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lol..kinda true xP
It can’t be unseen… not that I wanted it to.
My, I giggled about how that candy stuff looks like sex toys even before I read the text. Does that make me old? Or is it because of eating too much lighthouse candy
“Lighthouse candy”? This was the cheap vending machine candy I remember seeing outside of supermarkets and check-cashing places.
And I think the cheap candy/sex toy comparison is appropriate, considering that there exists edible underwear (bras, panties, and male thongs) made from the same material as the candy necklaces.
Lighthouse candy: http://www.beyondsatire.us/files/gummi_lighthouses.jpg
Oh, *that* lighthouse candy. My bad. I thought you meant candy sold at a lighthouse.
the funny thing is, they actually make gummy penis candy. I’ve seen it for sale in a legitimate, non sexual candy shop.
Those are suppose to be actual light houses moron…
I like the gummy penises better. It makes for a harder fail.
male thongs *shudder* as if mankinis aren’t bad enough…
You mean SUGAR was used to make CANDY and EDIBLE clothing items? *GASP!*
Gee. And all this time I’ve been using whipped cream on the girls. My bad.
Handcuffs? They’re not handcuffs, they’re quite clearly cock rings.
Agreed, they must not have gotten the this months new issue of Edible Sex Toys.
I’d make a case for the ‘handcuffs’ also looking a bit like cock rings; those bumpy things above the hole look like they could be for clitoral stimulation.
Now children, can anybody say “yeast infection?”
YEAST INFECTION!
Very good…
Wow.. I didn’t think of Cock rings (I’m ashamed of myself slightly)
Do we all subconsciously want to see sex toys in candy shops? I guess as adults walking in to a sex store may hold that excitement similar to one we once had going to the candy store…
“If you are pervert
there is no way you can get it out of your mind”
I totally thought of a cock ring instead of handcuffs too….
wow this actually destroyed the last year of my innocent childhood……thnks
Had to happen sooner or later…
i just bought 2 bags of that candy for my 3 year olds bday party grab bags
HA! I didnt think of hand cuffs when I saw that,and perhaps its the sex industry making things that look like candy rather than candy stores making candy look like sex toys. or the sex industry controls everything… DAM*!!
They sell these at Toys R Us in Australia LOL
I wasn’t thinking handcuffs, I was thinking c**k rings. O_o
I’m going to have a sweet ass. XD