If a guy’s got a silver Volvo, puts some sparkly s**t on himself and looks like he hasn’t seen the sun in a year or two, there are thousands of desperate Twilight chicks they can get.
Everyone is saying the same stupid thing. “FAKE! YOU CAN SEE HER PANTS!” No sh*t its fake dumbass, its a joke. And ugeuge, really? A small penis joke? What are you, 4? The guy was right. You all take it too seriously.
FIRST!
And they never will
Well done, sir. (The owner of the Volvo, not the guy who thinks ‘First’ is some kind of accomplishment.)
win of the month
Who says that was done by the owner of the volvo
How can you tell? (Anyway “First” is the greatest kind of acomplishment lol.)
I suppose that would be true for somebody who’s never had any kind of accomplishment whatsoever.
Sick burn.
She’s still got pants on though.
Yeah, you can see the belt pretty clearly.
Not to mention the total lack of smearing in the dust.
Dude, that’s a mini skirt.
you just want it to be
True.
…and seems to be chubby, as well.
Could have been a skirt.
and there’s something wrong with being chubby? O_o
the placement of the arms, body and pants don’t really seem to match up imo for fake or real.
Only real humor in it imo is the fact that it is a different take on the ‘Wash Me’ that usually gets scribbled on dirty/dusty cars.
Put enough weight on them while you press them down and thin girls can smoosh out too.
you should know about that, as fat as you are.
yeah lets attack someone who’s overweight to make ourselves feel better. Cause that doesnt make you seem like a d!ck at all nooo
You know you’ve been reading too many Kate Moss diet stories if you think this girl is chubby…
no this girl is a little on the chubby side. and she has like 8 fingers on her left hand
curse you pants! once again you have foiled someones dreams!
could be a skirt
Two words – denim skirt.
Hey, 80s clothes are in again.
Pounded it right through ‘em.
that’s cause its shopped. too much detail for it to be accurate unless she laid down on it and didnt move while being banged… which is highly unlikely
But she was still wearing her jeans! Or else it was a denim skirt? What would Monk say?
One way to garuntee the owner will wash his car before driving home to his wife.
I’m no expert, but don’t people usually move while they’re having sex?
naaaah, thats just a myth!
sometimes they like it when they lie still like that.
Have you never heard the famous and foolproof pickup line -
“Excuse me, but does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?”
Tantric sex with the jeans still on.
Maybe she leaned over on the car and he was spent. XD
If a guy’s got a silver Volvo, puts some sparkly s**t on himself and looks like he hasn’t seen the sun in a year or two, there are thousands of desperate Twilight chicks they can get.
If you want them.
I’m fine without thanks
i guess it’s a fake … this gay dude tries to convince us that he’s straight…
ive seen this before. it was on ebaumsworld and it was the same thing only the title was something like proof you cheated on your wife.
Maybe someone was getting arrested?
isn’t it a little difficult to get laid while driving the Volvo in this position?
am i the only one who sees pedobear?
I’ve seen this one before, except it was something like, “Subtlety: You’re doing it wrong.”
I appreciate the work that you have put in, in this page. Really good,
woow
never thought i would find this again. that is me. i was wearing pants. it was a joke. very proud of my friend for putting this up
Sureeeeee it was youu
You can clearly see an outline of a belt meaning pants ON sooo laid… in a volvo?? i think not
i think its intersting that in any picture with a girl no matter how skinny she is you get like 10 comments on what a fattie she is
or no matter how healthy and fit, 10 comments on what an anorexic she is
Getting Laid wit a Volvo, yea right
LOOK AT THE IMPRINT OF THE BODY, IT HAS JEANS SHORTS ON!
His sister probably laid on it, and he made up da story
LOL XD
fake or not, those’re some nice tits
i meant to put that here. here here!
Could be a sticker…I would want one
Proof? If you have friends that are not half way blind they will see that she was wearing her pants at the time, so you didn’t get some!!!
here here!
pants are still on…. fake!
this is actuall a fail, if you look closely you can tell that the chicks pants were still on
…wait
…are those moobs?
i dont believe it, why did she still have her belt on?
Must have finished before she could even get her pants off… the 3 second lay.
Well done except you can clearly see her pants.
Over thinking: You’re doing it right
Old picture is really old.
Its just a dust art
sad thing is you can see that the girl still has pants on, so alas the volvo driver still does not get laid.
torched his ass!
Dissapointment.
You can see the waistline of her trousers.
Everyone is saying the same stupid thing. “FAKE! YOU CAN SEE HER PANTS!” No sh*t its fake dumbass, its a joke. And ugeuge, really? A small penis joke? What are you, 4? The guy was right. You all take it too seriously.