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HIppies

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  1. Jakob says:

    That’s not funny in any way.
    Stop using the internet and crawl back to your Modern Warfare 2 to lighten your sad life, caused due to poor education.

    • JakobSUCKS says:

      funniest pic ever!!!
      and Jakob… if you don’t have a sense of humour then stop trolling and wasting time online and get back to work… or back to YOUR poor excuse of a sad life.

      btw, if you dont find demotivational posters funny – wtf are you doing on this website anyways?

      ….talk about not having a life

      • brett says:

        Your a f**king idiot if you don’t realize that Jakob is only posting that because we live in a world that will beat the s**t out of you, jail, or kill you if you don’t conform to it’s bullshit infringement on your basic human rights. It’s not funny to see a police state being created before your very eyes and see people acting like completely morons about it acting like it’s not going to affect them too. Hippies? You mean the people protesting and trying to protect YOUR rights that you are too stupid to even notice notice being stripped away left and right from under you until it’s too late? And just because someone finds some of the demotivational posters to be unfunny does not mean that they find all of them to be unfunny. Seriously, you are a f**king moron. You have to create a screenname to rip on the guy who is upset about something EVERYONE WITH A WORKING BRAIN is upset to see happening and you are trying to say that HE doesn’t have a life? Wake up dumbass.

    • melissakp says:

      Jakob, along with many of the other people who found it funny, I am well educated (private schooled with a good academic record and an IQ of 140), only ever play Little Big Planet on a rare occasion, and I have a good life with a great family and a great job.

      And I chuckle every time I look at this picture. Coz let’s be fair, if it weren’t for riot police, hippies would never get a good hosing. It just helps keep everyone fresh and clean.

      • Jakob says:

        It’s just that Hippies are primary irrelevant to revolts (especially if they have to be taken down forcefully by police), the utter ignorance of other cultures, the fact there is no proof that hippie-culture-devotees were on this occasion and the absolutely stupid subtitle that does not say anything.
        If you think that hippies are only associated to hobos, flowers, long hair and revolts that end with punishment of civilians, then you should stay out of anything that is related to them.
        I am not a PETA/Greenpeace-freak that thinks you can change the world by spilling swine blood on random people, but I am smart enough to know that this poster is not funny.
        I assume you think this is hilarious since you think that this force is heading to a revolt (that consists, as you believe, of “hippies”) to stop the strike by using tear gas and clubbing escapees, but it’s not.
        If the only thing that is left from the 60s is the prejudice that hippies are flower-people who are no good and should be beaten up, then I laugh again at humanity.

        • biggles1 says:

          damn it jakob it’s a joke! ever heard of a sterotype? it’s not meant 2 be taken literally lol :P

        • Zach P says:

          While there is no proof that hippies where relevent in this picture, It also doesnt rule it out. Im pretty sure you did not take this pic, nor write the caption. Therefore you cant say whether or not they were hippies. And since you cant, Dont try to prove a point you cant prove. IF, and ONLY IF, this was taken in St Paul, MN in 2008 as the special police squads were outfitted just like these officers, then it would be true. I was there for riot control with the NG (B co 1/194 CAB infantry), and the people causing trouble, NOT EVERYONE, but the ones causing trouble WERE hippies…As this poster implies.

          • Wooja says:

            Actually, this was the Pittsburgh G-20.

            I recognize the road signs…

          • The Dave says:

            Can you describe to me what a Hippy is than sir?
            Because like a lot of other people here, I am a smart & educated person.
            But i also only shower once or twice a week cause i know that natural human grease is better for you than body wash or shampoo.
            I also believe in the idea of unconditional love for all people and living things, because i believe we are all one, and together as one we can untie spiritually and complete any task physically or mentally perceivable. That is to say i believe we are all one consciousness, life is a magical dream ( compared to today’s staggeringly low standard of imaginative thinking. ) These concepts help me exist intelligently and keep me prepared for the unexplainable ridiculousness we face everyday in this world.
            But you know what else i believe? I believe that a good million people on this world, with no discrimination involved, should be quickly murdered or eliminated. Simply because this world can’t hold us anymore, we’ve abused it and it’s fighting back.
            Now, which of these things would YOU consider being a hippy?
            Because last time i checked, we were all human beings, mammals..
            Trying to co-exist with one another..
            My point is, as a rational, open-minded human being of the free world,
            I believe it’s a little rash, and a little too easy to just go throwing people in labeled boxes like that. I mean, i could just as easily call you the problem with this picture. Why would a group of people who had a common need or goal, need to cause “trouble”? I’ve studied this event, and i know as much as i would need to know, to say confidently, that those said “Hippys” thought YOU were causing more trouble than them.
            I’m literally not defending anyone or anything, but it’s shallow to categorize people in such a way. It’s pure racism. Politics is what is is.
            I’m just trying to let you know that you are being completely shallow and ignorant. Hippy’s or whatever you feel comfortable dubbing them, aren’t any more a part a problem than you you are. I mean, by your standards, i could just as easily lump you into some “group” of people, call it something, and do the same to you. Of course you wouldn’t like that though, so it wouldn’t be fair.

