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Toothpicks

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  1. Goose says:

    dude musta been really bored…

    • Or really dedicated. I’d like to interview the guy and ask him what message he was trying to convey, what emotion he was trying to illicit, what inspired him to make it, how long it took, and where he got the materials.

      • Hurf Durf says:

        That’s some seriously impressive sculpture.

      • elisha says:

        I interviewed this guy when I was a news anchor for a TV station in Santa Rosa!! HE’S NOT A METH HEAD! He’s a VERY nice guy who works at a grocery store. He lives in Rohnert Park, CA. This sculpture is a representation of San Francisco and has minature a Golden Gate Bridge, China Town, and other landmarks. He drops ping pong balls in it and they make parts of the sculpture move. He’s contracted with Ripley’s to either give it to them or loan it to them. That’s one of his GIANT harlequin great danes in the pic with him, he has like 5 of them.

        The funniest part is I wasn’t even at his house to talk to him about this sculpture, he was just so stoked on in he took me inside to show it to me. I was actually there to shoot his epic Xmas display: http://www.lightsofthevalley.com/Properties/Detail.asp?i=466 (That website doesn’t do his Xmas light display justice).

        • The Unforlorn says:

          Lies, all lies. I know, because I’m his brother and I was there for the interview!

          (See how easy it is to make s**t up?)

          • IddyBiddy says:

            NO YOU’RE A LIAR! That is me and my brother is illiterate and we don’t let him out of the basement so he wasn’t there at all!

            (Oh :) Making up stuff is fun)

  2. Mask says:

    :O
    woah.
    just. woah.

  3. The_Cat says:

    Damn,is that real? I wonder how long it took to make…

  4. coralineripley says:

    I think I saw this thing…. It took a long time to make, but I don’t remember how long. It might have been 3,000 hours or something along the lines of that. When you put a ping pong ball in the top, it rolls by all the historic sites depicted there.

  5. stripes says:

    probably took months or years to make, but i could destroy it within seconds.

  6. humor me says:

    That is AWESOME! I wish I was that talented.

  7. Queina says:

    This is freaking epic man. It’s awesome!

  8. Nickc says:

    the ninjas did it….

  9. Matrix says:

    ACHOO!! Oops….

  10. was cool once B4 says:

    Omit the peace sign, dude.

    Hippies do smell.

  11. Words. says:

    Also implying that any amount of meth is appropriate.

    What was it a 80% addiction chance?
    I forget, but either way…

  12. usuck says:

    toothpicks=You’re doing it right

  13. Rick says:

    I’ve definitely seen this thing in person, and the guy who made it is pretty cool.

    It’s a truly impressive work of art, especially so in person.

  14. Desmond says:

    i saw that s**t! it was f***ing awesome!

  15. mavisbeecon says:

    Meth my ass, the creator of the poster is just jealous of this old guy’s mad skillz.

  16. BreatheAnarchy says:

    FALCON KICK: needs to be done.

  17. Bryan says:

    Seriously, can you really ever take TOOOOO much meth?


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