it was a photoshopped picture from a colbert report, with the colbert platinum “necker nymph”, which was this guy’s new submersible. The joke was “it is not a naked lady hanging onto your neck”.
“Dood… So, I was out kitesurfing, right? Then, all of the sudden, I get tackled from behind by Gollum! I always thought Gollum was, like, CGI! But no, he was played by some skeletal-skinny chick with a loincloth. JEEBUS, that was freaky!”
Folks, don’t you recognize billionaire owner of Virgin Corp., Sir Richard Branson?? I can’t believe you guys think the woman is mannish or skeletal. I guess we have gotten so obese on average in the US that we no longer recognize what humans are supposed to look like. Take a look at some pictures from the 40′s and 50′s. People are supposed to look slim. This woman is fit, toned and beautiful. I see no ribs, only good musculature.
Um those are muscles not shoulder blades, i don’t like tattoos so yeah i agree there. She definitely is not too skinny, that’s muscle. You people are ridiculous
I think it’s unfair to the girl to assume, just because she is so much younger, that she is some sort of gold digger. Maybe we shouldn’t pre-judge. That might be her father.
She has a daughter who is 31 years old, so she can’t be that young. It’s not one of those things like a 20-year-old marrying a guy with both feet in the grave and one bony hand clawing to get out.
That’s the way muscles look when they are in use. She’s not skinny, and being fit is not the same thing. I guess it’s been years since any of you have seen that, though. (On yourself or anyone else).
I concur… people with more critique than “common” sense or taste, let alone experience with things that require use of muscles for more than opening snacks. Fitness = foreign freakiness? That grip and body looks like she’s a phenomenally fun ride!
hmm… this is a unnatractive pose of her and she does look a bit masculine, but in her other pictures she is better and has quite a pretty face. She is not disgustingly skinny which is good. One thing is though this is a terrible publicity stunt, there are other ways of gaining attention other than parading yourself in front of photographers like a money hungry prostitute and clinging on to a man old enough to be your grandfather!
“MONEY
It even makes old and crazy guys attractive”
errr…. no it doesn’t, the MONEY is attractive.
Well, to some people it is, for some reason I can’t figure. In reality, our so called ‘need’ for money is pretty stupid. We can get anything we need from Nature. What we DON’T need is what costs money to build/make. Lots of people in several tribes around the world don’t use it and I’m sure they’re happier than we are.
Wow. That picture makes no sense.
Well put.
Sense
This picture makes none
BUTTSECKS
You’re doing it wrong.
it makes perfect sense. hes rich, and that makes her horny.
it was a photoshopped picture from a colbert report, with the colbert platinum “necker nymph”, which was this guy’s new submersible. The joke was “it is not a naked lady hanging onto your neck”.
It’s attack of the naked girls…how does that not make sense?
i like ur style
Sense
you need some.
The picture makes sense. He has money. She is attracted. He’s old and crazy, well w/o the money the chick would be like ” f-that. Cya later.”
He is the owner of Virgin… and the woman is the girlfriend of the photographer.
Believe it…
it’s actually his wife, Joan Templeman. The mother of their 29-yo daughter.
No, it’s really not.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/21/richard-branson-and-a-nak_n_189643.html
Me was right. It was a photoshoot with a model, not his wife.
It WAS the photographer’s girlfriend back then. It’s his wife now.
hence the old and crazy but rich analogy
Ride-em whore-girl!
Oh damn, he’s picked up another suckerfish.
Honey get ready for the ride of your life!
Want
But it can’t make that woman look less mannish.
it’s the mannish jawline methinks.
hormonal medicine can.
Yet people are voting for the thing in droves. No accounting for taste.
Yeah, tell me with a straight face that you would sleep in your bathtub if she was in your bed.
lol
Is that Richard Branson? Please someone confirm…
He is.
“Dood… So, I was out kitesurfing, right? Then, all of the sudden, I get tackled from behind by Gollum! I always thought Gollum was, like, CGI! But no, he was played by some skeletal-skinny chick with a loincloth. JEEBUS, that was freaky!”
it mockses us my preciousss
The only way money could make that guy attractive is if he spent it on plastic surgery. Maybe.
Folks, don’t you recognize billionaire owner of Virgin Corp., Sir Richard Branson?? I can’t believe you guys think the woman is mannish or skeletal. I guess we have gotten so obese on average in the US that we no longer recognize what humans are supposed to look like. Take a look at some pictures from the 40′s and 50′s. People are supposed to look slim. This woman is fit, toned and beautiful. I see no ribs, only good musculature.
I’d say it’s because her face really, really looks like a man’s.
you can see the ribs on her BACK, next to her icky tattoo and below her bony, old-woman shoulder blades.
Um those are muscles not shoulder blades, i don’t like tattoos so yeah i agree there. She definitely is not too skinny, that’s muscle. You people are ridiculous
Harsh, but fair.
I think it’s unfair to the girl to assume, just because she is so much younger, that she is some sort of gold digger. Maybe we shouldn’t pre-judge. That might be her father.
So you’re saying that she’s joy-riding naked on her father’s back?
I question the family dynamics there.
I second that.
The phrase “question the family dynamics” just killed me for some reason.
/agrees
She has a daughter who is 31 years old, so she can’t be that young. It’s not one of those things like a 20-year-old marrying a guy with both feet in the grave and one bony hand clawing to get out.
Now that was funnier than the poster, by a long shot.
That’s the way muscles look when they are in use. She’s not skinny, and being fit is not the same thing. I guess it’s been years since any of you have seen that, though. (On yourself or anyone else).
I concur… people with more critique than “common” sense or taste, let alone experience with things that require use of muscles for more than opening snacks. Fitness = foreign freakiness? That grip and body looks like she’s a phenomenally fun ride!
It’s sad that looking fit is called looking manly. Weirdos. What has the world come to?
Unless you’re a guy.
The point of the picture being, try to land a younger chic when your his age and you DON’T own half the planet. No play for Mr. Gray.
hmm… this is a unnatractive pose of her and she does look a bit masculine, but in her other pictures she is better and has quite a pretty face. She is not disgustingly skinny which is good. One thing is though this is a terrible publicity stunt, there are other ways of gaining attention other than parading yourself in front of photographers like a money hungry prostitute and clinging on to a man old enough to be your grandfather!
dude this gives me a boner!!! and so does hacking
“MONEY
It even makes old and crazy guys attractive”
errr…. no it doesn’t, the MONEY is attractive.
Well, to some people it is, for some reason I can’t figure. In reality, our so called ‘need’ for money is pretty stupid. We can get anything we need from Nature. What we DON’T need is what costs money to build/make. Lots of people in several tribes around the world don’t use it and I’m sure they’re happier than we are.
THANK you, Mr Killington! Now would you like to lead us on a revisit to the birth of the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company?
Actually… that sort of looks like fun =\
it’ll looks better if that naked model posed in font of that old guy XD
HOLY-
If you take the photo for what it is and without your creepy bias, it’s very senual
Photoshop fail
Money……once you find some hold on as long as you can.
virgin-not anymore
Hey look, a parasite.
She really should be wearing a life-vest…