        • Stevie says:

          If you think that hippies are only associated to hobos, flowers, long hair and revolts that end with punishment of civilians, then you should stay out of anything that is related to them.

          This is why I wanna be riot police. Silly, silly hippy.

        • derp says:

          to long. did not read.

        • algeroth says:

          Jakob, such vitriol. This is a Poster created to AMUSE PEOPLE. As is everything on this site. The fact you dont find the idea of hippies, or any other denomination of society being bludgeoned with batons and perpex sheilds amusing, is your own problem. Alot of the images found here aren’t literal, they are interpretations, and perspectives, in the form of deadpan humor. I found this picture hilarious. The only thing that offset the hilarity was reading your comments. Such passion should be put to better use, instead of demeaning yourself, and others by raging against this trifle of a picture. This isn’t some iron fist assailing your personal liberty. it is merely a joke. Put simply, lighten up dude.

        • hydroshok40 says:

          Must be a hippie…..

        • The Dave says:

          I agree with you 100%

        • Joe says:

          Do you realize how stupid you sound every time you speak? You remind me of those ultra libtarded college kids who think they have the right to do whatever they want, and challenge all authority.

      • 12inchPackage says:

        Way to go dropping your IQ score. That didn’t make you look like a braggart at all.

        Personally, I would never try to sneek useless flattering personal info in attempt to look more impressive to the online community.

        Would I?

        • peter says:

          no, i guess you are not a braggart Mr. 12inchpackage, would never try to sneek useless flattering personal info in attempt to look more impressive to the online community. not with a name like 12inchpackage. i bet’s more like 2inchdisappointment

      • Alien says:

        Stfu, worm! My IQ is OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAND!

      • Herpes says:

        Intelligence.

        You brag about it.

        Which is odd considering it carried no weight in your argument.

    • Zero says:

      obviously a smelly hippie *throws soap*

      GO TAKE A BATH!!!

      then maybe…I’ll grace you with my presence of AWESOMSAUCEDNESS!!!

      OH YEAH!!
      Koolaid for the win!!!!!

    • grammar police says:

      “caused due to poor education”? I think somebody needs to go back to English class. Your problem is redundancy, man. You don’t need the phrase “due to” if you’ve already said “caused”. Have a nice day, troll.

    • Loz says:

      … Caused BY poor education…. (<< Poor education)

  2. Eat Me says:

    Lighten up, Jakob.

  3. kyle says:

    no… it is funny.

  4. bootymeat says:

    hey jakob…stop being gay, hippies need to learn their place.

  5. joeshmoe says:

    @Jakob
    I could probably be classified as a hippie and I laughed at the demot.
    also: I’m well educated.
    also: I play video games.
    also: Stop using internet comments to insult people you don’t know anything about to make yourself feel better.

  6. thebabbster says:

    It depends, sometimes it’s funny to watch protesters at the G-8 Summit get water-cannoned.

  7. mbImra says:

    yes, police violence is always fun.

  8. rahowa says:

    That is funny as hell . Besides , you wouldn’t have about a quarter of the protesters at the G-8 if the cops weren’t going to go aggro on them .

  9. Ziggy says:

    Ah, actually, it is funny. It is very funny. Had you’re Politically Correct chip not yet been installed by the left wing school system, you’d be laughing too.

  10. Spamlovr says:

    Jakob:

    Which one are you: The pot, or the kettle?

  11. wombot says:

    Im a liberal semi-hippy, and I still LOLd. Cheer up Jakob – it’s only jolly japes!

  12. That_Dirty_Hippie says:

    I’m a proud second generation hippie and I find it highly amusing. It’s called satire.

