a certain image that heterosexuals do not? If so, I take it you don’t know it’s actually a sexual preference that has absolutely no affect on any other aspect of the persons prefrences as they are completly unrelated.
…(ooh lah dee dah I’m a heterosexual and I love rainbows and ponys and flowers, that is why I like girls so much not those icky sicky boys)
the comment was on the duel meaning of gay. gay means 1. bright in color, excited 2. describing homosexuals. In essence the 2nd meaning had nothing to do with heterosexuals. the comment was based on a word in the english dictionary. i never mentioned hetero beacuse it would not have fit in the comment i had. the main thing i was going for was the event that hes happy and 2nd the rainbow is the main color of homosexuals. while some hetero’s like rainbows it is not it in the main color of that group. and for thoses of you who say im a sexist im not i have members of my immediate family who are gay. its fact that at every protest, rally, and so on the ranibow shows up.
I kinda fell asleep half way through your rant. Can you please try that one again? Only this time keep it short and sweet like every girls gay best friend.
Wow, thank you soooo much for pointing that out, because NOBODY knew that before YOU were so kind as to mention it! Now I feel *really* stupid for actually thinking that it was sooo happy.
Ah, the praying mantis. One of Earth’s most ferocious predators. There are over 2000+ species of them, and the larger ones have been known to kill hummingbirds.
That is an amazing fact, thank you. Another piece of information I can keep in my brain, if I can make room with all the song lyrics and random crazy useless facts… Are you an entymologist, or did you just decide to look it up so you’d seem smart?
Ah, the internet nerd. Watch as he interacts with other of his website species in his natural environment. Haha, just kidding! Look for a mispelled word on this GRAMMAR NAZIS!!
Trick challenge. Grammar and spelling are not interchangeable. The Grammar Gestappo would be searching for missing or extra punctuation, poor diction, etc. The Spelling Squad would be looking for a misspelled word.
You blastfeem Jesus Christ.
you use the f word that adds no value to the poster.
you took the time to create a really interesting picture.
Then you screw it up.
What? are you a moran?
No, but you’re so f-ing tight that your own circulation could strangle you if you don’t calm down and realize that this site is for FUN. Get a life, m-o-r-o-n.
1: this f- picture isn’t f- making f- fun outta jesus f- christ = no f- blastfemy
2: this f- picture is f- meant to be f- funny
3: that f- word has a f- purpuse, makes the f- adjective or f- noun f- stronger
It is a female, but it’s a female because its abdomen has six segments, not because of its coloration. Color variation in this species (A Stagmomantis species, probably carolina or califonica depending on where it was photographed) is not gender-dependant.
Bats is right, on both comments. This type of wing and arm display is used by a mantis in the wild to ward off predators, and – especially during spring, when wasps and bees are plentiful to collect nectar – is sometimes so affective, it can discourage much larger predators looking for a prey item.
Obviously, she was trying to scare off whoever was taking the picture.
Yep, that’s a girl.
Females have the fat butts
It has nothing to do with color.
And she may start with the head, but she will eat the whole thing if she gets the chance.
If he’s lucky, which is rare he may actually get away from her and live!
Wow…that’s pretty happy!
He’s so happy hes doing YMCA!
That is the one of the happiest bugs i’ve ever seen.
before he went splat by a car passing by at 10mph
ROFLMAO
Happy, until he finds out what happens at the end of preying mantis sex…
LOL!!!!
ah yes, the lovely part where the female eats her partner. isn’t womanhood glorious.
The female doesn’t eat her partner.
… Just his head. x_x
I think it’s happy because it just DID eat it’s partner’s head…
That’s what I was thinking too!
At least we know they swallow! ZING!
*isn’t happy
and also it is probably a female
lmfao.
actually, ganglion are not brains, ganglion are nerve bundles that process and submit information coming and going from the primitive nerves. The primary ganglion is in the head and is responsible for the nerve functions and olfactory functions required for sustaining insect life, as well as processing information received from ocelli and the compound eyes.
Achievement Unlocked!
… for 20G
spout off useless knowledge in a comment section
disagree sekundes rocks lol taking the fight to the dueche who made a joke a fight to try to look smart on the internet because looking smart in reality is to hard
LOL – spat coffee!
Boom. Headshot.
That would make a lot of sense, except you’re wrong.
yeah, women can be like that. Just when you think they like you, they bite your head off
I think he just found Jesus. Happy day!
