Who cares if it is photoshopped? They made that program for stuff like this. This DMP (demotivational poster) is one I have seen, but it always gives me a smile, so piss off.
*sighs*
Look, gang, this isn’t FailBlog where the pictures HAVE to be real to be considered a fail. This isn’t photobomb where, again, the pictures HAVE to be real to be considered a true photobomb.
This is Very Demotivational Posters. Where the pictures can be anything. They can be photoshopped, they can be cartoons, they can be photoshopped cartoons even! What matters it that the caption fits the picture and you enjoy it, no matter if the caption makes you laugh or think.
Think about a movie – say, Star Wars. Is it a “real for true based in actual events” story? No. Did you have a good time watching it even though it’s fiction? Then that’s all that matters.
So quit calling photoshopped. That only matters if you’re using it to discredit someone and maybe open yourself up for a lawsuit.
Squarely in the category of ‘Adults behaving badly to children’ is the deer hunter who fastened a red ball on the nose of his kill, strapped to the back carrier of his car… Well, Rudolf won’t be leading Santa’s team this Christmas…
Jami, would you just be quiet sometimes? You’re always complaining about how this thing is shopped, or that is, I mean seriously? As long as it’s funny, what’s the big problem?
Thanks Jarni, we dont care if its photo shopped, we come in here to have a laugh, ive been on here for yonks, i come on every day, some times i comment on things but i always think of it has having a laugh,
And I thought nothing related to bomb squads could beat the level of idiocy enacted by Jeremy Renner’s character in “The Hurt Locker.” (Yes, I know this was photoshopped; [SPOILER ALERT!] no, I wasn’t referring to the fact that he goes back to Iraq at the end of the movie or that he takes off his suit when he sees the trunk filled with bombs.)
saw the movie, the amount of explosives in that trunk was enough to level the embassy and the building next to it, the suit would not have saved him at all. those suits constrict movement so that fact that he took it off gave him more maneuverability to defuse the bombs.
Holy crap! This is based on a real safety poster we had up in the lunch room of the Machine shop at a national defence R&D facility I worked at. The subline was Horseplay Kills, and I thought it was the Best Worst safety poster ever. It was hand-drawn (fairly well, but no picasso), damn…hope it wasn’t a classified document ;P
Did you just pull half your brains out through your nose? You blow air into the back, the blow it up with your hands, where does the helmet or your head come into play?
lol, I’ve seen Sgt.s do this to privates on practice grenades or Howizers, telling them if they’re real, and you f*** up, everyone is f***ing DEAD. Then BAM lmao!!! I love it
I had a really long, intricate story that would teach you exactly why a bomb can be found anywhere, but i’ll sum it up with “because you touch yourself at night.”
Yeah, and it’s so obviously one of those permanent helmets that can never be removed. In fact, the entire suit is designed to turn you into something like a human turtle; try removing it at any time and you die.
Seriously, I’m not getting why everyone seems to find a need to figure out the logic behind this. I’m surprised we haven’t gotten any questions like “duznt he reeilyze dat dey kuld bowth get blowwedd ups?!!!!1one”
HOLY CRAP !!!!
HOLY CARP !!!!
CARP?!
Holy Mackerel!
Tuna?
C–C-C-C-C-CCCCOMBO BREAKER!
Combo?
breaker?
C-C-C-C-C?
Can’t let you carp that, Star Fox.
Do a barrel-roll!
Blatantly photoshopped, but still funny
Im gonna say it. PHOTOSHOP. notice both men have no left hand cuz its behind the rock.
NOW no one else can call photoshop
Actually. It isn’t a rock he’s defusing… Look twice
Um, yeah… they have left hands. One’s wrapped around the bag and the other guy’s is busy defusing a F***ING BOMB!
Whether or not it’s shopped that was like the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. All I could think of is: “Ok, red then whit- *pop* OH DEAR GOD!! “
geniusperson must be one of those ironic names. 3/4 of the photos on here are shopped…still funny.
Shopped.
who cares?still it made me laugh my ass off.
strange how the same guy is in this photo twice =S
Strange how the bomb squad issues the same suit =S
Win +1
yo dumbass, there wearing the same costume, its not the same person…
Really..? costume..? you mean clothing or uniform?..
Psst! You’re supposed to ignore idiots in comment threads….I’m just sayin’
I’m sorry, I can handle some photoshops, sometimes they’re really good and funny.
This is not one of them.
f***ing retard this is FUNNY
Do you have ass hair in your eyeballs? I laughed so hard I had to stop myself before everyone woke up and kicked my arse!
I say this is epic.
This was a Gary Larsen cartoon. One of my favorites.
That’s the first thing I thought of. The guy is gingerly tapping a nail into the warhead. Classic.
That cartoon still makes me laugh…Far Side FTW.
Who cares if it is photoshopped? They made that program for stuff like this. This DMP (demotivational poster) is one I have seen, but it always gives me a smile, so piss off.
*sighs*
Look, gang, this isn’t FailBlog where the pictures HAVE to be real to be considered a fail. This isn’t photobomb where, again, the pictures HAVE to be real to be considered a true photobomb.
