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Looks like the weapons display at the airport. The one of things you’re NOT allowed to bring on the plane.
From what I’ve heard if it’s below 2 inches it’s not an issue.
I think it’ll still be prohibited. I once had dull scissors with around 2-inch blades confiscated.
I once saw the security spending half hour searching a lady’s bag to throw away her nail clipper.
That’s not strange compared to when mt cousin got deployed to Iraq. Airport security let them bring aboard their M16s and their bayonets, but took away their nail clippers.
*my
That’s a bit personal, isn’t it?
ZING!
That’s what she said.
That’s not what your mom said last night
That’s what /I/ said.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Eff! I didn’t read all the posts before posting! Broke my own rule…I fail. My bad.
No silly !! That’s your penis they’re talking about. Under 2″ isn’t going to bother ANYBODY !!!
that’s what she said…
If perhaps you are an emo terrorist…
seriously hilarious
Meh. Somehow, I don’t find self harm and suicide funny
Neither do i….but those emos sure love it. emos by themselves are funny.
Stereotyping is hilarious. I’m gona go ahead and place you in the “overweight, bible thumping, judgemental, angry at society because you were ‘picked on’ in high school” category since…I can. See how fun this is?
Please emo kid, do it already.
win.
actually it is funny….. nevertheless i still hate emos
I was picked on all the effing time but i grew some nuts and kept going some people are just cowardly idiots who dont feel like defying the world, also i find this friggin halrious
I think that’s called “growing up”, some people, like you and I, and a few others, still try that route, but it went out of style about the same year Disney released “Bambi”.
I don’t think it’s funny either.
It’s a good thing that humor is relative. What you find funny, someone else might not… and vice versa…
In other words…
No one gives a sh$%
Most emos are into cutting themselves as a “way of expressing pain” or some such nonsense.
In all seriousness I had a friend in high school who’d cut herself. She would also burn herself. Her parents fought all the time, mom would never cook, they lived on fast food. She seemed to get normal once her parents divorced.
But it is fun to make fun of emos. They’re like whiny versions of goths. And both groups don’t seem to realize that they all look alike and their way of life is dead after Twilight.
I realized my so called way of life was death after Twilight, that’s why I stopped wearing black altogether.
That, and the damned clothes were just too hot and velvety to be comfortable.
Jami, your nonsense never ceases to amaze me. Get a life. Quit speaking. Not just online either. You’re friends/fam will thank me.
Glad your friend “got normal” since you are apparently the authority on the norm.
God help anyone in your life that doesn’t fit your cookie cutter (no pun intended) image or the “normal” person.
Im pretty sure most people will agree with Jami that being emo isn’t the norm so cool your bonner.
I’m pretty sure the word “boner” has one n, not two. Additionally, I’m also pretty sure that being emo has become the norm. I believe this change also happened post-twilight. But in any event, I’m 100% positive that it IS INDEED still fun to pick on emos. Wow that’s a weird word to pluralize…
Post Twilight? I think you’ll find that the ‘emo’ look has been popular for a number of years before Twilight came into the spotlight.
But then again, I suppose people didn’t really notice them before that and are just using Twilight as another way to bash a bunch of people that all like the same thing.
Want to do the same with Harry Potter? Resident Evil? Or even Avatar?
My kind already gets bashed for Harry Potter! And I’m not even one of the Potter nerds, I’m a Tolkien nerd.
You don’t cut anymore though? I hope not it really is horrible to see people cut their selves
Ah, fast food. The reason we’re all in pain.
AFI (Davey Havok’s definition being Aw F*** It) You need to seriously learn. I effing hate twilight and I am emo and GOTH is something different and I know Goths… REAL goths, that is, don’t appreciate Twilight either. Come on,Sparkly. It ruins the beauty of darkness! And look, there really is beauty in darkness. You just can’t see it because of your stupid stereotypes.
Okay so I’m really more like a Deathrocker who does cut themself but it doesn’t have anything to do with that idiot movie. I wish that was never invented, it ruins Vampires for most people. So all haters can take that and then go listen to “The Last Kiss” by AFI and see if you still find it funny. Good day.
