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… and girls just wanna have fun.
Meh.
It’s not a party until the goats put on T-shirts and someone breaks out the accordion.
First rule of partying for nerds, geeks and freaks. Second rule is that we need cheesy snacks, caffeine, and monkeys.
Oh, and a computer. We aaaaaalways need a computer.
THATS NOT A GOAT!
Ewe may just be right.
a ewe is a sheep…. not a goat
“. . . that’s my wife!”
Well whatever it is, that dance is 2 years old, learn a new routine.
This photo is just ridiculous. Who wears floral in spring?
You would wear floral any other time besides spring? get out…
Goats is funny!
Thats not a Goat, thats a Dog. Morons
Dogs do NOT have cloven Hooves. They have 4 and a (vestigal) thumb! Look close, if it’s not a goat, its a sheep!
Idiot.
No hoof there blind fool.
Its a Sloughi Dog.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Sloughi.jpg/800px-Sloughi.jpg
You have got to be “kidding” me.
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Blow it up a bit and look closer: the shape of the “muzzle” and left front “paw” are too blurred to be sure, but the right front “paw” — next to the text on the T-shirt — is obviously a hoof. Also the ears are way too long for a dog, and it’s got a goat tail, not a dog tail.
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But the biggest clue is how they made it “dance”: between the goat’s head and the girl’s head, there are some lettuce leaves dangling on a string from a stick that is parallel but slightly above the lowest branch, and heading off to the right of the picture. Lettuce, in my experience, is not very effective for making dogs do tricks.
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Unfortunately not matter what I do to the image I can’t quite make out the text on the goat’s t-shirt as several letters are only one or two pixels each.
It is a goat, here is the original source with a better picture. http://toothpastefordinner.com/shirt-contest-2005.php
It is probably a nubian cross due to the floppy ears, but the facial stripes indicate some crossbreeding as well.
The dog in your picture really doesn’t look anything like that other than the color pattern, it doesn’t have large floppy ears and it also doesn’t have HOOVES. If you can’t see the hooves, enlarge the picture and look closely. Maybe put on your glasses too. Blind fool.
Check and Mate.
Dogs’ front legs, lower (ankle?) wrists, 4 inches from toe tip, works ONLY UPWARD.
Goats’ front legs, lower (ankle?) wrists, 12 inches from HOOF TIP, works Only DOWNWARD.
The legs on a dog do NOT BEND THAT WAY UNLESS THEY NEED TO BE RESET AND PLACED IN A CAST.
See also:
http://toothpastefordinner.com/shirt-contest-2005.php
you guys went thru a lot to prove this guy wrong huh?
THUMBS UP!
I have 29 goats, that is a goat.
Speciffically, a nubian.
“oh i am a giddy goat”
do you get the reference?
we will see.
“Play dat funky muzik white grrll”
Is that goat wearing a Toothpaste for Dinner t-shirt?
its photoshopped. lonk at the tip of its nose
Um, it’s a goat. So there’s the left cloven hoof plain as day, no “thumb claw” on the right interior, and then there’s the matter of the “wrist” location – dogs have that happen much, much lower down the leg – I’m looking at a 110 lb. dog right now and his paw ends about an inch and a half from that joint. Either that’s a goat, a dog that just crossed Chuck Norris and got it’s legs broken (and it’s feet re-shaped into hooves – damn you Chuck Norris!!!), or we have ourselves a Chupacabra sighting.
Happy Falker Satherhood!
Yeah, that’s totally a dog… >.>
When I looked at this, a Polkka came on
Definition of demotivational poster: Any poster featuring your first girlfriend that has become a joke across the interwebs.
Yes folks, I’m about 99% sure this is my first girlfriend. I was also a goat keeper for a few years. I also once owned an accordion (inherited it).
I am proud to report: I no longer herd goats, I no longer own an accordion, and I am no longer in touch with that girl. In fact, I’ve also moved to the city, changed my name, and had a sex change.
Am I safe from the dancing goats, yet?
ahem, misspelling demotivational in your comment-name on the website of the same name…also demotivating.
It is a goat. If you are stupid enough to even THINK that is a dog if you have looked at it longer than a second, get off this site right now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! How is that NOT a dog? If you are retarded enough to think this is a goat, you should not be allowed to breed.
You sir, are a moron. That is all.
Whoa. Does it really matter if it’s a dog or a goat?? Just call it an oversized cat and get over it.
It’s a goat..not a dog. Looks nothing like a dog unless you happen to own a highly inbred dog
IT COULD BE A POLKA DANCING HIPPO FOR ALL I CARE the fact that its dancing and has a t-shirt on makes me lol