  13. YourBestNightmare says:

    Jakob, did you get your @ss kicked at MW2 or something? Why hate on that game? lol And, I’m not sure if you’re for hippies, but you don’t sound very pleasant. Lighten up, life’s too short to be pissed off or offended.

    • FirstClass says:

      I hate I hate that game. I can’t help it. Part of it might be that it’s a game about my job. Part of it might be it’s milking a cash cow that wasn’t that good to begin with.

      I’m not an FPS kind of guy. Mass Effect 2 FTW

  14. Esteban says:

    The man makes Hippy Jakob angry…..

  15. Rafaelcbf says:

    This one’s as good as one uploaded, prepare to get your ass handed to you, or the classic : Fat people go be fat somewhere else.

  16. Yinzer says:

    That was at the G20 in Pittsburgh.

  17. xeno says:

    hey look, they wanna join the party!
    they has glowsticks n armored dancesuits!

  18. Michael says:

    This is great! To amend mbImra’s comment: Police violence is always fun, as long as your not the one getting your ass kicked!

  19. thebabbster says:

    Great to see some people have a sense of humor!

  20. BigDirty says:

    Sorry but I got to go with Jakob. It’s not that it isn’t cool to make fun of beating up hippies and that riot gear isn’t a riot, but I think it’s the fact that it’s not funny. I don’t look at this and say “Man that was witty! I can’t help but smirk!” I look at it and think very few riot police battalions have ever been used on hippies so what is the association? If it was a picture of 20 dogs tied on hemp leashes mauling a guy in tie-dye, well that would poignant and funny, but this is just for people who really are the lowest common denominator in humor and seem to have some media-washed sense of what a hippy or riot police are. Not knocking anyone, but I figured a little rational dissent was worthy.

  21. April Fogle says:

    Ya know if you think about it for a minute it really is funny. After all the Hippies have nothing other than thier flowers and that patchouli cloud around them. But here comes the cops. Decked out for world war three, and ready to stomp some flower power butt into the ground. Snort!!

  22. Andrew says:

    Uh, isn’t the poster taking the piss out of riot police as much as it is Hippies?

  23. JaZZMusic says:

    O.o Wut the heck is wrong here… ok this pic is funny, it made me giggle, and police violence is funny, when ur watchin it, but when its you getting the woopin you wouldnt think its all hilarious. And its just a joke, not to be taken literally, but some people get over defensive.. who doesn’t in the world? But Hippies, they arent something to make fun of, but it is fun to joke up about em sometime :) we all called my father a hippie cuz he had long hair, and he believe in the old ways. And to say they should all die, well thats sad, my father died this summer and im very young. But everyone just needs to lighten up a bit, not take things so seriously. And relax and enjoy the ride

  24. Anon says:

    Yeah, Pittsburgh G-20 Summit riot police. I recognize those purple signs in the background. Nothing really happened that warranted all the hype and reaction, but I guess it resulted in Pittsburgh making the pop culture scene, so I really don’t care.

  25. Near says:

    LOL, just that, LOL

  26. Dana says:

    The only thing that would’ve made this pic better was if they would’ve gotten the three fat guys in Pittsburgh Penguins Jerseys with their mock-up Stanley Cup and their “Let’s Go Pens” banner. Seeing those guys run back and forth between the protesters and the police was one of the funniest moments in my life!!!

    And the whole G-20 summit ended up being a joke in and of itself!!!

  27. stephen says:

    to the guys who are arguing over nothing Relax.

  28. Jakob says:

    I am gay.

    • phyre says:

      Cool. Are you reasonably intelligent and between the ages of 18 and 30? If so, can I set you up with my cousin? He’s smart and cute. :)

  29. Annon says:

    The real irony here is they were not off to beat up hippies but to beat up anarchists… a completely different animal.

  30. petnum says:

    What if 50,000 Hippies cut their hair and joined swatt teams all over the nation, then turned on the MAN? Wouldnt work, I guess cuz theyed be outed for carrying flowers! The best way to take down the behemouth is from within, little by little infiltrate it and BE its bowels, then jump ship.

  31. Rob says:

    this was funny. f*** hippies

    • Yes, hippies are really pathetic, they just believe in peace and compassion, helping other people get by, not causing trouble, and turned out to be completely right about Vietnam and government oppression…

  32. Da Cool One says:

    Hm.