I can’t see beauty in darkness cos, well I can’t see anything in darkness.
You can see beauty in the darkness, you just don’t look far enough. Just like some people find peace in choas. To be honost I find light in the darkness and I find happiness in my own pain. Twilight is soo over rated I mean vampires don’t sparkel, they f**ing burn to ash in light. They are justa bunch of fairies. Stereotypes are retared and not all emos cut themselves, I will admit I have (and still do) but I know a few that do not. So get the f**over it
lazy monkey you have made my day.
With some girls, that’s the beauty.
haha silly emo/goth…. wathever kind of pathetic b**ch you are, you and all your freinds(2 i guess) cant see in the dark, and then again VAMPIRES ARE GAY. you look like one. so your gay….. understand?
Wtf That song blows. Hard. QQ suicide, you never have a reason to kill yourself you emos. Get the f*** over it, life sucks for everyone not just you. And its not ‘Deathrocker’ It’s Death Metalhead at best.
You, kind sir, are an Emo.
No f***in s**t he did say that.
Neither do I… I Find it Hilarious.
Funny in an Edward Gorey kind of way – once I figured out that those weren’t part of a Tinkertoy set. Even brunettes have blonde moments…
Blonde is a state of mind, not a hair color.
oh sure, pick on the emos
and you wonder why they think they’re inadequate
I agree Vince. Stereotyping at it’s best. “You don’t look/think/act like me so you’re wrong.” These morons think they have life all figured out. Talk to an “emo” kid. Get to know them. Reach out to the kid that sits alone.
Oh wait, you’re too worried about what your “friends” think about you. Idiot. People like Jami who think “it’s fun to make fun of…” when she looks like an overweight, overage, over confident troll herself. Pathetic.
i have an emo friend he used to cut and burn himself but he stopped when he realised it got him no attention at all not even “are you ok” after a week so he brightened up again and is back to bein an alright guy
There is a difference between someone suffering from depression and trying to harm themselves, and an someone doing it for attention. (Usually emo being the latter, but sometimes the two DO overlap.)
OK, this gets on my nerves. Just because you’re emo, doesn’t mean you cut. Just because you cut, doesn’t mean you’re emo.
Silly dumbass, thought you knew everything.
Go cry, emo kid.
Go puke up your lunch fatass.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry.
At my school, I only know one of the so called “emos” that even cries.
The dark thing… ok I will give you that.
Bwahahaha! Anna obviously has daddy issues.
Shut up. You go cry. I’m not emo, and I cut. Yeah, what now? HELL YEAH, I CUT. I have scars all over, but guess what? I’m NOT EMO!! WHOOP-DE-FRICKIN-DO! You are a narrow, self-absorbed person made bold by the fact that you cannot see the people you are hurting or the effects you have on them.
at least … you now now that you have choice
It’s bad, tought. Don’t have to cut yourself 
It’s never fun 
Either way if you are emo or cut yourself, you still fail at life miserably.
If you judge others rather than try to make a positive change in their life/the world you fail worse.
In that case I would suggest that you have failed.
so true
HA suck it Coco
Cry more, idiot. Emo kids are worthless little kids whether they cut themselves or cause any self-harm or not. As such, they are a fair target for ridicule. Why do you think most emo kids are 13-14 year olds? Because they smarten up once they reach a different age. However, they either, then, turn into a scene kid or a hipster/indie kid. Both of which suck almost as much as emo kids do.
Omg, why do you post this now? This one is like 3 years old!!!
And while you’re at it, little Emokid, stop crossing the road and go down the lane for once…
Rid the world from your pesky, insignificant presence.
Love teasing emokids =D
Bet you do. You’re so cool. I hope I can be just like you someday.
Me too…
These responses, tolerance FAIL
Sense of humor FAIL
Ignorance WIN
-facepalm @ above comment while muttering-… what a complete moron … WIN
Sense of humor, yes, I have one. Is picking on someone just because they are different from you funny? No.
