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The Rules Of Math

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  1. Jakob says:

    MS PAINT
    Kills every picture

    DIVIDE BY ZERO
    It’s overused

  2. Roger H. says:

    Yes, 0|everything but nothing|0.

  3. -=RubberduckY=- says:

    Sooo… Why didn’t save the hassle and apply L’hopital’s rule?

  4. KZN02 says:

    Besides, isn’t the answer “undefined” for anything divided by zero?

    • sjerries says:

      Yeah, I was already sorta wondering why the book had multiple pages.

    • Gizmondo says:

      No it’s not, we have the case of undefined when zero is divided by zero. Dividing by zero is under the category of impossible. Otherwise if you do, you’ll find yourself in some terrain that hardly resembles anything like math.

    • Max says:

      Actually, no, if you divide anything by 0 it’s infinity that’s why I don’t get these, it’s just not that funny man.

  5. Leak says:

    Kinda looks like a job for Dexter Morgan – then again the guy now missing his head kinda looks like Dexter…

  6. soulless1 says:

    sum=(omega)

  7. Edvinas says:

    photoshopped!

  8. Nickc says:

    wow way to joke kill yall take the joke way to far with the whole undefined stop trying to look cool it was funny deal with it.

  9. Jami says:

    There’s only two people who can divide by zero. Chuck Norris and the man who taught him how, Bruce Campbell.

    • Sparrow says:

      Don’t forget that in Soviet Russia, zero divides you.

      • Jami says:

        Soviet Russia doesn’t exist anymore. Update the joke to Red China or someplace else where they still have communism.

        • biggles1 says:

          china is sort of semi communist-semi capitalist so that leaves north korea. yay.

          • Jami says:

            What about Vietnam? Didn’t we fight a war there to stop communism from spreading to the whole country but gave up/lost? And how about Cuba? Last I looked they were communists too.

            • HappyVegemite says:

              Yeah but Cuba has better healthcare than the US and besides Putin is doing what he can to ensure Soviet Russia still exists :)

              • Jami says:

                No it doesn’t. Actually America’s current health care system is superior. People from other countries come here for treatment and doctors move here because they’re freer to actually treat their patients. Why do you think one of the reasons we have so many people trying to escape from Cuba? Because our current health care system is better.

                Though we do need to overhaul HMOs and I think plastic surgery should be covered by insurance. But other then that, our government needs to stop trying to force socialized medicine on us.

                • Randominsanity says:

                  Really? So what your telling me is that you’d rather live in a flawed system paying massive amounts of money for medical insurance and operations when I living in Canada pay through taxes and don’t have massive medical bills, the chance of being rejected for insurance and quick and easy access to cheap pharmaceutical drugs? I’m just trying to get your backwards logic correct.

                • The Amazing Rando says:

                  Oh God, not the health care thing. Please not the health care thing.

                  • Squirrel says:

                    BUT IF THE COMMUNISTS TAKE OVER OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM, THE DOCTORS WILL EAT OUR BABIES

                    really.. how did this go from a simple (fatal) math error to the evils of socialist health care (really I could care less.. TANSTAAFL)

  10. foxmaiden says:

    I loled for real. Epically funny.

  11. Blah, says:

    There is so much wrong with that.

  12. Lummox JR says:

    MS Paint should earn an automatic disqualification. I’ve seen some crappy Photoshop attempts in my time but at least in Photoshop it’s hard to come up with anything THAT bad.

  13. bibimom says:

    Next Christmas present for dumb MIL! xD

  14. Jami says:

    See, I don’t get this one anyway. When I was a kid in the 80s the teachers said, “Anything multiplied by zero is zero and the same is true for division. “Zero goes into any number zero times. So the answer is always zero.”

    Very simple.

    • Squirrel says:

      Yes well your teachers were probably on pot or something like that so their word can’t be trusted. Now for some basic math:
      6/3 = 2 because it takes 2 threes to make a six
      1/0 = undefined because no matter how many 0s you add together, you will never get to 1

      • Me! says:

        Some people just stop taking math before they get to real numbers (R), which include rational and irrational numbers. Not many get to C, because that’s when stuff gets a ‘little’ more complicated.

        This is why the poster works for most of us.

  15. IISMTA says:

    thank you to those who dont hate this picture. I uploaded and i was looking for something funny. so could y’all please cut the math chat and lol or don’t lol. Thank you and have a math free day

  16. camo says:

    chuck norris can divide by zero

  17. ROFL says:

    ROFLICIOUS

  18. Goose says:

    Wow… i cant believe im the first one to say this… BOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!

  19. Me! says:

    Division by zero literally proves that numbers are abstracts. Unless you have a real divisor the dividend has no meaning, therefore no reason to exist.

  20. Colton says:

    Dividing by zero: A debate for moronic mathematical failures.

  21. captkayoss says:

    now dont get me wrong the divide by zero is funny, but its not as world ending as you think. if we take 100 and divide by 2, its 50. divide by 1 and its 100, divide by 1/2 its 200. etc etc. getting the picture? 0 zero is well zero, and the closer you get to zero the larger the number becomes, therefore divide by zero = infinity. job done, move on.

  22. Bella says:

    i just divided by zero and my calculator said divide by zero and im kinda scared

  23. dumbdumb says:

    I have no idea what any of you said.

    But I felt compelled to read the whole string.


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