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don’t you hate when the feminazis ruin such a classic wet dream
Feminazi shall now be synonymous with a Femme Hitler.
Hitlery Clittin
Blasphemy! Get those clothes out of here.
In the name of the Lord Internet Almighty, I send you, clothing demon, back to the pit of hell!!!!
…and don’t have huge fake boobs.
Whom are you referring to? (I’m sincerely curious)
He’s referring, Anna, to every other fantasy-adventure film wherein the men are almost always fully dressed and armored and the women are invariably in tiny steel bikinis and have enormous ugly plastic balloons attached to their chests.
Don’t forget about the stelleto metal boots.
Awww, i like those women… ): Make me think life was a little sweeter back in the old age.
and still look good.
Actually, they don’t have boobs at all…
http://2k3hd.com/nucleus/media/1/20071216-Miranda%20Otto2.jpg
Miss Otto has lovely breasts, TieV, and what she lacks inside her shirt she more than makes up for by being stupefyingly beautiful and also FRICKING AWESOME in the movies.
Witch King: “No man can kill me, now die!”
Eowyn: “I am Eowyn of Rohan, and I am NO MAN!” ::kills his undead ass deader::
I think I love you XD
Awesome moment.
whoop! actual person with a sword!
hope she runs u thru rahowa
Yeah its chicks with bow arrows that never do… a lot of times the ones with swords have at least some type of armor
Amiable post and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you for your information.
You can get credit for this in college? Really? Boy college really isn’t what it used to be. Also, assignment has only one E, and your second sentence is missing a few things, like a subject and a conjunction. Come to think of it the first sentence is incomplete and I think you meant ‘entry’ rather than enter. Sorry, I’m not trying to be snarky, I am truly just flabbergasted. If English is your second language, please accept my apologies.
What about girl college?
And she’s prettier than most of the women who don’t.
ah, that’s because the usual distraction plot (aka fight naked) is probably not working on nazgul..
LotR win!
Some of them wear actual clothes because they’re pasty, butt ugly, annorexic skeletor look alike’s.
Or… because they have more self-respect than to go around parading every inch of skin just to make fanboys happy.
No, it’s for the cash, and attention and confidence, especially when they’re not a typical flabby, pasty, ugo who’s into the whole medieval crap. But I guess self-respect is good, cause women aren’t going to get ir from anyone else.
I’ll have to go with II on this one, she IS pretty pasty and skullfaced looking to me.
You would be, too, if your father was possessed, your brother was dead, and the guy you had a crush on was (a) taken and (b) about to go commit suicide.
I still think this chick is epic on many levels.
Hot chick = epic
Swords = epic
And functional clothes in battle = epic.
Éowyn is the hottest thing in LotR. Aragaorn is a fool to choose that pointy-eared skank over her!
Verily.
If i were Aragorn, i would try to make some kind of arrangement between the three of us..
And that’s why you are not Aragorn.
So if you had the chance to nail both Eowyn and Arwen, you say you wouldn’t take that chance?
Lol geek threesomes.
Arwen is 2901 years old and still has the looks of Liv Tyler.
(I googled the age and yes, I do know she is Liv Tyler).
But in this LotR world, with over 2800 years of experience I bet she can do stuff with her mouth you cant even imagine. Besides that shes a freaking Elf she can bring all kinds of magic to the bedroom. I would go for Arwen.
She turned human when she married Aragorn. She was not actually full-blooded Elf, she was about 1/4 Human, and had to make a choice–go to Elvenhome with her father and be an Elf forever, or marry Aragorn and become human. She chose the latter–she loved him so much she gave up immortality for him. And people say that romance is dead!
“… she gave up immortality for him…”
“… romance is dead…”
I lol’d.
Damn that made me laugh so hard.
Love ya, BAW, but she didn’t turn human. She just gave up her full Elvish immortality. She and Aragorn married in 3019, Elrond left for Valinor in 3021 (Third Age.) This departure marked the end of the Thid Age. Aragorn ruled well and wisely, then died after 210 years of life and 122 years of reign.
The implication of her death by mortality is, in fact, subject to debate. Tolkien tells us that “they are ‘immortal’ but not ‘eternal;’ their existence is “measured by the duration in time of Earth.” (Tolkien, Letters 204) However, with the introduction of evil into the world, death came into the picture and marred Eru’s plan for the Elves. “The Elves were not subject to disease, but they could be ‘slain’: that is their bodies could be destroyed, or mutilated so as to be unfit to sustain life.” (Tolkien, Letters 286) They can also die of grief–essentially, give up on life. For the Elves, however, ‘death’ is not a true death; the fëa never leaves the world. Instead, it flees to the halls of Mandos, where it may rest and find release from the weariness of the world.
The connection here, with Arwen dying one (1) year after Aragorn of bitter grief in the wilderness, is that unlike other elves slain or dead of grief, her fëa, or soul, did not go to Mandos’ halls, but rather, beyond those halls to the same unknown end as Mortal men.
In summation (tl;dr), Arwen was about 50% Elf; her mother was full Elf and Elrond, as we know, is the Half-Elven. She gave up her immortal soul, rather than her immortal lifespan, and died (arguably) of grief rather than age or violence.
end of the Third* Age.
“Some of them wear actual clothes”
Which is why you never find Eowyn on top of favorite Middle Earth character lists.
WHAT THE FU…oh, you mean dat sword…