I sometimes wonder if emos realize just how amusing they are…
Not nearly as amusing as close minded people are, I assure you that. I laugh at everyone living inside their little hole of a life. I’m not emo, never have been, never will be. You all that think it’s “wrong” or “stupid” have issues though.
Wow II, you are just shredding up these comments aren’t you?
People cut themselves in order to feel control over pain. Most of these people have severe depression, or other undiagnosed mental disorders, causing immense emotional pain, which they can not control. Cutting is a way to feel in control of themselves, because it is a physical pain.
I think my teacher mentioned that in Mental Health class at some point.
actually all the emos i no say that cutting themselfs makes them feel good.
Honey, get a brain and go back to school, please! The normal, English-speaking world would love to hear your opinions if you didn’t express them like an idiot!
**Grammar isn’t dead yet, moron.**
i know a little girl who’s only in 6th grade and she (and this was just all of a sudden when emo bacame ‘cool’) started wearing black clothes and even cutting herself. but her personality was so not emo, i mean like she was like really retarded and laughed at any thing anyone said. im pretty sure she cut herself for attention because she purposely went to me and showed them to me and told me she cut herself. i agree some people do probably do it because of a mental disorder, but other times its just for attention.
Agreed and it’s sad that they feel the need to cry out like that.
I don’t understand the whole cutting thing, i feel pain when i lift or go running for a mile or two, how is that different?
If you do those things only for the pain, there is no difference at all. If the pain is an unpleasant but acceptable side effect from your activity then there is a big difference.
I saw that picture i thought i was in heaven i was so overwhelmed with choices. i may just use them all. //_^
KS-47 is my personal favorite lol but hey, to each his own
we have many specials today =D ! Would you like the handle that comes with? or shot out of a special gun? or would you like this crack addict to give it a try for you? or will you go with the regular and do it yourself?
-rofl- xD (no not emo… tho have several emo friends, and i give all of the ones that cut crap because they cut)
“Now, young lady, do you want the semi-medium one or the large one or the…”
Take the “0xy” off of your name please.
Remove the second I from yours please…. seeing as no one cares that you are here so no need to say “I” twice… or did you mean “aye aye”… if so.. to what? being an unfunny douche? oh.. well in that case by all means leave “II” as your name =]
Or maybe its just a random username he uses to not be anonymous without registering to this site.Also if your going to try and counter wit,try and actually use wit yourself.It helps to keep you from looking like a total ass.
Can’t everyone just leave everyone be? it’s not your business if they cut or not, and if they do why is depression funny? this is the reason they feel like cutting, becuase people talk about them like this. Not everybody is alllwwaayyysss happy even you, it’s not like you haven’t had a bad point in your life before, so think before you type “badasses”… just saying. ^^
>_> … -facepalm- … the ones that do it for depression needs medical help and a psychiatrist… not our fault if they refuse… others do it for the ATTENTION… and some do it just for the “bloody” HELL OF IT… the trick is figuring out which is which…. which isn’t too hard if you know what to look for
“bloody”…HAH…
ooooh shiny…
I rent chainsaws to emos…
Ignorant attempt at humor. Fail.
@ DarthDefault LMFAO!!!! must be the redneck ones then xD
@ “II” … you sir are an idiot… that was a WIN… and -you- are FAIL because you obviously have no sense of humor and take everything too seriously… even the s**t that is NOT meant to be taken seriously
You,”sir”, are a prep and obviously have never actually felt true emotional or mental pain. II has a sense of humor better than you with your twisted and disturbed sense of humor. You are finding people mutilating themselves with chainsaws funny…really f***ed up.
I agree with BobMarker. Thank you.
Cry more.
There you go! Way to spew your stupidity all over the internet!
