Secrets
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I’d hit it.
With a car, right?
I’d hit you, actually.
Chris Brown hit that.
with a cactus.
hawt! lol
I think I dated him/her.
Oh, my eyes! MY EYES!!
I’d give you Eye bleach, but I’ve used it all.
Do you have Brain Bleach???!!!
http://www.mindbleach.com
its just a big slide show of cute pictures of cats.
your welcome
…and this guy has two.
It looks so fake, maybe it’s a balloon because it looks like light is passing right through.
it’s actually a small tail. We’re safe.
Um …
Penis means “tail.”
No, “penis” means the male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged. The word did, however, originate from the Latin word for tail.
Also, I’m pretty sure this must be fake… look how much clearer the outline of the “penis” is than the rest of her silhouette.
I’m pretty sure the guy knew what a penis is.
but did he know what it was used for?
i would hope so
Actually, penis does, in fact, mean “tail” in Latin. Good try though, wolfram. Try harder next time.
I take it back. I’m a dumbass and will stfu
Well when you move to Latia, tell us and THEN you can use penis and tail interchangeably.
Latia? Because of ‘latin’? Lol you best be trolling dude.
Actually, he’s right. “Penis” does mean tail. In Latin.
however, the language we are dicussing this topic in is English, so that point is rendered moot.
That is SO shopped.
“Shopped”? My 7 y/o could do that w/ M$ Paint.
And at that age, it might even be funny.
you sir, win
Lady Gaga, is that you?
Her boobs are too big to be gaga’s
she just couldn’t find the bog in time
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I dont get thi…..
OH MY GOD!
that’s the same reaction I had!
LADY GAGA
That’s Mariah Carey, and it’s Photoshopped. Of course if she had a penis they would have photoshopped that out the first time..
Looks more like she’s pooping and it’s hanging out of her butt then a penis.
Amen, sister! Glad I’m not the only chick like that!
Not a secret anymooooooore……
I think Victoria just told us her secret
Ha!
I didn’t think her secret would be this bad! D:
S**T JUST GOT REAL!!!!!!!
ZOMG NO JOKE LOL
Use lube
I’m a girl, and I think whoever this lady is, has a GORGEOUS body. Penis is totally fake. Wow, she has a perfect figure!
the poster of this comment is a lier.
rules of the internet state, rule 30: there are no girls on the internet
Win. Nicely done.
Liar*
you fail at trolling my good sir.
Actually she looks like she needs to eat a cookie, a bit too skinny in my opinion. Then again the whole “model” physique these days is usually anorexic with no chest at all. She’s got the chest (Maybe.) but I’d think she’d look attractive if she put on a couple pounds. Skinny =/= Beautiful.
It’s a bi male’s dream too
does that mean im a bi male?
Well said, Loft.
Not just for bi guys you know
no s**t sherlock.
:’(
rofl
LBean, it’s not all that bad. At least bi women like me even though I am nowhere near that hot. Sometimes just plain cute is good enough.
Faaaaake !!
It’s the gorgeous Mariah Carrey
there : http://www.les-stars-nues.com/Celebs/chanteuses/mariah_carey/marcar/images/mariahcareypromos05031kr.jpg
You guys do know the original picture was photoshopped before they put it in the album art, right? Yeah, her body doesn’t look like that. It’s pretty flabby.
lady gaga, is that you?
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NAUGHTY PICTURES?!?
EPIC WIN
you know, it actually IS hell, but ive been doing it for too many years… as for lgbtq pride, w00t!
wait… what do trans-women have to do with black people? O_o
When I saw this, for the first time, my penis felt confusion.
If you got turned into A girl what is the first thing you would do?
Make someone a sammich.
at first i thought it was aldygaga but then i said nvm shes not dressed like a scarecrow
i really hope she’s just taking a pooh
I don’t think either option is good.
Say what you want, but that chick is HUNG!
You’ve got me feeling nauseous….deeper than I ever dreamed of.
Please be poo
Please be poo
Please be poo
Relax, its just a shadow of her penis… Er I mean (whoops.)
hmph no wonder! …… i mean…….. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY HOT LAVA TO PUT ON MAH EYES!!!?????? (plz be poo plz be poo oh god!! PLZ!)
her name might be “um *ahem* hung low”
my pee wee is actually confused……..
I vaguely remember seeing this photo (the original) before… Mariah Carey?
lady gaga?
this made me cry
YUCK
well… That’s my mama!
This pic was way funnier when I saw it 2 years ago and it was titled ‘Victoria’s Secret’.
that’s a pretty big secret if you know what i mean.
I don’t see a problem. Shopped or not, if she were proud enough to show it, good for her.
And yes, there are women on the internet. Rule 30 lies.
Is it a bad thing that mine is smaller?
No, just sad.
Mmmmmm. I’d hit it every which way.
Lola, is that you?
I would. No wait, I wouldn’t, because then I would be in penthouse.
Self dignity: I has some.
agree…im bi all the fun rolled into one
Finally, someone else with a working brain.
Because having the same sexual preferences as you = having a brain.
And… what? You were feeling superior to everyone else? They were doing the same thing that you are doing now, except their preferences were different than yours.
I think TC is referring to the fact that, finally, someone didn’t assume only men would be here.