    I never really got the whole “Hippie” idea. :I

  33. LJ says:

    Hippies are peace lovers whom greatest time was around the 1960′s with the Hippie movement. They loved peace and love. It’s because (in part) of them that this moderm sociaty is this liberal, you know? to hippie girls it was like this: “if guys can go shirtless, me too”. The man could never have stopped it, the pressure of sociaty’s new global revolution was to great, and is thanks to hppies (again, in part) the sex is lost part of that stigma it once had…and that is good my friend…that is very very good.

  34. LJ says:

    Pardon the miss spellings, Im still learning english, my original lenguage is spanish

  35. zgep says:

    I love this poster! And Jakob (if u are still reading this for whatever reason) – there’s something often used to produce humor. It’s called clichés. That

    “It’s just that Hippies are primary irrelevant to revolts (especially if they have to be taken down forcefully by police), the utter ignorance of other cultures, the fact there is no proof that hippie-culture-devotees were on this occasion and the absolutely stupid subtitle that does not say anything.”

    is exactly why it’s funny. I was part of a riot unit for 6 month (military service in my country is mandatory) and there never was anything hippie-like anywhere near us. But as “stupit, stupid violent hooligans” and “stupid, stupid skinheads” or “stupid, stupid ” aren’t that funny by a huge margin (cause these things DID happen, and they weren’t fun) it’s hippies for this one ;-)

  36. MinervaRouge says:

    HEY! I have a crazy idea! How about we get our panties in a twist and argue over something absolutely pointless!

  37. Chris says:

    Actually I’ve attended a few riots, and I can tell you that if you don’t torch any cars,
    burn any buildings, jump (or urinate) over the barricades or anything else like that you won’t have a problem with the Brute Squad.

    So yes, Jakob: Silly silly hippies for smashing my Mom’s windshield with a steel pipe and starting something they couldn’t finish.

    The local PTA marched recently BTW. They wanted better insurance for part-time teachers. No Riot Squad Required.

  38. DBZ_Mayhem says:

    Damn…. one of the best posters I seen this night… Epic folllow-up on the Cartman rule: Screw you, hippies!! hehe

    as for the rest…. yawn… look, smile/giggle and stop dissing other peoples funny remarks. At least the maker made me smile… not fall asleep reading silly comments why it should be bad…

  39. Bobbie says:

    That’s not a riot, that’s a BBQ!

    Now Budapest 2009?

    THOSE were RIOTS!

    And the EU been hatin’ on Hungary, ever since . . . .

  40. Ezra says:

    Ha. The demotivational isn’t funny, however the top of this comment chain is.

  41. n00b says:

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    congratulations, you are officially proclaimed a couch activist. Now, stop writing f*****g essays on memebase.com and use that brain of yours for something useful to humanity.

  42. Mikeinthedirt says:

    Having been downrange of this sort of maneuver in the 1960′s, I felt entitled to LMAO at this posting. Worthless hippies stopping a senseless war, fighting greenhouse effect, promoting green tech, demanding full suffrage, clean food and water, rejecting capitalist greed and abuse, nuclear and bio weapons….silly silly hippies!

  43. CJOLL4 says:

    I can’t believe a funny demotivational poster sparked such a serious debate… lol u nerds

  44. Hippies stink says:

    LOL you sound like cartman from south park xD

  45. Lijimist says:

    Are you retarded? You are on the internet bashing the government for taking away our freedom of speech. If the government is so bad why aren’t you in jail? What you are doing right now IS freedom of speech. Also we don’t have unlimited freedoms, this riot appears to be in the middle of a city and is probably causing a lot of problems for other people WHO HAVE JOBS trying to drive to work, it also could be stopping police, ambulances, and firetrucks from doing their jobs, and countless other issues. The protest is infringing on the rights of other people in the city, so it’s wrong.

  46. sofien says:

    combines!!!!!

  47. kortneykat says:

    why cant there be comments on this site that aren’t complaining about the state the world is in?

    [if you actully cared about the stuff your saying wouldn't you be doing more then arguing about it on some comments section?]

  48. Raichu says:

    To all Jakob related comments:

    tl;dr

  49. sheepO says:

    lawl u guys are all gettin’ trolled so much :D
    n1 jakob xD

  50. Will says:

    Can’t we all just get along?

    No?

    Tazer time

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  52. Taggart Snyder says:

    Humor….Jakob’s doing it wrong.


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