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Seventh.
Oh, Edward, you are such a stinky piece of wasted human flesh. You and Twilight were made for each other.
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING now wait for the twic-nts to defend him………-waits-
atually, the guy who plays eddy admits that edwards a douc- wait, 7th?
Now imagine that when he is in sunlight! Talk about a Glampire
Hey fan girls! Check him out now!
I did…still okay with it!
That’s just completely sad …. you should fix your standards cuz they’re f***ed up
Standards check please.
Still gorgeous! He’s trying to be funny and obviously the one who posted that is ugly. And don’t tell me you don’t take ugly ass pictures and post them on facebook.
the sad thing is… no matter what, they’ll still find him attractive
so true
i feel sorry for them, that they find him attractive even when he’s derping like this.
well……..think about this…….edward stalks an 18 year old girl every night he’s in her room watching her sleep and well I think this is his perfect true form!!
Cullen earns the pedobear seal of approval. ^_____^
so you want to get stalked by some sparkly guy that drinks blood? I dont get it… and trying to has made my head hurt.
“…and I jizz in my pants”
^ +1000 internets for you.
dont u mean+400000000?!
thats over 9000!!!
+9001 internets
over 9,000 points for rwj references
kitchen, back to it
And may you choke on your next sandwich, sir.
No. -100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 internets.
and you can’t really “lock eyes from across the room” because they’re pointing two different ways =D
…and he can’t really jizz. Vampire->No blood circulation->No erection->NO JIZZ!
Apparently Stephanie Meyer doesn’t know that.
Or you haven’t read the last book.
Or both.
Nice! lol.
Sir, you have just won the interwebs.
I agree.
You would win the award for the most internet points ever given by me ( How many you ask? 1+a million zeros.), however, there is a vital flaw in your “jizz” theory…Since when was Edward Cullen a real man?
In more detail: Since when are fictional sparkling emo vampires considered anything close to a real man?
The other vampire should have left him die during WWI (Oh, here is my man card.).
No! He sparkles, lives in the forest, and is far too pretty. HE’S A FAIRY!!!!!!! XD
I believe that is an insult to faeries! LoL
im happy we cant see the lower body, though the face makes me wonder whats going on down there…
sparkly jiz?
LMFAOO
Totally saw that video, funniest thing ever!
he just ate a grape hahahaha
^Exactly.
So that’s what he’s really like!
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FISH. HE’S A NEWLY DISCOVERED SPECIES OF FISH.
Does he like fish sticks?
he likes fish d**ks
Like Kanye West. Edward Cullen is a gay fish…
Edward Cullen is the self proclaimed voice of our generation?
Justin Bieber claimed she was the voice of our generation. I would rather be deaf than have either of these two pussies represent me and my friends.
If your in beibers generation, get off the interwebs. He’s pedobear’s material.
Look everyone! It’s the very rare Sparkle Fish. Take a good look now kids, ’cause I’m eatin’ this’un fer dinner! Yeehaw!
Eww! Don’t put that thing in your mouth! You don’t know where it’s been! Spit out the Sparkle Fish right now!
gay fish yo
http://npappas13.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rainbow_fish.jpg
i totaly had that puzzle
Still hotter than that…thing (what is that, exactly?)
This is proof of “de-evolution.”
Good sir, as a fish I find that most offensive. Edward Cullen is no fish, but in fact a very strange pseudo-mammalian creature.
I thought he was a duck.
Damn, I meant Pattinson’s interpretation of the books.
I tried but only got fan sites. Any way you can link? Maybe put the URL in the “website” part under your e-mail?
I know. It’s sad. Too bad. He was good as Diggory, but as Cullen…
Yeah, he didn’t look as gay when he was Diggory.
Actually, he looked very… dead.
and that’s how he should have remained.
Isn’t he still dead? I mean, vampires aren’t really alive…
derrrrrrrrr…..
My lungs really do hurt from laughing!
yup
E-P-I-C W-I-N!
