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That caption is wrong
Not if he’s on http://verydemotivational.com !
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can a get a photo of you to stick to the back of my wife’s head?
marriage just adds to the fun . There is nothing like wondering if some jealous husband is gonna come in while you are screwing ‘his wife’ in ‘his bed’ . : )-
Or The prison sentence that follows shortly after him walking in. I do love a good prison term.
Hey Navy Guy, why don’t you find a job closer to home so you can f@#* her yourself?
Some of us get sick of waiting.
Why don’t you grow a conscience and some sense of integrity/decency while you’re at it, Navy Wife. You ain’t entitled to s**t, slut.
win
shoulda thought of that before you married a miitary man. stop buying red light bulbs
Aha, I see what you did there!
Your husband is giveing you the right to chew him out by serving. Have some respect and go make some muffins.
Make Navy Guy a sandwitch, woman.
I wonder if he is watching pr0n?
Maybe just streaming it live and checking the feed…
Married 10 years, @ age 40 I’m getting 2x more than a guy 1/2 my age and she keeps it freaky.
If this isn’t you, you chose poorly.
I read an article somewhere (not sure now if I remember where) that said married people have more sex than single people anyway. I guess the misconception that married people don’t get sex comes from all the jokes the stand-up guys do.
Sure, we do it more often. I could also eat steak and only steak every day for the next 20 years. It’s a great steak, sure, but be damned if I’m not jonesin’ for a Big Mac every now and again.
I’m happy for the fact you have sex and i wish to be one of those people too when i get married. But you just made me picture 2 fat 40 year olds bagging
don’t worry being 40 doesn’t mean you’re fat
or did you just tap in your future
I’ve been married for 14 years and my sex life is awesome.
Why did they let a newborn marry?
blame Edward and Bella
How can single people have sex? They are single.
Well, im on the other side here guys. I got “married” after 6 months of very good, often sex. Now I hardly get it once a week. Some women throw their libido overboard after they “catch their fish”… sadly
some guys also get lazy. The romance ends, the effort ends.
THIS.
reason my last marriage failed. Wasn’t that I gave up on keeping things fresh, it was that he did.
Sure. It’s always the guy’s fault…
What about kids, stress, and hormone fluctuations?
Married 3 years. First kid is 16 months old. Lucky if we average once a frickin’ month, now!
So did you say anything about it, or just sit there and stew about it, getting mad at him but refusing to tell him why, until your marriage failed?
Marriage sure does change things. If you had your sex before your marriage, what are you complaining about… you could have waited and had it after! LOL…
the pic is freakin hilarious! (and notice who has lost their interest… it aint the woman!)
Beating the dead horse. Spend all that time when you’re young and beautiful basking in the awesomeness of attention, then spend the rest of your life wondering why it isn’t happening any more. Must be the mans fault; why can’t he see how hot I WAS.
Maybe if you weren’t such a selfish jerk, your wife would sleep with you.
Who took the picture?
the neighbor
i have stalker neighbors TOO
so annoying
Oh plz. You know you like it. I’m suprised you haven’t invited me over yet.
Win!
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
Married is from the god ,protect from deaseas ,if we do sex do with heart it not just formality only…..
Observe the sheltered, right-wing vigin. This paeticular specimen is out of its natural habitat. Why is this person even on the Internet? Isn’t that a sin?
no he sounds like a liberal, nothing he says makes any sense.
^ This
observe the hypocritical liberal. picks on others even though he has no argument himself let alone any RESPECT for other peoples viewpoints. But dont disagree with his extremist view on sex or society or he’ll yell and scream like a 3 year old that cant have his toy.
Go back to your bible, Timmy.
Too long, did not read.
No dude, don’t justify his post with typing it out. A simple tl;dr would have sufficed.
Hey septi,
You spell my name with captial ‘G’ dammnnnnit!!
Hell for you then….
I wish I knew if this will be true for me and my partner once we move into together and possibly get married someday. The sex has been great with him for the last 3 years cuz we have great chemistry and are nearly always hot for each other. But will taking our relationship to higher levels mean the sex and the relationship will get boring? I hope not. Any comments would be appreciated.
You have to put just as much effort into other aspects of the relationship to keep your sex life going strong.
