Comments on: Job Security

By: Nick O'Reilliegh

Nick O'Reilliegh — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 07:27:51 +0000

…interest? At that point, just live off the millions. “Awww, gee, I’m gonna die tomorrow, and I’ve only got a measly $3.7M left to my name… pittance. Now at least one of my seven children will have to work if they’re all going to enjoy upper-middle-class incomes for the rest of their natural lives.”

By: Desi

Desi — Wed, 11 May 2011 17:39:32 +0000

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By: person

person — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:44:37 +0000

just like god

By: Guzzo

Guzzo — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 02:13:54 +0000

Did you ever notice that NONE of the television talk-show hosts ever let their guests speak for long? That’s what made Carson so popular, he didn’t constantly interrupt his guests.

By: TheDreadPirateMaddy

TheDreadPirateMaddy — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 21:36:29 +0000

I remember, back before I realized that Star Trek came on at twelve, I’d have to decide every night whether to watch Conan, Craig, or get some sleep and pass my math test. More often than not I picked Conan.

By: Big Nasty

Big Nasty — Tue, 25 May 2010 21:36:07 +0000

Conan Was Cool Especially When Your Were Blown.

In The Year 3000…………

By: Jordan Brooke

Jordan Brooke — Mon, 03 May 2010 05:39:47 +0000

Old man is old.

By: SL

SL — Sun, 02 May 2010 22:18:44 +0000

Conan was never funny, thats why he was on later, he had may two shticks that were funny, then the year 2000 came and went and he was down to none.

By: JJ

JJ — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:39:20 +0000

I’m sorry, but tell me to go away for $45 million and i’ll disappear off the planet, never to be seen again… Then just keep living off the interest…

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:09:43 +0000

Yeah Jami, Conan wasn’t funny at all…

*insert face palm picture here*