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
NO. WE MUST NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
omg dats me!!!!
ii looks so handsum :3
isnt i handusm oky haf to go now bie bie
WIN!!
Now, if you don’t mind, Robert, I have to do violent things to you now involving fire and broken sporks.
dont forget grenades and a funnel!
And hedge clippers!
I have no idea what you guys are planning, but I’ll bring the riding mower.
And I’ll donate a flamethrower and some gasoline! Just for the hell of it!
(Robert seriously creeps me out. At this library I go to, the head librarian is OBSESSED with Twilight. She has a life size Robert cut out. It follows you with its eyes! One day my friend and I were checking out some books, and my friend commented on the cut out. The librarian replied, and I quote, “Oh, isn’t he so hot?! I just wanna take him home and put him in my bed!” My friend and I were just like wtf?)
lol im still giggleing, the coments are just an added bonus
Lou Lou you should get that librarian checked out in hospital…or show her this picture, either way its for the best
She probably takes the cutout home to bed with her and then wakes up in the morning “Okay Edward honey, time to go to work.. but first… A QUICKIE!!”
Thanks for the visual.
Brb, cutting out my eyes thx.
And I’ll throw in a couple of wooden ducks and a girl scout cookie.
and i’ll come and watch…well maybe ill join in with a chainsaw and baseball bat…you guys already stated the good ones lol
I wish to appologize many many times to you. I wish to let you know not all of us Librarians like this crap…infact she might be the only one…I know your pain though theres a Bella and Edward poster in the Teen section where I work right next to the Manga…It has ruined manga for me forever…
I’m glad we had this talk.
Let’s never do it again..
XD
k thx bai
*sigh* the series would have been far more interesting had Edward looked like this.
“One of Edward’s topaz eyes was looking at me, the other looking FOR me.”
WIN!
ZING!
durr hurr
I laughed, hard.
I’m about to beat the longest laughing time record.
i laughed more for your comment than i did for the actual picture…i love you…
Omg!… can´t… stop… laughing hahahahaha, Oh god, that´s hilarious, I must show this to every Twilight fangirl I can find!
I feel your pain. I was laughing at this for 5 FULL MINUTES! My mom finally came in and asked me if i was on drugs.
this is just as bad. maybe even worse.
OMFG- LOVE LOVE love love LOVE to hate Twilight! Putting this next to my coworkers twilight calender at work. WIN!
wait….. “love love love love love”?!?!?! oh, wait. ” … to hate.” good almost had to destroy you.
YUP.
*lowers rifle* alright guys he said hate.
I happen to like all the Twilight stuff and i still think this is pretty funny, Just because it’s funny! You don’t have to hate on it, really! If you don’t you don’t but be nice =)
(my god… it’s a sane twilight fan. the single rarest creature on earth. no loud noises or sudden movements…)
There’s more of us that you think…..I loved the books. Tho I do agree with the fact that vampire don’t sparkle when they get in sunlight….they go boom.
why boom why not bang or poof or the spanish word for bang PAF sorry i just wanted a reason to put PAF but seriously its the spanish word for bang ha.
Your kind is so rare.
Not really. There’s a lot of sane Twilighters. You haters just group us all together in the ‘insane’ crowd even though there are a lot more normal fans than crazy ones.
The crazy ones stand out more.
You are out-voiced. and you don’t shout that twilight rocks. those that do are seen… and resented for being so near the human race.
Anime fans are exactly the same way! Also, the sane anime fans are pretty pissed at the rabid ones because they make us all look bad. Yaoi fangirls are the WORST about that. A lot of them are pretty cool… but THEN there’s the ones who read subtext into EVERYTHING. Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara, InuYasha, you name it, they’ll apply rule 34 to it and promptly NEVER SHUT UP.
Even non-anime things. Homestuck, Boxer Hockey, Harry Potter, and House have rabid Yaoi fangirls.
It’s bad enough I have to listen to you rant in real life, now I find you on here ranting at all the poor innocent people who never asked to be ranted at. Goodness gracious! You’re right, but still, no more ranting at people. K?