Bugs don’t have souls. This is not open for debate.
Mention Jesus and everyone gets serious. Bleh.
Yeah what do you want?
would* not…See there’s always Spelling Nazis :3
Also, *involved
Also, grammar*
A few Grammer nazis died do to natural causes.
Funny you should say that, because I’m betting you can’t prove it – just like you can’t prove that humans have souls or that the idea of god is anything more than man’s security blanket.
Then I pray to Buddha that you learn what correct grammar is in the near future.
Buddhism IS a religion.. it is a religion without an external god. Moron. Know your facts before trying to sound learned.
Correction: As a Buddhist myself, I can tell you that we do pray to the spirit of Buddha for his wisdom and tolerance. And we do worship Buddha. Not as a god, as the religion is nontheistic, but as a great teacher. We even have our own form of the rosary for prayer, though our prayers are mantras to welcome light and love into our enviornment as opposed to the hail marys used in the prayers of many forms of the christian religion.
Correction: As a Buddhist myself, I can tell YOU that not all Buddhists pray to the “spirit of Buddha”, nor do we all use mantras, or even malas (which I believe you were referring to when you mentioned “our own form of the rosary”).
That said, this really IS the happiest looking mantis I’ve ever seen! Win!!
jeeeeeeeeesaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss
Catholic bugs go to heaven. Presbyterian bugs have to talk to their pastor.
Jesus christ. Thank you Buffy for getting the obscure joke. You win 1 billion Internet points.
That’s over 9000!!!!
-_-” I’m starting to use internet memes. Gotta get out more often…
That’s because there is no such thing as souls. This is not open for debate either.
correct, they are souls: 24 And God went on to say: “Let the earth put forth living souls according to their kinds, domestic animal and moving animal and wild beast of the earth according to its kind.” And it came to be so.
MOST religions were just invented by some people who didn’t have access to the tech we have today and were scared of what happens after death. I’m not saying i know what happens after death but it’s stupid other things in todays society are suppressed by religions(science, political & thus economic crisises).
Can’t wait to hear someone comment on THIS!!!
I just commented by saying I commented.
Where is your science now????
Um, no.
Dude, stfu who cares he’s a bug, for all you know he could have just been possessed, even if he looks this happy. SOOO STFU
very well said fish taco
C-c-c-Combobreaker!
GOD DAMMIT
DAMMIT
What he doesn’t notice is the car coming at him going ten MPH.
Bug: “Yeah, I’m happy… come a little closer…”
FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!
This is not a Bug (and not a Feature)!
This is not the bug you are looking for!
Oh, happy day! Happy bug knows when to celebrate.
I sense a new meme brewing…
Whatever he’s on, I want some of it.
HES NOT JUST HAPPY HES GAY!! just look at how bright and colorfull he is. why would he not be gay. lol this works with both meanings of gay
Was that “gay” comment supposed to be an assumption that homosexuals fit a certain image that heterosexuals do not? If so, I take it you don’t know it’s actually a sexual preference that has absolutely no affect on any other aspect of the persons prefrences as they are completly unrelated.
…(ooh lah dee dah I’m a heterosexual and I love rainbows and ponys and flowers, that is why I like girls so much not those icky sicky boys)
ok hes a bug.
cant we just get over it?
the comment was on the duel meaning of gay. gay means 1. bright in color, excited 2. describing homosexuals. In essence the 2nd meaning had nothing to do with heterosexuals. the comment was based on a word in the english dictionary. i never mentioned hetero beacuse it would not have fit in the comment i had. the main thing i was going for was the event that hes happy and 2nd the rainbow is the main color of homosexuals. while some hetero’s like rainbows it is not it in the main color of that group. and for thoses of you who say im a sexist im not i have members of my immediate family who are gay. its fact that at every protest, rally, and so on the ranibow shows up.
main theme used by them sorry my bad. thanks for catching me on that one.
Them. Those others. The ones not like us.
Rainbow is my favorite color too! LOL
I’m with you on that one.
Wow, you are so full of fail I can’t even be bothered to point out the various errors in your comeback. You fail – fact.
I kinda fell asleep half way through your rant. Can you please try that one again? Only this time keep it short and sweet like every girls gay best friend.
gay also means happy…
That’s actually a threat display used to ward off predators, so that mantis is actually pissed and scared.
