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Huh?
i really don’t understand the poster, but god knows i keep watching it for an answer!
a motorboat is when you press your mouth to a womans breasts and blow, making a sounds like a motorboat (sometimes it sounds like flatulance tho.
Poor kids. One day, you’ll get to motorboat a set like that, and it will all make sense. But, you’ve got to drop the WoW games and become a functional part of society first.
A set like that? Pfft. Mere child’s play.
lol stereotyping WoW players.
Most of the WoW players i played with were married…so not sure your argument is valid.
not sure *if*, sorry
lol Wow players also lie about having a life
and even those wow players who are married for real usually have chewbacas as wives
actually, i AM the wife, but i play as well, and i think im pretty cute…. stereotypes suck.
ah, so you have a computer in the kitchen?
actually, i did, lol but moving to a new place made that impractical… i just so HAPPEN to be one who loves to cook as well, so sue me…
Poor kid. One day you’ll realise that women don’t find being motorboated in any way arousing, and that in fact it’s a turn-off to see a guy acting so immaturely about breasts. Only then will you be ready to join the ranks of men who have lost their virginities.
I don’t know were this would come from. Have you never done anything funny in bed? Sometimes super-duper-sexy-moves and foreplay are nothing in comparison to laughing and just having some fun.
Sure, some people don’t like this kind of behavior, but please don’t generalize. And boys, keep playing with them if the girl lets you. Just be sure its gonna be someone with sense of humor
Oddly enough for me, it was after I started playing WoW that I got to motorboat a woman. True story.
And I can’t put my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
Jackpot. Hilarious. FOr those looking for an explanation, this guy get’s it.
Youtube is your friend.
Show me your genitals, your genitals.
What?
Show me your genitals.
Genitalia!
For those who aren’t psychic and can’t tell who he’s talking about,
Jon LaJoie
GENITALIA!!!
bbbbbbrrrrrrrruuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm-sssskkkkiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is so sexist. Ugh. Grow up.
So feminist. Ugh. Grow out. If you had a pair like this maybe you’d get attention and not be so jealous.
Welcome to the internets.
^you win sir^
oh snap!
DAMN, she got owned.lol
good comeback II.
You are a misogynistic trool like most men on this website. Just because no woman will f*** you doesn’t mean you have to be a bitter jackass.
Just because you have no sense of humor doesn’t mean you have to be a bitter jackass.
Just because you’re ugly enough to resemble a troll doesn’t mean you can attempt to call other people “trools.” Dumb & ugly… No wonder you’re the life of the party.
Just because You think that made sense doesn’t mean it did.
I don’t allways make sense, but when I do I do
generally spell check makes futile righteousness more potent. Im a girl, and i thought it was funny as hell.
Good sir, I believe you just won the war on feminism! Congrats!
Feminists are just so darn cute, especially when they try to do man things.
*Snap left* *Snap right*
Actually, I’m a “child” (not 18 yet), and I do poweboating. It makes sense to put on a lot of clothing, because its moving fast, so it keeps i warm. Therefore these “sets” won’t play ANY role.
P.S.I HAVE playes WoW…
What. The. Eff. Just. Happened.
Your parents need to ground you permanently.
Permanently is not nearly long enough…. banishment sounds like a better idea
yet another reminder to use birth control.
Perhaps less of the powerboating, and more of the spelling classes in future?
I don’t…I don’t even…D=
TO MORDOR WITH YE
Woah… can someone inform me whether or not this is the biggest fail over the entire cheezburger networks?
And seriously, I want graphs, tallies, pics, rule 34 of it, everything!
PWRBOAT of GTFO
Semi-yay….despite the atrocious typing, someone who knows what *real* powerboating is (hint, kiddies, it involves aquatic travel, not some rather lame mouth noise-making that not only do normal people grow out of by the age of 5 or so, but as has been pointed out is a turn *off* in general…then again, I suppose it *would* make a matched set of lack of personalities, come to think of it.)
If only you knew how much women really don’t like that. Just another thing they do just to make you happy and obedient.
ORLY?! Guess what? Don’t care.
Maybe if you did like it you’d get more of the Mormon guys to pay attention to you and you wouldn’t have to be a keyboard feminist.
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!
>_< Your age, sir?
its probably below 0…
such a fail, its not epic.
its an Uberfail!
you, sir,always win the internets.
Mine does. Speak not for all when you are but one.
perhaps it’s time we found a real girlfriend; a superior choice to staring at breasts upon a computer monitor.
hey hey hey f**k you
Yes, I do believe that you are correct sir.
*plays WoW with his girlfriend on his lap*
I’ve got this alllll figured out.
How….the….F***? One would think that she’d get sick of yo-….oh, wait…..internet+logic=meltdown….
you Sir, have won teh internetz.
congrats and I hope you get blow daily.
*internet high five*
JON LAJIOE!!!!!!!!!!!! btw u guys suck penises
I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.
As do I, I also find his love for genitalia quite…tragic.
lolololol interweb fights.
lol ppl who find stuff on here insulting sud really look at the name of the site b4 they go into it. i mean come on this isnt a site where u look for ‘politically correct’ crap no. if ur goin to get on a site like this u hav 2 knw that there is goin to be insulting images or comments it i mean come on thats common sense stop f***ing trolling and if u dnt like the crap on here ten get the f*** off the site
promisekeepers.org comes to mind.
I’m going to assume your spell check button was looking at the boobies.
I stop blinking for half an hour
Sweet mother of God…. someone shoot me now! My heart aches at the stupid naivety of the human race… And yes, I’m full aware this site is for comedy.
Then by all logic, you too would like to motorboat them.
I’d say a good 90% of women I’ve known have told me they appreciate a good pair of breasts, even as straight females. boobs are just universally awesome.
I must agree here, I was once walking with my girlfriend and one of her friends walked up and after saying hi actually did say “Wow, you’re boobs are getting nice and big!” and even gave them a gentle shake 0__o
So you’re right, girls do like to complement each other that way…
If you made it to me, you’re either bored or lifeless. Or you just like watching people get pissed off at each other, like me
I love readin’ how people get pissed off at trolls. Makes me feel better about myself every day.
you sir, know far too much about my life…
Comments are one of my favourite things to read on this site!
i love motorboating!
though i actually had one girl say to me ‘can we skip this part?’
I’d rather have the personality, myself. Motorboating lasts you all of two seconds (if that) looking like a total moron who *deserves* to be bleached out of the gene pool, while a good personality you can live with for the rest of your life.
well some of us have personality and boobs
Because … I like tits?
a toast, to lesbians and virgins, thanks! (for nothing)
hey.. lesbians did alot… and virgins will do (unless theyre ugly, no1 likes ugly chicks)
but us bi ones are ok, tho, right? LMAO