DUDE..
im another sane twilight fan.
i like the books, movies, and all the drama about it
and about the harry potter vs twilight crap too
cuz i like both twilight and harry potter
but harry potter is better
so all of this added up is one big form of amusement and entertainment for me! =D
so according to you all, vampires exist…?
….why can’t all twilight fans be like you? D:
Uh were actually not that rare at all. There’s a lot of us.
i am a sane twilight fan too. i love the books AND the movies, but this picture is f***ing hilarious. and the comments just make it better.
Oops…to late.
not tryin to be mean Tippy but i think ill be nicer once the girls stop obsessing over twilight and pick up a real book. But i do have to say that u are my favorite twilight fan Tippy cuz ur sane
He looks like Igor! Not the cartoon… the Frankenstein’s Igor.
What is it?
i love who ever took this pic lol me rikey
Thank you… genius
“TRUE FORM”
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA like if he were doing that face all the time.. Like he wokes up and does that funny face.. Arr.. I love that kind ov stupid titles..
Your true form: In the kitchen, doing dishes and cooking. Now hop to it!
OhMyGod! Poke it with a stick and run awaaaaaaaay!
I hate what the films did to the books… here’s my prime reason. *facepalm*
Actually, the movies did WONDERS for the book. Why?
The book is a poorly written piece of crap that isn’t even worthy of being used as toilet paper.
At least the movie has some decent graphics…. kinda…
^ was said by someone without an imagination. Books are *always* better than the movies. The movies left out soooo much information, pisses me off….
No, USUALLY.
The books were written as if by an eighth grader. Very choppy and just bad writing. And regrettably, I’ve read the first three, so I WOULD know, unfortunately. Luckily though, it didn’t waste too much of my life as I’m a quick reader and was able to move on to something better fairly soon after that crap, easing my mind of the godawfulness.
Unfortunately, the movies – well, the first one anyway, I haven’t yet seen the second and refuse to see that one or any of the others – are not any better. The acting in Twilight was ATROCIOUS. I did better acting in my (high school) freshman year Drama I class play. Seriously, that was just BAD acting.
I read all of them. I have to agree it was pretty bad.
Excuse me? I find that highly offensive. I AM an eighth grader, and I write MUCH better than that, thankyouverymuch.
agreed, we 8th graders are FAR better writers than stephanie meyers.
(for the MOST part, anyways)
I’m in 9th as of this summer. I’ve been told that I’m a better writer than many authors. I hope that doesn’t count authors like Stephanie. Because that’s just insulting.
Let me sum it up :
Stephanie needs to visit a psychiatrist. Also needs to retake pre-k through college.
i think stephanie meyers is a great writer. i HATE reading, i’m not into books much at all, but i loved the Twilight series.
Go suck d*** you flippin retard. She’s just plain idiotic. She deserves death.
Now now, Blurp. We can’t skewer the illiterate masses who’ve never known any literature BUT Twilight. Can you blame Miranda for falling for Ferdinand? Exactly.
(Wait, what?)
“i HATE reading, i’m not into books much at all, but i loved the Twilight series”
One: I find it very amusing that you neglected to capitalize I in your sentence but you didn’t forget to capitalize Twilight, It makes it seem like you value Twilight over yourself…
Two: Not enjoying reading is probably the reason why you like it so much. for someone who doesn’t read well It’s easy because of the horrendous lack of detail in her writing, for anyone who’s at least a little bit literate its grossly lacking in Character plot and just basic story plot. For God’s sake Bella could be a polish fisherman and we would never know…
over a year later i finally check the responses to my comment.
regarding your first point, i wouldn’t value something such as a movie over myself, especially not the Twilight series. i don’t even love it any more, but i do still like it.
i’ve simply fallen into the habit of not capitalizing the first letter of a sentence or an “i” when i’m just typing comments online, but i still feel the need to capitalize names, places, and titles. i’m not sure why. maybe i should get out of this habit.
second, i can read just fine, i just don’t usually enjoy picking up a book and reading in my free time. i read the series when i was 14, fresh out of middle school, which was 3 years ago. i didn’t know as much about what makes literature good or bad. hmm, maybe if i re-read the series i’d think differently of it…
and i may not have read many books in my life, but i have read a good one or two, like The Giver.
