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Dead Squid

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Submitted by: Sihllehl via deMotivational Builder

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  1. DR SHRUBBERY! says:

    *sigh* i guess im going to have to clean em up. now where did i put my dead squid vacuum?

  2. Eat Me says:

    Way to be on top of things, antimoo. FAIL!

  3. Ignatz says:

    Give me flour, eggs, some hot oil and plenty of garlic mayonnaise. Problem solved.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When given dead squid, make sushi. Or whatever the heck it is your recipe creates. I hate squid, but yours makes it sound edible.

      • Ignatz says:

        fried calamari! Egg and flour batter, hot oil for deep frying. Slice squid into rings, batter, fry, and eat with garlic mayo and maybe a little hot sauce and plenty of beer. WIN! Squid’s gotta be fresh, and you gotta cook it real fast otherwise it gets all rubbery.

      • Renato says:

        When lives gives you lemons, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING without water and sugar as well :P

      • Cave Johnson says:

        When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR —- LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that’s gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”

  4. RJMac says:

    The question should be, “who cares?”

  5. ThetaSigma says:

    I can’t help but wonder if this question was written by the manager of a hockey rink… Only in hockey would heckles take the form of throwing dead sea life onto the playing surface.

    • thedude says:

      Coming from Detroit here, I think that this would have to come from the joe Louis manager, because he is the guy who has to constantly clean em up. Plus, at least here in the D, the squid is the highest form of praise for our Wings. GO WINGS!! lol

  6. laughingman says:

    why, the Squid Squad, of course..

  7. laughingman says:

    Why, the Squid Squad, of course!

  8. Lucifer says:

    What I want to know is what you do with the dead squid once you have them clean.

  9. W says:

    Ya! Go U of Windsor! This was in our mandatory first year *Canadian* English course from Pearson education; an American company teaches us Canadian English…

  10. Penquin says:

    i agree, the squid squad will take care of all your dead squid problems.
    But you have to wonder how it got there in the first place…

  11. Pooh says:

    Whose squid are they?

  12. FletcherDOA says:

    Well…the real question is…how did all these dead squid get here to begin with?

  13. Eat Me says:

    Nice! No fail for you!

  14. FletcherDOA says:

    Why thank you!


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