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I don’t like being touched.

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  1. FlareKitsune says:

    Photoshop fail.

  2. Ben says:

    I’ve dated chicks like this.

  3. Ben says:

    And unfortunately, it’s NOT photoshop. Dude lost his hand…. National Geographic pic.

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070413-crocodile-picture.html

  4. DarkLady says:

    Poor ‘gator… by now it’s been sliced open to retrieve the rest of the damfool. :-(

  5. Thor says:

    First crocodile: “Hey Phil, can you give me a hand?” ”

    Second crocodile: No, I am saving it for later”

  6. murky says:

    “Ugh, this dude really needed a bath.”

  7. FutonLife says:

    Oh my God, that makes my hand hurt, and my stomach turn a little. I’m fine but it is pretty intense pic.

  8. jOHN says:

    It’s not Photoshop, it’s a member of Adams Family!

  9. d-bag says:

    Don’t freak. It was a Zoo worker who got a little too close, and the gator took off his hand. But they re-attached it just fine. Btw, I think this took place in china somewhere.

  10. Orph says:

    Ohh saving this one :)

    “Veterinarian Chang Po-yu was reaching through iron bars to remove tranquilizer darts before treating the 440-pound (200-kilogram) reptile when the inadequately sedated animal bit the vet’s forearm off.”

    Guy was an idiot who deserved to lose whatever he stuck in there. The whole damn zoo seems to be full of incompetent DDD’s. They shot twice at a Nile croc and couldn’t hit? Wtf?

    • EJFPQ says:

      well, i’m pretty sure they didn’t want to kill it for doing what a crocodile does naturally. they just wanted the hand back.

  11. Jack says:

    Ha ha – “PHOTOSHOP WIN” morons. Shadows match up my ass – what a bunch of “expert” pozers.

    • BellatrixFan says:

      I saw it on Animal Planet, this is real. Some dude climbed into the crocodile pen and his hand was bitten off. This was on Untamed and Uncut just last year.

    • taitano says:

      :-} *pats Jack on head* Dawwwww. Dat’s cute. You have any idea how easy it is to analyse a photo to see if it’s shopped? What you need is a copy of Photoshop, or an equivalent and a little knowhow.

      That said. You don’t need it for this pic. Just right-click, “search image” and Hey, PRESTO! It’s real! Some idiot Zookeeper in China got his hand bitten off by a half-sedated croc.

    • Schaffer says:

      DuDE Lykwe OMG JOo R Soa COOlx, Din Need REads UP ArtIKLe.

  12. I couldn’t agree more.

  13. Btrstarwolf says:

    This is real. I saw it it popular science magazine a few years ago

  14. Baka says:

    Adding to the horrible image, they also included pics of the guy with his bloody nub bandaged up as they took him to the hospital originally. i remember that pic well, kinda turned my stomach a bit to think of it (notice the meat grinder style on the right side, chunks hanging down from the mouth)

  15. Lysol says:

    I’m glad they were able to reattach it, but I don’t know how this guy will return to work, ever. I had a rat jump out on me at one job, and I told them to mail me my last check.

    • mavisbeecon says:

      because the idiots who work with animals usually go ‘Daw, hes jusht bein hisself, he dunn meen no hurm to anyun’

  16. B. Hussein O. says:

    Poor guy, but he got his hand reattached, functional, to his arm.
    Yay, Science!

  17. Me, Myself, & I says:

    EPICPUKE

  18. Goose Goose says:

    That’s just morbidly obese.

  19. aly#1 says:

    That must hurt or maybe not.

  20. aly#1 says:

    But I still can’t believe that its a real pic.

  21. Haakoneh says:

    Watch out! Crock is armed!

  22. JUNIOR856 says:

    “Chubs”… “You took his hand”

  23. EH? says:

    I have a better caption :P “I nomed your arm” “what the f*** you gonna do about it” .

  24. JCO72 says:

    Shoulda fed him a clock…

  25. iRonisch says:

    …talked to the hand….

  26. cgray says:

    No harm, no foul. They shot the croc repeatedly, but the bullets just bounced off its hide. And, they got the hand back, and reattached it to the idiot who got a little too close to a F**KING CROCODILE.

  27. Rouyakan says:

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070413-crocodile-picture.html
    Yes it really did rip his arm off, and yes, they really did reattach it to be functional.

  28. ThePessimisticcritic says:


    TIS REAL!

  29. Mad_Hatteress says:

    I agree. It is a real human hand, and as such it could be disturbing to people.

    I view this as a new low for VD. What’s next, pictures of real deceased people?

  30. Anna Rexia says:

    If you’re surfing instead of working, it’s not the responsibility of everyone else on the internet to be careful what they display.

  31. Justin says:

    Just scroll up to the bike one…

  32. Mad_Hatteress says:

    Oh lordy….

  33. Mad_Hatteress says:

    Yeah, because I totally work normal hours. GFYS.

  34. John M says:

    He has a point, you are responsible for your own actions, to include what you look at on the internet.

    It doesn’t matter when or where you work. GFYS indeed. Grow up and take responsibility for yourself.

  35. John M says:

    * “He” or “She”, so hard to tell from a user name.


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