
The Muzzle Of A Tank
The international sign for “You Are So F***ing F***ed!”
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The Muzzle Of A Tank
The international sign for “You Are So F***ing F***ed!”
Submitted by: Wischman via deMotivational Builder
Hmm, good thing the barrel is rusted out on the inside.
It isn’t rust, the inner most portion of the barrel’s metal is dyed red-ish a few mm’s in so they can gauge the amount of wear on the barrel, they don’t do it anymore, it is an old school method. There is some useless information for you.
Very nice use of unnecessary information
Actually that is rust. The Leopard 1 does not have a red dye in the rifling. A metal gauge is used to determine how worn the barrel in. That an number of rounds that have been fired through that barrel are logged to determine lifespan of the barrel. The reason i know this is because i was a tanker for 15 years in the Canadian forces.
futonlife just got counter-PWNed!
You, sir, just won the internet.
and, here I thought it was an American M60, on static display at Fort Knox, Ky…. but, then again, I wasn’t a tanker, ever, so what do I know?
that caption should read “at this point, you ARE f**ked”
hm. canadian.
I would make a Canada joke, but then you guys also play hockey and have never lost a war and burned down our capital back when you were Brits… so… nvm.
17 dolla- wait…
AHHH! I see what you did there!
We all see what he did there. You, sir, just failed
Well, if he’s seen what everyone has seen and if it’s the reason why you think he failed, everyone failed (including you).
Hm. Well played. Normally I’d attempt to insult you and call you various heinous names for pretending to be a member of the CF… but you would appear to know what you’re talking about (Even though I dont know much about tanks) and you call yourself Zipper Head. So yeah. Good on ya for serving. Much respect and all that good stuff.
if your a zipperhead, does that mean your also a penis brain?
The nickname zipperhead comes from our reputation of getting scars on our heads from the tank hatches as we were bouncing around in the vehicle cross country. However your comment just makes you an asshat.
Nice. Win, again!
You ALREADY have the internet. Stop winning. We don’t have anything left to give you.
lol
you are a WIN!
you deserve more internets!!!1!1one!!11
thats not rust. thats the powder and waste from the missle
No it’s not. Read the above comments before posting. The Leopard 1 doesn’t fire a missile through it’s main gun. It’s rust, trust me on this. Also you miss spelled ‘missile’. Point to note: Russian tanks are capable of firing a missile out of their main guns.
I thought after our bet the other day you would appreciate this.
Not true in the middle east its an rpg
LMFAO, You mean like this- http://verydemotivational.com/2010/02/19/demotivational-posters-open-highway-facilitator/
Or even better this- http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3066114304
I think it’s a Leopard I, made in West Germany and used by a number of armies, including West Germany, Netherlands, and Canada.
Yeah I think your right, definitely looks like the one in this picture:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leopard1_cfb_borden_2.JPG
In fact I just realized It is the EXACT SAME ONE just from a different angle, the building in the background is the exact same, that’s funny.
This is the Worthington Tank Museum in Ontario, Canada. Good Call warhorse
It’s the same tank, different angle.
Proof:
Look at the building in the background. See the edge extending out about halfway up the side? Look at the wiki pic. Same building.
The sidewalk just confirms it
Not a Leopard. A Leopard is armed with a 120mm Reinmetal gun that is smooth bore. Not rifled.
A smooth bore tank? Really? You’re going to lock that in, are you?
Umm no, the Leopard 2 has a 120mm smooth bore gun made by Reinmetal, the same gun that is on the M1A1 Abrams tank. The Leopard 1 pictured here at the tank museum in C.F.B. Borden Ontario Canada has a 105mm rifled main gun. Again, I served on these vehicles for 15 years in the Canadian Armed Forces.
A lesson to be learned: don’t try to argue with someone who has served the army for 15 years.
at least, not about the equipment they worked with every bleeding day! lol… good advice.
Most definately rust, and yes its Canadian, and its sitting on the lawn across from me right now.
CFB Borden, Ontario. I have the exact same picture, just closer up, and with snow on the ground.
why does a tank need rearview mirrors, if you drive a tank people should know to get out of the way of a tank thats driving forward let alone backwards
It’s a Canadian tank. If you don’t realize you hit the car and flattened it, you can see the wreckage in the mirror and say sorry. Simple as that.
Actually its so you can drive them on civilian roads.
Landsknecht – Nope, that’s a Leopard 1. You’re thinking of the Leopard 2 – bigger, more powerful with 120 mm smoothbore (German design, also used on the M1A1 onwards, the Merkava 3 onwards). That’s the barrel of the British Royal Ordance L7 105mm which was used on a number of western tanks in the 60s and 70s such as the Merkava 1 and 2, the M60 Patton, the original M1 Abrams and later versions of the Centurion.
Tank geek, I am.
The Merkava mk3-4 use a 120mm smooth bore of Israeli design not the German Reinmetal gun. Aside from researching it a way to tell is by looking at the fume extractor on the Merkava. It has sharp edges while the Reinmetal design has a much more curved appearance at both ends.
@everyone:
SHUT UP AND RESPECT THE F@#%ING TANK!!!
YAY SOMEONE WITH SENSE NOT TO ARGUE IN FRONT OF A TANK THT CAN BLOW U STARAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!
Insurgent with well placed IED says TROLLOLOLOLOLOL.
i agree with karen
Its weird to me, because i thought that even the old leopard tanks had the smoothbore gun. Guess not. Nice pic, great tank even though its old now.
OMG a tank!!!
Rear view mirrors? Must be a French tank. That’s how they can see where they’re going.
No, French tanks are driven forward just like any other tank. They’re also far more manoeuvrable–they can turn on a dime to bug out–and the gun points off the back end instead of the front because that’s the end that’s going to be facing the enemy.
Win.
That wasn’t very nice, France has fine weapons. I bought and ex-french military rifle one time and it was great- never been fired and only dropped once!
Pssh, I’ve seen bigger. Hell, I gotta bigger one than that….
you must mean the mirrors!
That is so f**king funny! My friend Marcus showed this to me.
Germans making tanks and weapons? That`s new!
Irony: Germany’s current tank (latest version of the Leo 2) is no match for Israel’s current tank (Merkava Mark IV).
nope. the leo 2a6 has better armour, a better gun (120 vs. 90mm) and its smaller, lighter, and fasted.
I’d like to see the Leo 2 go up against the United States M1A1 Abrams.
Irony: German military can wipe the Israeli military on the floor.
They won’t do it because they are both defensive forces, not offensive.
only if your jew…… its a german tank
Yup merkava nice but leo 2 a6 bad ass piece of kit….now we need new recce units.. Mind you we have more Leo 2 a4′s
but it just wants to play!!!
Son of a *****
its obvious the Confederate Stonewall SJ89-A Class tanks are far superior to any tank.