This ^
amIright?
you get out what you put in. And if you really love that person, then isnt wanting to bring them pleasure (in many forms including physically) part of love? So if its something you want then it shouldnt be affected too much by marriage. Now granted, times change, work shifts get longer, people get more tired, kids might come into the picture etc, but Im sure if you are both committed to it, it wont get really dull, you just might not have it as often (but hey, maybe waiting an extra day or two makes you two jump each other even harder when you do finally get that chance
TL;DR? Short answer: not if you dont let it.
Q: What food reduces a woman’s libido by more than 90%?
A: Wedding cake.
Guess it didn’t work on me
Id hate to have seen your libido before ! er wait no I wouldnt!
lawl
I Liked reading this post. Quite some usefull fitness info in it for me
. And after reading this i think you will really like the book Burn The Fat Feed The Muscle. To me this is like the health and fitness bible. Last year i lost almost 25 pounds and gained an inch on my arms in 12 weeks. What you describe here does resemble the book a bit, but there is so much more! I added the link in my name so you dont have to search for it 
. Again, nice post and i hope you keep it up!
SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
You guys who keep dissing “married sex” are funny, but you’re also creeps. If you don’t like having sex with your wife, it’s probably because you married her for the wrong reasons. No offense.
Obviously they didnt marry her for the sex LOL
Which would technically be the right reason for getting married, isn’t it? If you just marry her for the sex, that marriage isn’t lasting long.
I beg to differ sex is the deciding factor in how long marriages last, if your still having great sex after 10 years of marriage why the hell would you want a divorce?
That doesn’t mean your marriage is strong..it just means your horny. You can be horny and have a lot of sex, but still hate eachother.
Don’t kid yourself. Money issues is the reason marriages fail. Nothing to do with sex.
Marriages fail anyways, doesn’t matter what the cause is.
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
actually money is the DECIDING factor in most marriages then sex soon after.
…..Yeah, okay. This is officially stupidly comment-worthy. If it were as simple as ‘It lowers libido and therefore sex rates’ and ‘it makes sex boring’, we would not be getting different answers. The answer is there IS no right or wrong answer. Sex can be great before or after marriage. Firing arguments back and forth is pointless because you won’t convince anyone. You’re just finding excuses to either lament the fact that marriage ruined your sex life, or brag about how awesome your sex life is after marrying. Sheesh. The difference simply is this: In America, at least, there is an innate guilt that most people are brought up with about sex before marriage- it’s TAUGHT in SCHOOLS. There isn’t really any guilt about having sex after marriage, because it’s assumed that a marriage isn’t consummated unless there IS sex. So the people who brag about sex after marriage feel good about it since they may possess lingering feelings of false confidence bestowed upon them by the-… Yeah, okay. This is way too much thinking for four forty eight AM. By all means, continue your pointless arguments.
God.
Wow thorns, you made a great point while being hoped up on enfedimines
I think you’re right, although, whether you are religious or not, traditional or not, conservative… or NOT, sex tends to be diluted by selfish reasons more often than not BEFORE marriage. If people find guilt in sex before marriage, it probably comes from a combination of the “brain-washing” as you said in so many words, but also from the innate “wrong and right” meter that is inside all of us. My opinion in regards to your observation.
To long didn’t read
Go back to school then you lazy basterd
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
tl;dr
tl;dr
I chatted with a woman once.. her husband was gone on business for a week.. she said she was dyin, couldn’t wait for him to get home.. she said, her exact words, “I’m gonna ride him like an 8 day rodeo!” .. said they’d been married 16 years and he ain’t seen nothin’ yet.. that’s freaking awesome.. my husband will never complain he ain’t getting it enough.. quite the opposite…
Good God I hope the girl Im seeing ends up like you….
I’m almost sure tht me and my gf have sex more often most of married peeps cause she like horny evryday after school u just smoke weed and have sex
or like get buzz smoke some drugz and fk
guess way I’m high all the time and I have 94%in all my classes and 100% in French class grace a mon francais parfait
like lol!!!
Hopefully you’ll grow out of that one day. But for now, you two are simply a waste of pregnancy.
Maybe you should think about taking English classes, because your English sucks ass.
you do know that weed will give you testicle cancer right?
