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Just Admit It

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  1. Yordee says:

    True. I did

  2.   says:

    well, not for the entire movie

  3. Bakpao says:

    I did but later I googled Zoe Saldaña and I regretted it

  4. hamstap85 says:

    i admitted that to myself right when the previews came out (and her ass..)

  5. Nilla says:

    Naaah, I find /humans/ attractive, not much else does it for me. kthnxbai.

  6. Philip says:

    What movie?

    Yes, I know it’s Avatar, but I’ve never seen it, nor do I want to. And neither can I see if the smurf in the pic is a male or female, nor do I care.

    • John says:

      Quit trolling. Not being interested in the movie is fine, but intentionally trying to stir up trouble is just uncool.

    • pbean says:

      You took a lot of effort to show off how much you do not care.

      Apart from the type and the story line, I would very much like to recommend it to everyone, as it has been awesomely constructed (the CGI is stunning).

    • tahrey says:

      Yet you felt a burning need to share this pointless fact with the world. Congratulations.

      Try broadening your horizons and just go watch it. Sure, it’s largely Pocahontas crashing headlong into bizarro-world Alien, produced by a wierd hybrid of Pixar and Studio Ghibli, but that doesn’t stop it being 2 & 1/2 hours of excellent eye/brain candy.

      • Tacomagic says:

        My take on the movie was that is was a combination of Pocahontas, Fern Gully, Princess Mononoke, and an old style Western (think “Cowboys and Indians”).

        The result was greater than the sum of its parts methinks. Although the Japanese-Esque ecological message was a little heavy handed, but I don’t think you can make a movie like this without blasting that particular message all over the crowd.

        The irony that a movie so devoted to bashing industrialization used the latest in CG technology and is the highest grossing movie in decades IS rather amusing though.

    • Scott says:

      I recommend seeing it, if you like terrible movies with lazy creativeness (c’mon, six legged horses?) and a plot/story that’s been used to death.

  7. geroge says:

    you cab see them in imax.

  8. xordi says:

    How did you know?

  9. WC says:

    Try? I did. They show in 2 scenes.

  10. Van says:

    Yes, I did.

  11. dammit says:

    damn, you caught me and everyone else in the theater.

  12. Sebastian says:

    Yordee: Na’vi-nipple-high-five!
    Nilla, Philip: You are definitely missing something.

  13. Duir says:

    i did, she looks too damn hot

  14. anonymous says:

    yeah, it’s true.

  15. kleenex lover says:

    Actually there was like 3 scenes where you could see it… It’s like dark blue…

  16. wtf says:

    philip, don’t be stupid Avatar was probably the best film of the year. go see it.

  17. ThatGuy says:

    I’d rag that broad out! Not only would I like to see her nipples, but I’d like to see the pie and the rump roast as well.

  18. pyromania says:

    You CAN see her nipples quite clearly in several scenes (mostly after she first meets Jake)

  19. TheRealWazzar says:

    Don’t bother, they’re not there.

  20. Honest Person says:

    Liars. ADMIT IT. *raises hand* Guilty as charged.

  21. Jakob says:

    I did not see that movie, i won’t, I don’t care, and if I did, I would watch the actual movie instead of doing such humiliating thing.

  22. Joe_Shmoe says:

    was a good movie…. and yes, i did try spot a nipple -sigh- no luck

  23. The Doctor says:

    Haven’t seen the movie yet, but it’s nice to have something to look forward to…

  24. Kristen says:

    I admit it. Her damn top always looked like it was about to fall or slip or show something. You couldn’t HELP it. And I’m not even into women… or female alien things… or whatever.

  25. But says:

    But… They wear almost nothing! How can you not?

  26. JM says:

    Okay, I did, too. She was sure hot for a non-human. The only other non-human I’ve found really sexy is Hedwig from the Harry Potter movies. If I was to go bestial, it’d be either for Hedwig or Neytiri.

    • Unfair says:

      So aliens = animals to you then?

    • tahrey says:

      Maybe I’m just too much of a traditionalist, but regardless of how well enboobled and skilfully performance-captured the native girl was, it was all about the Weaver / Dr Grace for me :D

      • Unfair says:

        Nah, Weaver’s rig was WAY too human-looking. The facial structure really threw it off.

        Didja notice that the human/navi crosses had four fingers whereas the natives only had three? At least that’s what I remember.

  27. Nil says:

    I did, and I came to the conclusion that Na’vi simply do not have nipples.

    • Answerman says:

      The men do

    • tahrey says:

      Cameron is reputed to have spent a few million bucks and some weeks of production time alone on perfecting the incongrous non-placental alien mammary (several thousand of which was on packs of blue jell-O), so it’s perfectly conceivable that a similar level of obsessiveness would have gone into finding the perfect angle in every scene starring female Navi (I refuse to submit to the insanity of names with apostrophes in) that allows scenery, hair-like substance, necklaces etc to fall serendipitously into place to cover their nonexistent modesty and preserve the mystery of “do they…?”. And if that fails, to photoshop them out frame-by frame. In 3D.

  28. Nina says:

    Who the hell wouldn’t?

  29. Spaz says:

    Damn… is saw this thing before seeing the movie (which I did today), and I couldn’t keep my mind off of it. You can actually see the left one near the beginning.