Hey, I wrote far better than that as an eighth grader! I had a couple really really s**tty characters, but at least a command of more than three adjectives.
I agree, Except for the part about the moovie being good. everything was crap.
Yeah, the movies are never as good as the book, VIZ Eragon. they BUTCHERED it. ive never seen twilight myself but ive seen dracula… and i dont think he sparkled…
After watching Eragon i went to sleep and cried. they destroyed the series beyond repair for me.
I just burned my copies. . . pored grape on them to put it out then watched the ants slowly rip it apart. Now THAT’s entertainment.
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH GRAPE JUICE!!!!!!!!!
You sir, have a great imagination. I agree with southafricanbootysex. KILL IT WITH GRAPE JUICE!
hahahhahhahahahahaha southafriacanbootysex is my new favorite word.
Lies! It makes excellent toilet paper!
Michelle Trachtenberg was almost Bella… then we’d have a Bella with facial expressions. She might’ve been able to give her a PERSONALITY.
I think my lungs have melted
I really want to know what context he was making this face in…
“So Mr. Pattinson, tell us what you think of your fangirls.”
That’s probably what he was being asked.
I would’ve just thrown a chair across the room, personally.
Actually vampires come in all forms and shapes. In Russia instead of fangs they have sharp, pointed tongues. In China they are corpses covered in mold and other fungi. Most European vampires have long, sharp, curling fingernails.
Also Lucian LaCroix could kick Edward’s butt.
Yes and that there are also psychic vampires…
Who can be human unintentional/intentional, or completely non-physical.
Off topic but…uh…Hi XANA…
YOU SIR WIN THE INTERNET FOR NOTICING THAT
DD
In My country here, Malaysia, our vampire is ‘female’ called ‘Pontianak’. and she suck blood of first pregnant-ladies… she has long hair, long claws, long fangs… and wearing white tattered robe…. and she screams..
Dude, I think that’s a banshee
dude….. thats kesha
I’m sorry, but I hafta say this, I love you so much for this. That was hilarious. XD
you just made my day… xD
No, dude it’s a Witch from L4D, obviously…
And Alucard would whip whoever Lucian is.
You just made my day X3
Anything with the capability to move could kick Edward Cullen’s sparkly ass.
Don’t forget Lilith and the Succubi! And perhaps Cuca of Brazil.
And in fangirl world, Vampires are sexy men who want them, but still have gay tendencies like not wanting sex, sparkling, ect.
And I second the Alucard comment. Alucard could kill anybody. Period.
I’m gay and I dont sparkle, I rarely ect. and I love sex…
True. But. I do not believe any of these vampires “sparkle”
Hahahaha, this is humor!
OMG it’s a DORK FISH!
Yeea Bill Engvall
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
HE PROBABLE READ THAT MUSLIMS WORNT TERRORISTS AND THATS HIS LAUGHING FACE
…whut?
We todd ed Edwod.
You, sir/madame, are made entirely of pure, unprocessed win.
Vampires do not technically exist actually
If they existed, the woods, and sparkling, is not what I’d expect.
AHAHAH!!!
But they do!!!
olden time vampires=modern day anemics!!!!
It’s a need for lots of iron in the blood stream…
That’s a fail at attempting to relate that illness with vampirism.
The disease is real, but rare. While on the other hand: no vampires exist, nor ever existed.
If they had: they would’ve killed themselves after viewing this picture. They could not stand the burden of being forver having to be known as an affiliation with this flaming, sparkly cupcake-y 1337-wannabe-vampire of f*** f**** failness.
