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	<title>Comments on: Vampires</title>
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	<description>New Demotivating Posters Every Day. It&#039;s A Lot of Work.</description>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-398177</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 05:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Dr. Acula&quot; would be a Scrubs reference, but Alucard is from a lot of other movies and such starting in a 1943 movie and in many other movies, comics, games (Castlevania), and manga since then.

&quot;Count Alucard (character), the title character in the 1943 film Son of Dracula and other works.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Dr. Acula&#8221; would be a Scrubs reference, but Alucard is from a lot of other movies and such starting in a 1943 movie and in many other movies, comics, games (Castlevania), and manga since then.</p>
<p>&#8220;Count Alucard (character), the title character in the 1943 film Son of Dracula and other works.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: JOhn</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JOhn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good demotivational posters are demotivational.  This is just a caption with a black background.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good demotivational posters are demotivational.  This is just a caption with a black background.</p>
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		<title>By: DD</title>
		<link>http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-298562</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Says someone who obviously hasn&#039;t seen a vampire movie since Nosferatu.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Says someone who obviously hasn&#8217;t seen a vampire movie since Nosferatu.</p>
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		<title>By: DD</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Except in all Spike&#039;s flashback scenes, he had brown hair.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Except in all Spike&#8217;s flashback scenes, he had brown hair.</p>
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		<title>By: The Night Stalker</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Night Stalker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 04:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this pic but I would because I made it next time ask I dont mind sharing]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this pic but I would because I made it next time ask I dont mind sharing</p>
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		<title>By: Gwyddone</title>
		<link>http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-265882</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gwyddone]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That would be Bela Lugosi. He is strangely sexy with that accent and has eyes to die for... also not a sissy...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That would be Bela Lugosi. He is strangely sexy with that accent and has eyes to die for&#8230; also not a sissy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Doctor Acula</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Doctor Acula]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 21:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(In David Attenborough&#039;s Voice)

Now, I know some people are confused as to what does and does not make a vampire. Most true vampires burn in sunlight, there are daywalkers, but the ability is quite rare. And all Vampires subsist on blood. Typically human or at the very least mammalian. Shape-shifting and flying depend on the species of vampire. There are several different species and they display different facial characteristics and abilities. 

Non-vampire blood drinkers include Kui-Jin, Carniverous Elves (or Unseelie), and mosquitos. 

Again, while were wolves do have the ability to shape shift, not all shape-shifters are Were Wolves. There are Native American Skin Walkers, Gangrel (a vampire species), warg, lycans (possible sub-species of vampires), and yennork.

Below is video of a typical vampire feeding it its natural habitat: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2eEhH2ktI&amp;feature=related

Here is a typical vampire courtship ritual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b-8EnGFW9M

And this is the vampire asserting it&#039;s dominence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCTUbwWfCY

Notice the lack of sparkling.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(In David Attenborough&#8217;s Voice)</p>
<p>Now, I know some people are confused as to what does and does not make a vampire. Most true vampires burn in sunlight, there are daywalkers, but the ability is quite rare. And all Vampires subsist on blood. Typically human or at the very least mammalian. Shape-shifting and flying depend on the species of vampire. There are several different species and they display different facial characteristics and abilities. </p>
<p>Non-vampire blood drinkers include Kui-Jin, Carniverous Elves (or Unseelie), and mosquitos. </p>
<p>Again, while were wolves do have the ability to shape shift, not all shape-shifters are Were Wolves. There are Native American Skin Walkers, Gangrel (a vampire species), warg, lycans (possible sub-species of vampires), and yennork.</p>
<p>Below is video of a typical vampire feeding it its natural habitat:<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/_f2eEhH2ktI/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p>Here is a typical vampire courtship ritual:<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/8b-8EnGFW9M/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p>And this is the vampire asserting it&#8217;s dominence:<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/01/11/vampires/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/wiCTUbwWfCY/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p>Notice the lack of sparkling.</p>
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		<title>By: Nema</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, yes, Dracula did go out in sunlight in Bram Stoker&#039;s novel.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, yes, Dracula did go out in sunlight in Bram Stoker&#8217;s novel.</p>
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		<title>By: Krypto</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Krypto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i wouldnt really consider lestat evil... at least not REALLY evil]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wouldnt really consider lestat evil&#8230; at least not REALLY evil</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rich]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahaha.... love the Scrubs reference,

But isn&#039;t it &quot;Dr. Acula&quot;???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha&#8230;. love the Scrubs reference,</p>
<p>But isn&#8217;t it &#8220;Dr. Acula&#8221;???</p>
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