wat are you going to type a very strongly worded letter to them in hopes of them reading all of it n seeing the error of their ways? bc u know they aren’t going to give out their address n crap to some random little 10 year old who thinks he’s all big and bad bc he got into a prestige lobby on mw2 on the 360(which is full of hackers)
And it’s moose, moose, I likes a moose
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose
I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose
But I’ve never had anything quite like a moose!
Ahahahahaha, oh my God, I laughed so hard at that.
What? No ugly comments about how offensive this is? (oh yeah, FIRST!)
Statutory Rape? Are you sure it’s not just a moosedimeanor?
Win!
I hate you. SOOO much.
Now we know, animals use sex toys too.
Okay, the punnage was groan-worthy. Someone put me out of my misery?
thats what she said!
You sir, are made of win.
Put you out of your moosery?
next person who makes a pun is gonna be really f***ed up by the time i’m done with them
these don’t amoose you?
Nice
you’ve made a big moostake
like that statue?
wat are you going to type a very strongly worded letter to them in hopes of them reading all of it n seeing the error of their ways? bc u know they aren’t going to give out their address n crap to some random little 10 year old who thinks he’s all big and bad bc he got into a prestige lobby on mw2 on the 360(which is full of hackers)
TL;DR
That is one desperate moose…
I saw signs the moose was coming.
Isn’t that statuary rape?
Oh guys, guys – NO! …His haunches aren’t hunched. He’s just positioning himself so he can -Oh NOW he’s…
No, it’s Statuary rape.
It made the front page! WOOT! I’d like to thank so many people… but I wont because I’m more important right now! HA!!
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If the animals have offspring are they called Moosaloes or Buffooses?
Statutory rape is my favourite kind of rape
Poor moose, can’t even find a sex toy in the same species as it.
Everybody, all together…
And it’s moose, moose, I likes a moose
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose
I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose
But I’ve never had anything quite like a moose!
well…better than a condom
The sad part is he never called back.
I wonder whap happen to is d**k….
*thrust*
GOOOONNGG!
Statue Tory Rape
The government does it again
that was punny.
Rule #34