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  1. dazed says:

    Very demotivational indeed.

  2. =D says:

    nobody is paying attention to her.. except the fat girl in the yellow =D

  3. Glicks says:

    Those guys around the stage have the right idea.

    BAAAAAAAAAAAIL!

  4. ktttt says:

    I actually knew a former stripper who was about this size at the time…I don’t understand it.

  5. Meghan says:

    Oh my god that poor pole. And my poor eyes. o.0

  6. Jami says:

    It’s hard enough being a fat girl without my fellow fatties doing moronic things like this. Bad fat girl! You are making life harder on the rest of us! Get off the stage, go to the mall, and buy a different dress. The pattern is making you look 20 pounds heavier. The empire waist makes you look pregnant. And the sleeveless dress is making your arms look 3 times bigger then they are.

    You are to never again dance on a pole – until you lose 110 pounds and get some plastic surgery. You MUST wear SOLID colors, dark ones like black, purple, dark blue, etc with NO patterns. You MUST wear sleeves that fall AT LEAST to the top of the elbows.

    Stop making the rest of us fatties look bad, you nitwit.

    • Mr. Eric says:

      Uh-huh, you go girl! You tell it like it is. *Snap*

    • hawkeye says:

      Anti-fat spaz-attack much? Or maybe your anti-agression medication is wearing off. calm down and and take 20mg of good relaxing laughter.

    • Tyler says:

      Jami

      Bad self-loathing fatty. Bad. We get enough of this from the skinnies without you jumping in on their act. Stop telling people what to do with their appearance, stop telling them what to wear, and how to wear it, and keep your pathetic self-hatred to yourself. At least she has the confidence to get up on that stage and strut her stuff, while you sit down in your dark clothes in the dark corner of the room, trying so hard not to be noticed.

      If you aren’t going to get up on stage, don’t stand in the way of others who will, you ugly ball of venomous vitriol.

      • II says:

        Tyler,

        She can have all the confidence in the world. Feeling better about herself is awesome, not gonna make her look better though. Looks like a designer cow. Glad she’s confident in a farmer tan. Looks…..I can’t even fathom a word to use here.

        BTW, I’m fat too. 6’1″, 400 lbs. Not gonna wear a wife beater and nut strap and stroll to the beach though. Has nothing to do with confidence and everything to do with knowing your size and dressing/acting appropriately.

        Glad her confidence got her on the internet. Good for her. Now we can tell the real story. She’s not pole dancing. They put a twinkie at the top and greased it to see who’d take a shot. She won’t give anyone else a turn. Sad really.

        • Tyler says:

          Just because you recede all turtle-like into your fat body whenever you get the slightest hint of public attention doesn’t mean everyone has to. Fat people don’t have to hide. We don’t have to do what people tell us to do. I’m sorry you feel like you need to, but not everyone’s a sad sack.

          • MsDiotima says:

            Tyler, I am totally agreeing with you here. It’s ridiculous that there is such a controversy with this woman (or anyone) daring to feel sexy. Furthermore, how is this inappropriate or gross? Is she flaunting her genitals? Is placenta running down her leg? No, she is just wearing a a normal print dress that barely goes above the knee. Quickly though, we must crucify her, for heaven forbid anyone be confident in their own appearance. How could we sell our diet pills?

            • Jack says:

              She doesn’t have the right to feel sexy. It’s no more complicated than that. She’s not wearing something gross, she’s not indecent, she’s not doing anything wrong–but if she thinks she’s healthy and/or attractive she’s suffering from severe delusions of competency.

              • Somethingcrazy says:

                Just like you don’t have the right to consider yourself above a pile of crap.

                You’re a piece of human trash.

              • Lester says:

                She has the right to feel any way she wants to. You have the right to see her as unattractive, you even have the right to voice your opinion. We also have the right to think of you as an ass. And many of us do. Yes, I like thinner women, but I think it’s great that she has the guts to get up there. Either that, or she was really drunk, and regretted it the next day. None of us will ever know.

        • Jenne06 says:

          Actually I know a 320 pound stripper and she makes more money than the 120 pound girls.

      • Becca says:

        LOVE YOU!

      • Tenshi says:

        Thank you Tyler, thank you.
        And once again, STFU and go to your little emo corner till you get your s**t straight.

    • Jodie says:

      i think your being very harsh to this girl, i am a fellow fattie mc fat fat and i think that if more people got out there and did what she did then we wouldnt feel like we can only wear black and don’t want to get noticed, don’t you want size acceptence from people? well it will never happen if we keep hiding.. i agree she can dress better for her shape but look at her she seems confident in it so thats all that matters f*** the rest of em.. im bi and id bone lol!!

      • Joel says:

        I’m fat, too. And frankly, I think all of us should hang our heads in shame for being what we are. Then again, I’ve got the guts to admit that my condition is my own fault (and the scale bears that out). Ten years ago, I was 100 lbs lighter–and no, it wasn’t my “genes” that made the difference.

        The few people with real medical problems can’t help it. The rest of us can, and should.

    • nethead says:

      Actually what she is wearing is EXACTLY what Stacy on What Not to Wear would recommend for a woman of her stature. Bold print, accent the narrowest part of the waist, maybe a bit more color on the pumps, but well within guidelines.