No no, he just wants a hug
Wow, thank you soooo much for pointing that out, because NOBODY knew that before YOU were so kind as to mention it! Now I feel *really* stupid for actually thinking that it was sooo happy.
I love that bug!
Happy bug passes out happy.
Mr. Praying Mantis… Who do you pray to?
Satan
It scares me how happy he is.
Insects rock.
Ah, the praying mantis. One of Earth’s most ferocious predators. There are over 2000+ species of them, and the larger ones have been known to kill hummingbirds.
I came here to lol, not to learn animal science
Then move along.
That is an amazing fact, thank you. Another piece of information I can keep in my brain, if I can make room with all the song lyrics and random crazy useless facts… Are you an entymologist, or did you just decide to look it up so you’d seem smart?
Ah, the internet nerd. Watch as he interacts with other of his website species in his natural environment. Haha, just kidding! Look for a mispelled word on this GRAMMAR NAZIS!!
*others
Trick challenge. Grammar and spelling are not interchangeable. The Grammar Gestappo would be searching for missing or extra punctuation, poor diction, etc. The Spelling Squad would be looking for a misspelled word.
It`s like-wwWWWEEEEEEEEeee!!Haaappyyy!
This is a scene from the animated film “A Bugs Life”. Not a real picture. And certainly not related to finding Jesus.
calm down just a funny pic
He looks like he’s about to kick my ass =(
“Hey! Where’s the M-C-A??? Guys? GUYS! C’mon!”
You blastfeem Jesus Christ.
you use the f word that adds no value to the poster.
you took the time to create a really interesting picture.
Then you screw it up.
What? are you a moran?
No, but you’re so f-ing tight that your own circulation could strangle you if you don’t calm down and realize that this site is for FUN. Get a life, m-o-r-o-n.
1: this f- picture isn’t f- making f- fun outta jesus f- christ = no f- blastfemy
2: this f- picture is f- meant to be f- funny
3: that f- word has a f- purpuse, makes the f- adjective or f- noun f- stronger
sir you faild in every possible way :’D
*failed, by the way :3
‘Blaspheme’
‘Moron’
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only TRUE god.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
go, mudkip!
Go, Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is overrated…try Mr. T
Mr. T sucks and is old like Chuck Norris.
Wow…I give my scyther tons of rare candies and hes never been this happy….:(
cheese and rice*
or Hesus Chreest*
Not Jesus Christ.
(Psst. Hey. That’s a *female* mantis.) She can be just as fabulous as she wants. Her man can’t argue without his head!
He doesn’t look very happy to me . . . In fact, he looks REALLY pissed off in my opinion.
You can’t see it, but he’s actually leading a big “hallelujah” chant for all the other insects.
Hey guys, that’s a female. The females are green, the males are brown. SHE is very happy.
It is a female, but it’s a female because its abdomen has six segments, not because of its coloration. Color variation in this species (A Stagmomantis species, probably carolina or califonica depending on where it was photographed) is not gender-dependant.
Whatever kind of Oxiclean that bug is smoking, I want it!!
Who let the bugs out? who? who?
Buh-bye.
Jesus Christ you idiots are annoying.
Perhaps its the concept of DE-motivational he’s having trouble with?
the bug win!
Untill that big rubber thing comes abit to close to it
This neighborhood is FAAAAAB-ulous!!
Thank you for not asking my permission to use my picture.
He will be happy… till a car runs him off
Until it gets run over, of course…
69th
I love the terminix ads on the side of the happy bug
Someone just got laid………. :p
You’re all wrong. He’s happy because he just found Kyle.
at least that allagator can stop looking now.
what about waldo?
took my pic*
75TH…..
Bats is right, on both comments. This type of wing and arm display is used by a mantis in the wild to ward off predators, and – especially during spring, when wasps and bees are plentiful to collect nectar – is sometimes so affective, it can discourage much larger predators looking for a prey item.
Obviously, she was trying to scare off whoever was taking the picture.
Yep, that’s a girl.
Females have the fat butts
It has nothing to do with color.
And she may start with the head, but she will eat the whole thing if she gets the chance.
If he’s lucky, which is rare he may actually get away from her and live!
He’s just looking for two Kyle’s.
“hallelujah! ive finally managed to bed that hot butterfly!”
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Lol
I urinated on a Mantis once for the lulz during a camping trip.