This makes me sad. You are evidently a very smart person who is ruining their life. Stop wasting your life on drugs. You sound like you might have the potential to actually be someone.
If you take some English classes.
I think these comments demotivate me more than the picture does.
Yeah. Give a man a picture, and he will argue about it with his fellow man until death.
So THAT’s what the “demotivational” in verydemotivational is all about…
Why the hell is she wearing shoes?
Brotip: Some guys like it when you dig your high heels into them during a nice.. Ahem. Especially during missionary, it prods them on.
Shoes are sexy! That’s why she’s wearing them – for him, and he’s not even on the same planet she’s on. What a pathetic sight!
Why is she wearing a bra? Take that damn thing off.
Actually, being dressed only from the waist up can be kinda hawt.
It’s not marriage that kills sex. It’s kids.
THIS
:_(
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Maybe a quarter of you have lives and know how to spell.
Hey, it says f***ing Tom Cruiz in the back ground idiots. F***ing album cover
Should have been
MARRIAGE
Facebook relationship stats, then get laid
It’s not sex before marriage if you never get married!
The guy in the pic has it right, actually. Sex is such a boring chore, why is so much time and energy wasted on such foolishness? This is why we can’t have nice things! (Seriously, if everything we wasted on sex was put to good use, we’d have our flying cars and floating cities and limitless energy that we were supposed to have by now!)
Yea but the reason we don’t have such advanced Tech like that is because religion is holding it back.
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.
You do realize that pretty much ever thinker of the Renaissance and the Scientific Revolution in the 17th century was religious, don’t you?
shhh you’ll ruin his dream world with facts.
This.
LOL!!!
Sex is one of the main drivers of an evolving species… If we devoted less time on thinking about sex, the world would be a mess!
BTW: We could have flying cars as long as they were big enough to have sex in
Ugh, this is the story of my life. I’ve been with the same person for almost 6 years, and I can count on one hand the number of times we’ve had sex in 2010. I try and try, and he just rolls over and goes to sleep. I’ve tried outfits, play, pictures, teasing… nothing works anymore. He just doesn’t care about sex, and I REALLY, REALLY do.
Oh beautiful woman riding a total jackass, I feel your pain.
Does he work & provide for your whiny a$$? Does he do chores around the house? Does he help with the kids or pets (if you have them)? If so, give the poor guy a break!
Grow up, quit your whining and go buy a vibrator!
Hey blah. So I noticed you were being a d ick. Let me let you in on a little secret: She’s probably working her as s off in more than one way. Both people have to try in a relationship. It looks like you are a little butthurt about something. Care to splurge?
You can’t see her face, stupid! How do you know she’s not a butterface?
Mae… I love you… sorry youre in such a sad situation… get a divorce while you can please then come be with me … Im working 2 jobs right now but I’ll make time for you whenever I can.
I had a bf who did something like this once….notice I said HAD…
ROFLMFAO!
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
Sex is one thing, making love is another. Let me just point that out. Same with lust and passion, two and two. You can want to f uck a girl, but do you have the need to hold her afterwards?
what’s wrong with a blend of all of those things in one session??
Dude, my wife and I have been married 6 1/2 years now…we didn’t do it until we were married. Now she is perm. disabled—and before that there were other issues with health. Sometimes crap happens. However, girls must know if guys aren’t “taken care of”, they will get it elsewhere (however, I have remained faithful). Guys, if you don’t support your woman, they will get it elsewhere. Don’t take it for granted, don’t be a douche bag.
^This
Eh sex your doing it wrong is the correct one
Or in 20 years doing it right.
In the future we have sex toys… only thing is they cant project very far. Just a random thought
Dude, you’re in Utah? Are you a mormon? How do magnets work?
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I do sort of understand what the poster is trying to say though they chose the worst possible pic for it. It does depend a LOT on the attitudes of the people involved. If the man or woman is into the other person but their partner isnt so into them anymore for whatever reason the sex will wane. There can be other factors such as health or money or legal troubles or kids that can prevent sex from happening but if you love each other enough you can find a way to put the flame back in your lives and bang the living crap out of each other like there’s no tomorrow!
Can’t keep your hands off each other? Bet that makes things awkward at work.
Somebody’s jealous!