      Not sure if Stacy would suggest the pole dancing though.

  7. Eric says:

    What a hottie! I’d rather pay to see more like her than the beanpoles who normally work those things.

  8. jimmy says:

    I don’t know if I feel worse for the girl on the pole, the pole itself, the audience, or her high heels. That is some serious p.s.i on them bad boys.

  9. Joey says:

    I’d do her. 1. Because I like big girls and 2. because she has the guts to get up there and try whether she looks good doing it or not. Bravo, big girl! Swing that big ass my way.

  10. Ripley says:

    Nuke it from orbit!

  11. BBWLuver says:

    Totally hot, if they had a strip club with these kind of women, I would be broke.

  12. chuck says:

    so would the strip joint.

    if i was there i would throw her a quarter. kinda hard.

  13. Lam says:

    They can’t have women this size swinging around on stripper poles. The sweat would make them slippery. If one of them flew off the stage the lawsuits would go on forever! See how that one guy is trying to get out of the way? That’s common sense.

  14. Always Picked Last... says:

    This takes me back to my gradeschool playground and the sound it makes when traveling at warp speed down the metal slide and your bare thighs suddenly SCREETCH your body to a halt….

  15. WTF says:

    Hmmmm….something about this chick. She has good form for a fattie…so she might be hawt if she lost like 150 lbs!

    • Somethingcrazy says:

      Ehm… how much do you think that girl weighs? I don’t think she’s anywhere near 300.

      So unless you get off on pictures of holocaust victims and half-rotting skeletons, she doesn’t need to lose 150.

  16. brian d. says:

    Dead sexy! Think I’m in love! Hehe!

  17. hrmm says:

    If I was her I wouldn’t have gotten up there for any less than a gym membership…DAYUM

    feel free to flame I got time

  18. robot gravy says:

    me likey big girls. go big girl.

  19. person says:

    miley cyrus in her true form

  20. TyForFun says:

    She can be the spokeswoman for the new KFC diet – three Double Down sandwhiches a day and you can have a body like that! Yum!

  21. Kassy says:

    I applaud here courage, I’d never have the guts to do something like that!

  22. southerncheeselover says:

    fat people are disgusting, no matter what. end

  23. Sj says:

    If you don’t how fat you are maybe get off the computer and get on the treadmill.

  24. Richard. says:

    Somebody is gonna hit it, that’s why fat girls go where the alcohol is. And as far as confidence, that also came from that same bottle. If that were a fat dude poorly dressed up there, confidence would be the last word you would use. More like drunk and out of control, like this hussie who’s not feeling confident, she’s begging for attention that she usually never gets because she doesn’t take care of herself.

    • Tenshi says:

      Excuse me, but you see more of them skinny little whores at the bars and clubs than you do the chubby chics. How do you even know if she’s drunk? How do you not know whether or not it was just a dare? Just because she has the confidence to dress up and look good, it does NOT make her a hussie. And how do you know she doesn’t take care of herself? Dude think before you type next time and shut the hell up.

  25. IddyBiddy says:

    Obesity is NOT sexy and it never will be. Now don’t get me wrong, girls that just have a little more to love aren’t bad and can be very appealing to the eye. But that girl needs to get the hell off the pole and realize that she is A. Not cute. and B. Slowly dieing because she can’t put down the KFC bucket.

  26. eico says:

    She’s not even that big.

  27. big@$$lova says:

    i love big butts and i cannot lie~!!

  28. Ren says:

    I went to high school with her!

  29. Wow says:

    She’s actually kind of hot.

  30. Lester says:

    I’d look up her skirt. Sorry, but I would. I would prefer to look up a thinner girls’s skirt, but she’s not up there right now.

  31. geezer says:

    SQUEEEEEEEAK.

  32. meh says:

    You know…with a little pole training, she’d look really good up there. Nothing is sexier than confidence, and confidence has more to do with ability than appearence anyway.

  33. lala says:

    The food, the air, the water everything on this planet is polluted, the last thing someone needs is an extra 200 kilos of fat on their bodies. The least they can do is be fit, not skinny, just fit. A few extra pounds can look adorable, but this much it’s just not healthy at all.
    I don’t care about the appeal, about how I barf when I see lumps of fat hanging from beneath shirt and shorts in summer, it’s just very, very bad for their heart.
    So, stop hating on fit people because you overweight people don’t have the will to go on a damn diet and run half an hour around the neighborhood.
    (if it’s not KFC and it truly is a medical issue, then sorry for you guys)

  34. PoopyFaceTomatoNose says:

    so one time in band camp

  35. Bonerack says:

    Yeah those fit athletic girls just get tired and can’t fit into interesting positions. Oh wait, I got it backwards. Hey at least after you have sex with a fat girl, you know she has something to eat in the fridge. Heck she’ll probably make you a sandwich. But no it’s not the fat that’s unattractive, it’s the obvious ill health or food addiction that makes it genetically repulsive. It’s like a being a junkie with a needle sticking out your arm, it’s obvious that you are an addict. Like being a 100 lbs. overweight. And if it is a “medical”condition you either aren’t dealing with it, or it’s so serious that you probably shouldn’t breed and pass it on. Why do you think people make judgements, they need to to evolve. I’m sure many a fatty looks down on many a drug addict, but tsk tsk.


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