O_o… umm… >_> …. what stupidity? You consider us stupid because we are fully functioning human beings capable of our own thoughts and opinions and are willing to say that we find something funny when we do? O_o You must enjoy it because if you wanted it to change… you would have put more effort into your post than that lame ass 2 sentence remark… Oh before i forget… when was the last time you went somewhere? Doesn’t matter where really… supermarket, clothes stores, or hell just outside even to take a look around?… Stupidity is -EVERYWHERE-… and apparently is hiding in you as well =] have a nice day
this is all obviously hitting too close to home for you II. you started out with a valid point that to some people, the razor poster is cruel. maybe so, but as this discussion goes on, you simply shoot down anyone you find “intolerant”. how can you preach tolerance but still be intolerant of other people’s ideas? accept that not everybody sees the world at the same level.
and by the way, it’s been proven that if somebody has been given wrong information that they believe, when given a correction they will actually strengthen their belief in the misinformation.
Sorry this is so long. now i know i will probably get crap for this, but wouldn’t that be intolerant?
You are shooting II’s opinions of ideas down.Your rather long and unnecessary arguement has been rendered invalid.
fair enough…honestly i just came back to this pic and yeah…that was pretty stupid of me. sorry bout that.
What’s a “posser”?
-_- … most likely a mispelling… most likely one too many “s” in it…. ok lemme spell it out for you
P…o….s….e….r
…. oh i’m sorry i should have realized that if you can’t read the original comment… you most likely can’t read what i wrote… oh well… oh hey! just remember this -really- awesome invention.. it’s… called… GOOGLE!!!!!… so… go Google it -_-
“poser” is actually poseur. why don’t you try google?
Spelling Nazi WIN
KS-47 please.
Hahahah this is all so funny! I wasted a minute of my life reading this crap. Just laugh and go to the next picture.
I think some of you are being so horrible to these poor people who have serious mental illnesses no wonder they cut if you keep on being horrible to upset people I think you all who keep on being horrible to emo’s should just back off and think I could be responsible for this so just leave them alone or talk to them and find out what’s upsetting them and help them be happy
hmmmm i’ll take the JS-01
IDC what you say I love making fun of emo people especially when their pants cause impotence and when they have to wear lots and lots of stuff to cover their marks.
s**t why not smoke the pain away.
feel free to flame
I agree… much better way to deal than cutting
So killing brain cells,destroying organs,having a big blank spot in your memory,spending more time in the hospital than out,wasting your money,and f***ing your intelligance over is preferable to distracting your pain with a lesser pain…yeah your really smart
@ II : trolololol srlsy xD
hey at least emo’s put out fast in their need of attention B)
lol, i think he’s a troll trying to troll people… and i responded… a -lot- >=]
… and was usually not very nice about it either xD
You ill-educated CHILDREN need to learn what words mean before you start using them. Saying something you don’t like, even multiple times, does not a troll make. GTFO this old-timer’s Internet. And my lawn.
They cut for attention, you make jokes so others laugh and think your funny. Two sides of the same coin. Both need to piss off and stop worrying what others think and move on with life.
What would happen to Edward Scissorhands? O.o they’d have to kill him 0.0′
I think loads of you just really don’t seem to get it. Yeah I cut myself No I am not emo I hate it when people say I am and I do not cut for attention and infact go to great lengths to hide the fact that i cut. Infact to the extent that i wearlong sleeves all summer because i know if anyone finds out they’ll just call me emo and make fun of me rather than recognising that i actually have a problem. And I don’t cut for a stupid reason, I cut because I have been bullied at school since I was 7 and I am 14 now also my parents fight and I am bi-polar.
I see where you come from. It’s all stereotyping. The rationale is simply, ‘If you cut, then you must be emo’. People cut for different reasons. Some do want attention, I will acknowledge that. Sometimes they have no other way of obtaining it. It can be hate, sadness, or guilt turned against oneself. Some lack the ability to express the abovementioned emotions, and, again, exert their feelings on themselves.
and your point is? i know of people with much shittier lives than you who are just fine. i was bullied since i was seven if not earlier. my parents are divorced. my dad married a Mexican whore who doesn’t like him seeing me or my siblings. and my entire family is living off of about 200 dollars a month. i haven’t even considered cutting my self cuz it gets you nowhere in life. Ever think people make fun of you because you are making a extremely stupid decision.
