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I could take him.
to dinner?
Out to a ball game?
His attitude?
*sighs* I’ll call the morgue.
there won’t be a body left
naw he’ll need a proctologist.
Wow, this is obviously you posted this on your first moments on the internet. If not, you’re not realizing what your talking about.
It should be “obvious you posted this in your first moments” and “you’re talking”. Danke.
ahaha I love this!! grammar nazi!!!!!
Late reply to late reply:
Technically: speling nazi
It should be “spelling nazi´´
Technically it is “Grammer Nazi”, because spelling is included in grammer. Soooooooooo FAIL!
It’s “GRAMMAR NAZI!”
or your funeral
It must SUCK for wherever Chuck Norris lives. “I wanna take my bike for a ride! Aw, crap, not Chuck Norris again!”
FAIL! The sidewalk is still there.
That’s not the fail. The fail is he missed a spot!
Hell yes! Chuck Norris is frikking AMAZING! haha I remember watching his show “Walker Texas Ranger” when I was a kid!
people aren’t in love with him. they’re mocking him and his awesomeness at sucking at everything. he makes fun of himself too. he has said that he likes the jokes.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you tell Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not an effective way to kill, you will instantly – and painfully – be proven wrong.
chuck norris once asked for a big mac at burger king, he got one…
if jesus can walk on water, then chuck norris can swim on land. this here is exactly what happened
WIN!!!!
Really? Chuck Norris jokes? Does anyone even tell those anymore? oooooolllllldddddddd
Old? They passed “old” a looong time ago.
they passed old along time ago, now they’re just classic
agreed
After replacing the sewer pipe, instead of repaving the walkway the workers just pushed the broken slabs somewhat back into place. They blamed it on cutbacks.
Care to explain, then, why the manhole cover is a good two feet higher than the rest of the walk, and has remnants of where it had been at ground level, if it was simply replaced?
They didn’t want to hurt Chuck Norris’ feelings.
they shouldn’t hurt chuck norris’ feelings. the outcome is always the same.
Chuck Norris is a wuss. John Wayne and Clint Eastwood are REAL men.
Looks like I’m still alive. And those sentences are just as stupid as you.
Chuck Norris “jokes” are the internet’s biggest Fail.
lol john wayne was gay.. so ur comment is void.. and its a fail.. dont believe what i say about the wayne.. google it.
Maybe he was, but he was still more of a man than Chuck Norris.
If he’s typing, I don’t think he’s dead. However…
Chuck Norris can punch a man in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris can impregnate someone over the internet.
Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – three times!
He also managed to successfully divide by zero.
“Worst damn gopher outbreak I’ve seen in years…….”
Only reason Chuck knows how to do that is because Bruce Campbell taught him how.
Hail to the King, baby!
Anybody else here feeling tremors? *glances around for Kevin Bacon*
Looks like someone’s Ankylosaur wasn’t leashed properly… (Note: personal WIN! I hid an ExtDin pun in it IMMD!!
)
When Chuck Norris gets caught in the rain, he doesn’t get wet… the rain gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is expected to win all 8 gold medals in swimming at the 2012 London Olympics. He doesn’t actually swim, he jumps into the pool, the water gets out of his way, and he walks across the pool bottom.
Hate these Chuck Norris jokes. Saxton Hale could beat the crap out of him anytime.
this. <3
Hmm… so thats what happened to Haiti… Chuck Norris just took a stroll through town.
if you cant take a harsh joke, dont look on this site
Chuck Noris, knows martial arts, He is not a fraud.
FYI: When Bruce Lee was creating his movies, He refused to act with people that where not even Opponents.
when chuck noris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken.
Which came first? Also:
Brokeback Mountain is not only the title of a Heath Ledger movie, it is also the name for the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris’ back yard.
ok in regards to the chicken or the egg thing– if you’re just asking about eggs in general and chickens in general, that would be the egg because reptiles were in existence long before chickens lol
ew, I was thinking it was the woonwalk by chuck norris
ew… I was thinking it was Chuck Norris’s moonwalk
INCORRECT….If Chuck Norris was really there, there would be no sidewalk!
And on big ass hole
rule 56, guys
chuck norris is so tough when he does a push up he doesnt push him self up he pushes the earth down! beat that
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he refuses the needle, pulls out a handgun and asks for a bucket.
got a better one chuck norris uses a nightlight not because he’s scared of the dark its because the dark is scared of him
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. beat that SAHN
Chuck Norris will never die, he would kill death.
Chuck Norris knows exactly where Carmen San Diago is.
“Balls to the wall” was previously used as a way to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is not only a bad actor, he is a right wingnut Christofascist nutbag and I don’t care if he knows I said this.
who u callin wingnut Christofascist nutbag @$$ hole
he didnt walk down tht sidwalk because it would of blown up
When Chuck Norris shows you the middle finger, he is not offending you, he is showing you exactly how many seconds you have left to live.
Yeah…he was following Bruce Campbell (the guy who destroyed shown sidewalk) asking for an autograph.
Steven Hawking could kick chuck Norris ass
with his mind