Actually, hate to burst your bubble, SystemCrisis. But, vampires do exist in the modern world, they’re every where when you fully contemplate the situation.. Vampires are what people would call predators, but in a sense, that would make every one a vampire, one way or another. Be it they drink blood, suck people’s trust-funds, or even manipulate the other being. Therefore, vampires do exist, no matter if you believe in them or not.. Also, vampiric tendencies are all over. There are people who drink blood, much like there are cannibals.
Anemia, rare? :/ Fail on you, ninety percent of the women you know are probably anemic but unaware.
Vamps don’t exist? Ridiculous! Next you’re going to tell me that zombies and living skeletons don’t do choreographed dance numbers!
<3 Hart. XD
this is made of pure win!
freakin genius!
haha!
LMFAO!!!! I have to show this to every twilight fan back at school!!!!!!!! XD looks like he had one of those really big farts!!!
Admit it, we all tried to make this face after seeing it
yes. yes we did. unfortunately, as retarded as this picture looks, you have to admit that it takes SKILL to make a face like that, and even more to hold it for more than half a second without busting out laughing yourself.
yes, this is the one thing about him I envy. D:
DERP…
confirming the obvious..
YES
it’s WIN.
derpderpderp
every time i even think about this picture i begin to involuntarily chuckle. words cannot do this image justice. except one:
derp
LMFAO i cannot stop laughin ;L x
I didn’t think it was possible to laugh so much over a picture. Pattison has proved me wrong.
He’s going to need to sparkle now, to hide that hideous face.
I’m soo scared. Pattinson is a fish. Ok, I’m laughing now
lrl. usually, people who sparkle are gaylords. lrl anyways, whts the big deal with twilight? i read the book, it was one of the most crappy hours of my liffe. stupid.
LRL HES A FISH!
Harry Potter > Voldemort
Cedric Diggery < Voldemort
Edward Cullen = Cedric Diggery
See, I think the best part of this picture is not the picture itself, but the hilarious comments underneath. XD
so true.
what the hell was he doing when this was taken that would make a face like that???
Lol, I knew he was gay, with problems.
If you thought he looked like an infected toe, now he looks like a frog on crack.
Well, he at least has Bella or whoever played her,’s teeth now.
The big beaver teeth
:B
I wonder what drug Stephanie Meyer was on when she made the book…
whatever it is, she needs to share.
wait.
scratch that.
she needs to vaporize it and destroy all remnants of its existence.
So Andross you show your true form!…………If you played Star Fox 64 you’ll get the reference
OMG WIN! I think I love you.
I think even if we haven’t played Star Fox 64, we’d get the reference, seeing how you pretty much told us where it’s from.
honestly, i was pissed when i had to get rid of my N64, so last year i went out and bought myself another. got Star Fox of course, many fond memories indeed
HOLY CRAP!
Effing hilarious, man.
This looks like one of my imaginary friends from the second grade.
omg, this made me laugh so hard
derp ruined it
http://86rabbit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/vorvon.jpg
Now THAT is a real vampire.
He sports a mono-brow and everything.
WIN!!
Actually, the original vampire lore had neither sparkling nor burning. If one goes back to the original vampire lore, before Dracula, before even Carmella, there was a penny novella called Varny the Vampyr written in 1608. Around fifteen pages, it is virtually unknown, except for those who REALLY do their research. And yes, when I saw this photo, I laughed so hard that I started crying. I almost want to know HOW he made his eyes do that.
that’s hilarious.
Cedric Sucked at being a Wizard so he died, moved to Forks and became a Sparkly vampire =\
and failed at that too
jelousy is a terrible thing, bet it was a damn ugle man who put this up
Bet you’re 12, seeing how you can’t spell.
Jealousy*
ugly*
Also, there should be a semicolon after “thing” and a period at the end of the sentence.
On another note, what would we be jealous of? Clearly, Derp up there fits the bill for “ugle man”.
Hello, Grammar Nazi, “derp” is not a proper noun. <3
i just sat and stared……….after 10 long silent minutes i passed out 5 minutes later from hard laughter poor poor me
yeah…jealous….uh-huuuuh……you mean you?