Most of these comments, including yours, seem to forget the fact that emotional pain cus of disorders like borderline or bi-polar disorder leave people with little other mental choice. I like making fun of people as much as anyone who dares to admit it, but as long as it makes some sense.. calling a person emo because he cuts doesn’t.. not in a long shot.
btw, congratulations with your oh so miserable life.. the internet really cares.
All ye on the soapboxes::
Congratulations, your life sucks. just remember that nobody is the same, and that while you had an obviously crappy life and were able to deal, other people also have crappy lives and may or may not have been able to deal. People are different, but it doesn’t make you any more entitled to getting help than anyone else.
It’s good that you are open to considering other options and have realized that certain ‘solutions’ don’t do anything productive. But don’t be so close-minded that you forget the myriad of other situations that people are in. I’m not trying to validate cutting or being ‘emo’, I AM -however- trying to get you to realize what you overlooked.
Life is NEVER black and white, and if you can’t/won’t/don’t want to realize and embrace that, then you have some problems of your own to sort out. Don’t come crying to the internet, either, cause you already know what you’ll get in return.
This picture, however, tickles my funny bone… in a really morbid way. But meh, my humor is a little snarky and morbid anyhow, I just don’t point it at people who legitimately need help.
Every person deals with pain/loss/turmoil/etc in their own ways. Some cut, some fold origami, some troll the internet. It is not cool or funny to torment or tease those who are different form you. It is lame and sad. I despair for the future of humanity if it is left in the hands of the internet trolls.
Tolerance and Humor FAIL
So many choices, so few arteries!
YA’ALL ARE HORRID SHUT THE F**K UP.
wow… before I read all of the pro/con ‘emo’ posts, I was going to leave a comment about how nice it was of someone to post a picture of Michael Vick’s choice of accessories while he shared such intimate quarters with some of our nation’s most famous men…
But I digress…
First off II, we don’t pick on emos because we were picked on in high school. I pick on them cause they look stupid as f**k. We all have problems and emotional distress but we dont deal with it like whinny little pussies. Cut myself? No. What do i do when i’m angry and want to get rid of the pain? Punch out some emo little f**k.
Like you would be able to punch a emo.. your little fist would probably hurt because you don’t know how to actually hit a person. I think when you get angry, you scream at your mom or something, then start crying because she didn’t want to drive you to a justin bieber concert.
You know nothing about anger, so stfu and get a life.
OMG XD SO MANY
OMG XD
SO MANY LONG COMMENTS = SO MANY CRYING EMO’S XD
Really it in all seriousness (and yes I realize this is NOT a serious website.) being emo is not being a cutter. Though one person can be both there is a difference. Emo is a style of music/dress/ ect. Being a “cutter” is really just someone who cuts themselves. So who ever made the that in the first place is a moron. As is anyone who doesn’t have the brains to figure out the difference. Oh and also you may reply to this with whatever you think but it’s not like I’m going to read it XD
I love the comments section. One offensive/funny picture and away the soapbox screechers go.
Maybe emos should stop being so thin skinned, you might not be so depressed and your cutting might not hurt as much.
Heh…heh…
Well for one emo isn’t cutting yourself while sitting in a dark room crying because your partner left you
but it’s always a good laugh to make fun of that idea :L
I just want to say at 25 I still struggle not to cut, but thats because my depression leaves me physically, mentally numb at times even on medication and all I want to do is to be able to feel SOMETHING- now that being said I still find this poster funny as hell and the people ripping it apart and others need to get a f**king sense of humor and grow up.
Self harm isn’t very funny. I’m not emo but I still cut. It can be addictive. :<
stress can do so much to you.
Hey guys who cares, in the end we all die anways.
Honestly, why the HELL would you tell anyone on teh interwebz that you cut? Do you expect kindness and understanding/pity? If so, LOL no.
no no everyone! this is charlie sheens coke cutting razors.
i think my art teacher has these in school. they look like the interchangeable blades of x-acto knives and stuff
I don’t think so, although a few would show up there, possibly the single edge razor, but most definitely one of the ones from the lower right. that whole corner is cutter blades for cheap pencil sharpeners.