  30. Anon says:

    >.> yes I did for a few minutes, part of me wondering how the hell they managed to get covered and another part going “HOT DAMN”

  31. Rogue says:

    Yeah, I spent an inordinate amount of mental run-time on the whole nipple question. Thank God for multitasking, right?

    Aliens = Hot. Ask any Star Trek fan. Green!

  32. Matty c says:

    In the Australian version there were many nipples shown

  33. Johnny says:

    …Lol i dit too…That fail was just too perfect

  34. Shenanigans says:

    I did..

  35. TheBladeRoden says:

    And they’re even better in 3D

  36. ilold says:

    As much as I wanted to stop looking during the whole movie, i couldn’t stop looking to see if they were really there.

  37. Crystallia says:

    Why anybody would want to, is the question.

  38. Johnny says:

    :D u’re right :P

  39. Rubius says:

    Hum.
    How can she have Nipple, and so tits?
    She’s a Alien.

    Mammals are the only animals with Nipple and Tits, how a Alien from Pandora have Mammals?
    Its possible, but unlikely to have Nipple like we have.

    • Unfair says:

      What? Do you think that giving birth is restricted to Earthian things? Or is ‘alien’ for you, a complete reproduction style? Mammal, egglayer, alien? They do show a Na’Vi baby and it has to eat somehow.

  40. iNAKO says:

    I saw it! High fives all around!

  41. Aeyvi says:

    As moving and epic as this movie is… yes. After seeing them the first time (OMG, honey, look! Kittynipples!) I tried to get glimpses the rest of the movie.

    and I’m a girl.

  42. Dejavi says:

    seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

  43. really? says:

    She did have quite the sexy butt…too bad that was covered too….

  44. Wolfguy says:

    im sure i see his nipples in one scene!

  45. Ami says:

    I’m a 100% heterosexual female and I freely admit to wondering where the hell those things were. Why doesn’t the ever-convenient foliage ever do that magical modesty nonsense for me?

    • Anzer'ke says:

      Go live in a story, but tell me how first. I wanna live in a few.

      And tell the characters spoilers XD

  46. omfg says:

    ok i looked you caught me!!!!!
    but you not live to tell the truth!!!!

    RPG fired!!!!

  47. Zero says:

    it’s just like pocahontas…but with more sex…and death….
    and the people are blue, not red….

    • Anzer'ke says:

      And lots of bits of other movies. and not made by disney and all those other things that the people repeating that keep leaving out.

  48. teuast says:

    I really did, even though I saw it with my girlfriend.

  49. Fernando says:

    I actually did see one. i win.

  50. i_admit_it says:

    She was just wearing a necklace, what do you think? i belive some ppl did try to see if someone would ACTUALLY put that in.

    PS: AVATAR IS AWSOME!!! one of THE greatest movies i have ever seen

  51. Kevin says:

    YEP I WILL EVEN WATCH THE OUTTAKES

  52. 95danger says:

    How did they find that out

  53. dice says:

    I’ve seen the movie, I’m 100% straight male.
    And I did not have any sexual attraction to those blue aliens.
    Nor did I try to see those nipples, I just assumed they didn’t have any probably. They might have babies, and those babies probably do have to eat. But they are aliens, which means it does not have to be the same way as humans do… therefor, nipple theory is busted. Doesn’t mean that there actually might be nipples in the movie, maybe some producer thought it’d be cool? :D

  54. Theserenity says:

    i admit it IM GUILTY!

  55. aefields says:

    Argh! It’s true, but how is this demotivational?

  56. Nuclear Waffle says:

    Why would you even bother? They have, like, no boobs…

  57. Roennev says:

    Hell to the Yes I did :P
    Who wouldent, Even m GF tryed to see them :P

  58. 11Reventon says:

    LOL aint that the truth. waz trying so hard!

  59. Me says:

    honestly, I didn’t.Because
    1- I am a girl
    2- I am straight
    3- I am not a chavenist like certian people.

  60. Jerry says:

    Sad but true, so did I.

  61. section8 says:

    I did… and I can spell chauvinist

  62. The rule says:

    rule 34 is now officaly alive

  63. ScalyTail says:

    Why is it that most of us automatically assume that all commenters are male? Can women no enjoy humor to? All of the girls that commented had to say something like “I’m a heterosexual female” or the like.

    By the by, the Na’vi are all athletic. Breasts are fat deposits. QED, small boobs. Additionally, James Cameron structured the movie to be seen by all audiences. Do you think really the censors would allow children to see nipslips from aliens?

    Also r34.booru.org is better.

  64. Crocobot says:

    *gasp* howd you know i wanted to see her nipples?

  65. tahrey says:

    I’m not 100% sure on what you’re actually saying there, but I believe the most appropriate response is “Rule34.palheal.net is Thataway —>”

  66. Anzer'ke says:

    The lack of a further comment speaks for itself

  67. Anzer'ke says:

    The explanation for the mountains actually makes sense, it simply requires the exist of a superconductor that functions at high ish temperatures…which is likely possible.

    Blue things exist here too.

    However considering the other similarities I fail to see why they would lack nipples…if they did can you imagine Jakes face

    OoO

  68. Lord Xeras says:

    STFU or I’ll slit your throat. How’s that one?


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