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FRIKIN HALARIUS LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe, old one, but funny!
HAHAHAHA xD
i mean, it’s a portrait of a common thing..which of us never ate a chocolate cookie while having a shower with a rifle?
also FIRST! =D
Me. I live in a country where not everyone owns guns.
They were being sarcastic/funny -_-
fail
So what do you eat your chocolate chip cookies in the shower with?
Then, your country must suck…
Country↓ Total firearm-related death rate↓ Homicides↓ Suicides↓ Unintentional deaths↓
United States 15.22 11.66 7.07 7.35 0.59
Australia 2.94 0.44 2.35 0.11
New Zealand 2.66 0.17 2.14 0.09
England 0.46 0.07 0.03 0.01
Wales 0.38 0.15 0.2 0.03
lets take a look at the total population of these countries before we comment on these numbers, dips**t
did you notice it’s more dangerous to live in Wales than England? Even though there’s far more English people than Welsh?
Damn it’s good to be English lol
I like to think that we like to show we love one another in a different way.
Speaking of which, wanna play with this brick I found on my bedroom floor surrounded by shards of glass?
thats obviously because its so dangerous to live in wales, otherwise if england were more dangerous there’d be more welsh
The statistics used the word ‘rate’ my friend.
Look up “per capita”, dips**t
Death rates for guns in the US: .000188
Death rates for doctors in the US: 0.171
Statistics courtesy of the FBI.
That’s accidental deaths per doctor vs. accidental deaths per gun owner. All 80,000,000 of them in the US.
well duh, usually when someone goes to a doctor they have something wrong with them, so no s**t a lot of people die in a doctor’s care
Too long, didn’t read.
HAHA, WE GOT THE HIGHEST SCORE!!!!! XD
of course the us is highest
Ha! u noob…
@ doctor-fail….just fail….it was a joke, and you ruined it….gtfo
Yay right any one else do it…any one…:c
17 dollars
Wait a minute…
gotta be prepared when the Zombies attack
He is protecting his cookies….They look tasty.
Either that or it’s one epic game of hide and seek.
If you lose, you DIE!
If you win… You also DIE!
yeah…hide and seek…with a zombie
Blasted zombies never let me enjoy a shower and a cookie.
Ollie-ollie-ox-and-fr… WHAT THE
Afred Hitchcock ain’t got nothing on this guy
HAHAHAHA WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?! AND HOW?(WAS IT POSED)
This guy reminds me of my brother for some reason.
It’s a MAGIC cookies! Magic cookies never get soggy!
God, I need more sleep.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=475837&page=1
Talk about being prepared
Who took my Nexxus, D–it!!
It’s the cookie monsters cousin
That is an AG3, so I would guess its a Norwegian picture.
Hah, yeah – I can so easily imagine some bored Norwegian conscript taking that picture.
so i was in the shower, eating a cookie, when the ninja attacked. damn you ninja!!!!!!…………….. he took my cookie T_T
How did you know it was a…, ninja?
Because we can’t see it.
just another casual day
I know this guy. He’s pretty damn funny. And he does have a rifle in the bathroom.
Guys…i cried…so f***ing funny…..
Cop: Right now, sir. What did the robber look like?
Guy: well I didn’t get a good look at him, I was busy securing a perimeter around my shower and defending my cookies, but he was blue and had taped on googly eyes, and yelled “COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEES!”
Me: your not funny
“Your not funny” is my Punctuation Nazi Activation Switch. It’s the showers for you.
I approve this picture message
To bad its not a cookie. its a muffin
actually. its a cookie.
i love it when people try to act like they know something WHEN THEY ARE SO OBVIOUSLY WRONG.
and dont try to ruin our fun. muffin, cookie. still freakin hilarious.
I know exactly what you mean…sammy…it’s tottaly not a muffin,it’s a banana
THE AIDS!!! HE HAS IT!!!
“Never mind about the Goddamned cookie! Flush the toilet when I’m in the shower one more f****** time…”
Damn that was good. Thank you sir.
Rednecks… They keep getting weirder and weirder… How long before the Camacho Mountain Dew Presidency? My guess is he’ll be a redneck…
*does this on a regular basis*…….*and has a sh*tload of guns in my house*
my family has about 22 guns in our house, i have actually went to a friends house and there was a gun behind the toilet…so there!! and about 97% people where i live in the country have at least on rifle…my fav is my 30 30…
What’s the gun? I think its M14
nah it’s an old Russian G3
The G3 is german.
It is a CETME, 7´62, made in Spain.
sadly this is something i can imagine a few fellow Texans would do x.x
Automatic rifle 3 (AG-3) is the license-produced Norwegian version of the Heckler & Koch G3 assault rifles. The caliber is 7.62 × 51 mm NATO, a standard-caliber within NATO. With the retractable butt called weapon AG-3 F1, and an upgraded version in 2007 called the AG-3 F2. The current production model known as the HK G-93.
The AG-3 was developed as West Germany needed a new device weapons early in the 1950s, and the weapon was in use from 1959. AG-3 was introduced in the Norwegian Armed Forces in the late 1960′s, and was a slightly modified G3 produced by Kongsberg Weapons Factory. The price the Norwegian military pay per. weapons provided to 6 340, – 1996-million [1]. AG-3 is out of service for the benefit of Heckler & Koch HK416.
correction:
The >>G-3<< was developed as West Germany needed a new device weapons early in the 1950s, and the weapon was in use from 1959.
this rifle was my "Charlene" when i was in the Army…i know that backsight and frontgrip like the wrinkles on my balls.
And for further notice, it's a friggin cannon to shoot with