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  1. Humm. says:

    It’s sad.

  2. simply dumb says:

    sad? offer me that severance package and i’d gladly leave my job!

  3. Fanboy Wife says:

    No more Cone-Zone…

  4. sara bellum says:

    I like Conan and all but I don’t feel too sorry for him. He’s got his money to keep him going.

  5. Jami says:

    *shrugs* Maybe if he was actually funny he could’ve kept the job.

    Man, I miss Johny Carson. Now there was a talented man.

    • Oahi says:

      Funny is as funny does, that’s what mom used to say.

      Life is Like a box of nuts. Sometimes they’re milky smooth, sometimes they’re pointed and sometimes they look like brains…..

      Brains…..

      ERm….

      He wasn’t fired, he quit because he didn’t want to come on after 11:35.

    • Jordan Brooke says:

      Old man is old.

    • Guzzo says:

      Did you ever notice that NONE of the television talk-show hosts ever let their guests speak for long? That’s what made Carson so popular, he didn’t constantly interrupt his guests.

  6. krister says:

    yes,i miss conando :( and its all NBC’s mess that he quitted.

  7. RJMac says:

    NBC- Nothing But Crap

    I like Leno and all, but he’s gonna look like a jerk in this scenario. And he has the mushwits at NBC to thank for that. But Conan will be fine- 30 million-plus salves all wounds.

  8. Chris says:

    Yeah Jami, Conan wasn’t funny at all…

    *insert face palm picture here*

    • Desi says:

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  9. JJ says:

    I’m sorry, but tell me to go away for $45 million and i’ll disappear off the planet, never to be seen again… Then just keep living off the interest…

  10. SL says:

    Conan was never funny, thats why he was on later, he had may two shticks that were funny, then the year 2000 came and went and he was down to none. :P

  11. Big Nasty says:

    Conan Was Cool Especially When Your Were Blown.

    In The Year 3000…………

  12. TheDreadPirateMaddy says:

    I remember, back before I realized that Star Trek came on at twelve, I’d have to decide every night whether to watch Conan, Craig, or get some sleep and pass my math test. More often than not I picked Conan.

  13. person says:

    just like god

  14. Nick O'Reilliegh says:

    …interest? At that point, just live off the millions. “Awww, gee, I’m gonna die tomorrow, and I’ve only got a measly $3.7M left to my name… pittance. Now at least one of my seven children will have to work if they’re all going to enjoy upper-middle-class incomes for the rest of their natural lives.”


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