Now all we need is someone to get him out of the closet..I mean, pond.
ha thats true
i hate twilight
bram stoker is turning over in his grave
you can transform a fish in a vampire but you can’t transform a vampire into a fish,ohh wait edward just do that ^^
…. What did they do to him!!!!!!!
im thinking, he looks better this way.
lmao! yea hes a cutie! DX
he looks cuter than he normal does
seriously whenever i see this i laugh SO hard
AAAND the winner of the lifetime Darwin award for biggest failed actor of all-time goes too…. *drumroll*
CAPTAIN DERP!
I think he just read new moon…
you people need to SHUT TO F*** UP.
dude. just because we’re not twilight fans doesnt make us wrong. freedom of speech hombre. we dont like twilight. this picture is hilarious. theres no real way to stop the train now.
man twilight sucks. You need to shut the f*** up. You poor insane twilight bastard *shakes head*
You sir have just lost the game….of LIFE in general
you sir are an insane twilight fan.
there’s no harm in making fun of the picture. in fact most of these comments are hilarious. personally i don’t like when people diss the books, and i think the movies are good, but this picture is f***ing hilarious.
you should start being a sane twilight fan like me.
Hehe, It makes me think this: HurrHurr I’ma Dork Fish.
“Hey Edward! Bella said it wasnt working out… sorry”
It’s la CUPACABRA!
Next Twilight Alucard is played by Edward and Edward is played by Alucard and background tree is played by BLADE.
Regarding the “Jizz in Pants” theory…
This musta taken place right after the third book when Bella said no to sex. He had been waiting what, a hundred years for it?
SO
To let of some steam, he wanted to jack off to the the million-plus underage bodies of teenager girls that worship the buggers he drools, (DERP). They held a convention for his big moment of release, but they had to mic him so that his moans, (“DERP”, because although he was written to be linguistically awesome… he isn’t in the films at all. Hence the retargasm.), could be heard over the fangirl screams of ecstasy.
OMG THAT IS SO TRUE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AND CAN’T STOP…TOTALLY MY NEW BACKGROUND
Opened the window and i JIZZED in my pants
I wonder what made him make this face………
not funny I know just curious
its true i saw this pic and my lings hurt from laffing
he saw bella enter the room, smelled her and in the words of incredibad, jizzed in his pants
awesome picture
i dont get why youd wanna kill someone for making a movie you dont like
wasted energy to heap pointless death threats if you ask me
how the hell did he get his friggin eyes like that?
OMFG!!!!!!! Perfect picture. It reveals him truely.
looks like eddie just got kicked in the vag…
I`m suprised that the twitards haven`t commented and raped our eyes with their fanspeak yet. Yet.
That was the reaction I had when I read the books. I was so naive to actually think that they would get better. I`ll never get that time wasted back.
I better print out so many of this and then stick them on as wallpaper for the rooms of people who are insanely obsessed with him. I would have the pleasure to see the golden facial expressions of those people who see so many of this, looking at them from every corner imaginable!
guys guys guys. How could everyone have missed this? He’s making that face because the evil eye behind him is using telepathic powers to make him look as lame as he really is (this picture was taken before he was fully transformed)
I wonder how would Twilight would be if the head of Mr. Sparkle from The Simpsons was instead of the head of this sparkly gay vampire/fish dude… I would pay to see that…
He jizzed. In his pants.
HA!
HA! twilight sucks anyway, so im all fer it!!!! XDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DERP
Wouldn’t it go better as, “Ahhh, DERP, oh god.. I just.. JIZZED! Bella, look!” Yeah.. So much better..
is that photoshopped??? or is he really a fish XD
Wow, a mid speech picture. Hilarious.
i am about to die
*20 seconds later*
R.I.P. anonymous person
cause of death: suffocation due to excessive laughter from staring at this picture
WANTED: edward cullen
REASON: murder of a minor
DEAD OR ALIVE
REWARD: $1,000,000,000,000
WIN!