This is Very Demotivational Posters. Where the pictures can be anything. They can be photoshopped, they can be cartoons, they can be photoshopped cartoons even! What matters it that the caption fits the picture and you enjoy it, no matter if the caption makes you laugh or think.
Think about a movie – say, Star Wars. Is it a “real for true based in actual events” story? No. Did you have a good time watching it even though it’s fiction? Then that’s all that matters.
So quit calling photoshopped. That only matters if you’re using it to discredit someone and maybe open yourself up for a lawsuit.
So wait STAR WARS ISN’T REAL! Yeah right I guess next your going to say neither is the Easter bunny… wait what about Santa… Jesus?
And the tooth fairy too.
Anna Rexia – pissing on your childhood beliefs one at a time.
Squarely in the category of ‘Adults behaving badly to children’ is the deer hunter who fastened a red ball on the nose of his kill, strapped to the back carrier of his car… Well, Rudolf won’t be leading Santa’s team this Christmas…
Please don’t make such a funny joke again, I like breathing.
Jami, would you just be quiet sometimes? You’re always complaining about how this thing is shopped, or that is, I mean seriously? As long as it’s funny, what’s the big problem?
I meant everyone, not Jami, sorry about the typo. XD
Thanks Jarni, we dont care if its photo shopped, we come in here to have a laugh, ive been on here for yonks, i come on every day, some times i comment on things but i always think of it has having a laugh,
He crazy? he really gonna kill him with a hearth attack!
@ your subconscient
And after giving a co-worker that “hearth” attack he will be “fired”…
What you did there, I see it, hmmm…
I wonder how many of the people commenting on this when they open a newspaper to the funnies and say, “Fake. Obviously drawn by hand.”
lollerskates!
And I thought nothing related to bomb squads could beat the level of idiocy enacted by Jeremy Renner’s character in “The Hurt Locker.” (Yes, I know this was photoshopped; [SPOILER ALERT!] no, I wasn’t referring to the fact that he goes back to Iraq at the end of the movie or that he takes off his suit when he sees the trunk filled with bombs.)
And yes, I enjoyed “The Hurt Locker” and think that it is the best movie I have seen all year.
saw the movie, the amount of explosives in that trunk was enough to level the embassy and the building next to it, the suit would not have saved him at all. those suits constrict movement so that fact that he took it off gave him more maneuverability to defuse the bombs.
Who cares if it shopped or not? Its hilarious (and the sad part is i can picture my friends in the military doing this to each other)
Dun Dun Duuuuun
I’d probably blow up the bomb out of anger and to get rid of that really annoying muffled laughter.
I love “Worth 1000″‘s photoshop contest. I also like the Far Side reference in that picture.
Darn, imagine “boom”. And the answer from the guy is, “Go stick the bomb up your ass”
Holy crap! This is based on a real safety poster we had up in the lunch room of the Machine shop at a national defence R&D facility I worked at. The subline was Horseplay Kills, and I thought it was the Best Worst safety poster ever. It was hand-drawn (fairly well, but no picasso), damn…hope it wasn’t a classified document ;P
How do you blow up a paper bag with that helmet on?
Did you just pull half your brains out through your nose? You blow air into the back, the blow it up with your hands, where does the helmet or your head come into play?
FFFFF-
Meant “You blow air into the bag”
Plagiarized from a Gary Larson cartoon.
Not plagiarized as I didn’t claim it as my own work, piss off and have a good day kthnx
Not sure if this has been brought up, but this should go on the Failblog as an Epic Win if possible…
Agreed.
WHO CARES! Its still and awesome picture! LOL
I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny s**t.
who cares if this is photoshopped, it’s funny as hell.
lol, I’ve seen Sgt.s do this to privates on practice grenades or Howizers, telling them if they’re real, and you f*** up, everyone is f***ing DEAD. Then BAM lmao!!! I love it
so…why is there a bomb in the middle of nowhere again?
I had a really long, intricate story that would teach you exactly why a bomb can be found anywhere, but i’ll sum it up with “because you touch yourself at night.”
Kthxbai.
The timing
He got it right
ok, not getting how the bag was blown up, when the helmet stops him putting it to his lips
Yeah, and it’s so obviously one of those permanent helmets that can never be removed. In fact, the entire suit is designed to turn you into something like a human turtle; try removing it at any time and you die.
Seriously, I’m not getting why everyone seems to find a need to figure out the logic behind this. I’m surprised we haven’t gotten any questions like “duznt he reeilyze dat dey kuld bowth get blowwedd ups?!!!!1one”
You just said everything I wanted to say in a comment. Thank you, Lord Jebus.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaaa!!! *gasp* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
What a F@#$!N crackup!! Who cares if it is photoshop.This is one of the funniest I have seen!!!
would he even hear that pop when he wear that suit…
Well guys, sorry but I didn’t understand what this poster means. What’s happening in that photo?
The guy in the middle is defusing a bomb, and the other is trying to pop that bag so he would think that the bomb exploded and he’d ship himself.