Total win! ROTFLMFAO! Dying inside just isn’t enough for you Edward Cullen. Now you have to kill people too. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN!!!
no, wanted DEAD. VERY, VERY DEAD.
More dead that he “is”.
*dead*
I tried to watch twilight.
I laughed.
Then I saw this.
I died.
my girl friend tried to make me watch and read the twilight series, then i broke up with her.
Did you know that laughing for extended periods of time can cause death? (falls to ground dead)
I nearly choked on my Doritos laughing at this! x] My throat hurts now… :[
Harry Potter > Voldemort
Voldemort > Cedric Diggory
Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen
Therefore:
Harry Potter > Edward Cullen
Simple Math
I love Twilight (but hate Edward.) & I think this is the funniest damn thing ever.
I love Twilight (and hate Edward. Yes there are Twilight fans that don’t like Edward.) and I think this is the funniest damn thing ever.
Team Jacob, huh?
Why is he alive? Why hasn’t Akasha or Lestat killed him yet?
i sent this to my twilight obsessed gf and she dumped me the next day…
There, there, you didn’t need her anyway. I just hope you aren’t feeling too sad that you didn’t dump HER.
She (Edward) is having problems laying her eggs. once they have been laid all shall be well *slurrp*
Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop
Form of… I don’t even know….
My actual first thought was “how does a buck-tooth vampire feed?”
Personally, both sides are bad. while they both have sane people (I F**K*NG hate that stuff!!) and i may be one of them, some of us are either loud and obnoxious (I totally know i am), or just against/for it cus our friends think its cool. now for more bias
saying most twilight fans are sane is like saying most humans have gills. your lucky you were one of the ones that got bitten by a radioactive… fish? i mean… if spider-man…
I think, that dracula just hit him in the face.
My lungs hurt from laughing at the comments more than the picture. The piture just scares me.
so many comments! did you know that in the movie FRED with fred figglehorn he meets his other half called derf awfully similar to derp what does derp even mean?>
OMG, why are men so jealous of this fictional character? I just realized that the internet is ablaze with men slamming him and ranting about ‘setting standards too high’…. LOL! This is ridiculous coming from the gender that spawned the likes of Playboy…. how’s that for setting a standard too high?
Derp.
Oh god..can’t…breathe…laughing too hard.
Breathe..breathe…
Can you really die from laughing too hard??I mean..man I can’t even see the screen from the tears in my eyes. Not only did the picture have me in stitches but all of these comments..hey it’s just not fair guys I’m trying to breathe here!
Hello I am another sane Twilight fan, still trying to breathe.
I did enjoy the books quite a bit ( don’t kill me please. I’m normally a Fantasy/Sci-Fi reader but I liked the romance. I plead temporary insanity.) but even I can see the flaws in both the books and the movie. (Like Edward’s Elvis hair and giant busy eyebrows..WTF?) Still I don’t think Stephanie was that bad of a writer, I’ve read worse trust me.
Thanks for the photo. I think sometimes some females just go a little bit overboard with the Edward worshiping. This puts in some perspective.
I have no problem with anyone bashing it, everyone their own opinion.
So guys..go ahead bash away. The sane Twilight fans can take it, or we don’t deserve to be called fans.
As for him, I think he’s cute when he doesn’t have Elvis hair and the eyebrows from the black lagoon. Especially when he doesn’t look like…god what on earth made him make a face like that? His eyes are going in two different directions…hell man is that even possible?
Trying to remember how to breathe.. god my lungs hurt.
dude soon as i saw this i could not stop laughing ps he sparkles now the man derps evolution sucks
Twilight, you’ll always be doing to wrong
hahaha this makes me laugh. TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!!!
he looks like my ex bf in a way
Can’t breath anymore.
It only makes me laugh harder that people actually disliked this.
Edward elric aint got nothin on edward cullen.
TRYING-NOT-TO-DIE-OF-LAUGHTER!!
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