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Strange Bastards

Submitted by: Tegan via deMotivational Builder

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  1. Xilver says:

    Who doesn’t?
    If you make a good job of parking, hey, treat yourself.

  2. Henk the Killer says:

    The worst part about this is that there is actually is a town in Germany that’s called Wank.

    • Greg says:

      Yeah? Well, there’s a town called Muff in Ireland. No joke.

    • Paisley Pirate says:

      Don’t forget F***ing, Austria…

      • Bear666 says:

        The US has strange town names as well such as Intercourse PA which is much better than Blueball PA or Climax MN, just a short drive from Fertile which has really sandy, poor quality soil so they must not have been talking about the growing conditions of the land.

  3. ConspiracyBoy says:

    Is that bigfoot in the lower left corner?

  4. adam says:

    for singles who want to go doging

  5. POLAND says:

    I see that language study is still in diapers in America.

    • zip0 says:

      Hey now, dont make fun of Americans because they are ignorant of other languages, they are still trying to learn their own. Give the poor bastards some credit, english is a hard, hard, oh so complicated language.

    • johne says:

      ur polish, ur nationality is the start of a multitude of jokes

  6. Butterfingers says:

    Strange bastards

    Yeah, Americans never wank in the park.

    At least, not each other.

  7. dead babys says:

    BBBBLLLLAAAAAAGGGGGGUUUU

  8. Mongoose says:

    That’s in Poland, near the famous Nordic chapel Wang. The parking owner was forced to change the name from “Wang” as it was violating copyrights, so he came up with this…

    also, we have a newspaper called Fart – it’s “luck” in Polish.

  9. sarah says:

    Yet no-one ever mentions the Dutch town of Rectum.

  10. i drink pee says:

    I SEE DEAD PEOPLE AND Eat BABYS FOR TEA

    WAAAARRRRRGGGGGG

  11. i drink pee says:

    WAAAARRRRRGGGGGG

    WAAAARRRRRGGGGGG

    WAAAARRRRRGGGGGG
    BLLLLLAAASARRRRRR
    WAAAARRRRRGGGGGG
    BLLLLLAAAAARRRRRR

  12. i drink pee says:

    SARAH IS A SLuT

    WWWWAAAARRRRGGGG

  13. i drink pee says:

    WWWWAAAARRRRGGGG
    ITS AN OWL!!
    WWWWAAAARRRRGGGG
    A BLUE OWL!!

  14. WARG GUH GUH says:

    i love to rhape children

    WWWWAAAARRRRGGGG

  15. WWWWAAAARRRRGGGG says:

    LUKE…I AM YOUR FATHER
    NO!
    LUKE…I AM YOUR FATHER

  16. niglets! says:

    thats probably the french then

  17. BLAACK POOOPLE says:

    BLACK PEOPLE ARE VERMIN

  18. BLAACK POOOPLE says:

    I KICK BABIES its fun to watch them try 2 crawl away

  19. TheQ11 says:

    I bet this sign is from The Netherlands or Germany. Possibly Belgium.

    Not all europeans are strange bastards. Im only strange….

  20. hungirl says:

    F*** YOU!

  21. teodor says:

    you f***ing bastards,,, youre a f***ing strange <<nude people<<OBESITY<<etc.

  22. zip0 says:

    AMERICANS
    fat bastards

  23. Momo says:

    Americans: the idiots who think to “export” democracy with bombs and killing babies…and are we the strange bastard?

  24. ShanaBeth says:

    “Europeans: Touchy Bastards” might have worked better.

  25. torilix says:

    hey,i think that really is big foot on the bottom left corner.

  26. Watch as I abuse your language says:

    I knew the Europeans were hiding big foot, but did anyone listen? No.

  27. mavisbeecon says:

    Christ, you thin skinned euros need to settle down…most of the posters on here are based on things that happen in america, a large portion of them DO make fun of america, and we still laugh at it.
    It’s funny because of a slang word we use in america, if you don’t want to laugh at it then i suggest going to a different site.

  28. ttnt says:

    yeaaaaah and proud to be!!!!!!!!(european)

    message to americans
    please juste stop to think that french are latino
    when we listen the original version of americans films with french character, they had a latino accent :/
    but ok… i admit that french accent in english/american sucks alot :/ but we’re not the same
    i’m pretty sure it don’t please latino :/

    sorry for bad english!

    • Bear666 says:

      If you are getting technical, wouldn’t all languages that descended from Roman Latin be a latino language? I know the correct term is Romance language, but still, just a thought. Also since so much of English is based on French or Latin wouldn’t that too be latino?

  29. Alexandra says:

    I’m pretty sure most of the French people who study English as I do in university have a better English -or American because we learn them both- than most of you, so please stop thinking you are so genuinly great and be proud that people learn your language when you don’t learn theirs.

    Compared to French, English is f***ing easy.

    So before writting that French are twats, just try once to learn our language, and after we’ll see who the twats are…

    • mavisbeecon says:

      I took french in high school (and i can proudly say it was a major waste of effort since i NEVER use it) and it wasn’t nearly as confusing as english. French, German, and most of the other euro languages have conjugations and sentence structure as their major challenges, in english we have mostly things like word spellings that make no sense and 5 words that mean the same thing but have to be used at different, specific times. All in all once you get the hang of french, german, yada yada it isn’t that bad, but you can study english your whole life and can still be guessing on how to spell some words.

      • Anon says:

        Eh. I am English and most of us have no idea what the hell we’re saying half the time.
        Spellings depress us too. We were trying to tell our History teacher (who is foreign, but he wont tell us where from) how to spell “Dilemma” and we couldn’t agree on how it was spelt. In the end we gave up, turned the word on the board into a vague scribble, and carried on learning about the French.

        It is great to know exactly when certain words or spellings are necessary though. Definitely one of those things you just have to know. Learning it, i imagine, would be a nightmare.

  30. Clark says:

    Oh. My. God. I asked my boyfriend why he wanted to take me to a park tilted “Wank” I soon found out.

    Well, not really. The park had a diffrent name.

  31. John says:

    the ‘K’ is too obvious a photoshop. looks way too thin

  32. Lottidiot says:


    Theres accualy a town in the Netherlands called Sexbierum.
    Sex, beer and rum ;D

  33. emps says:

    FYI the Wank is a mountain near Garmisch-Partenkirchen in Germany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_%28mountain%29) , so I guess this is a sign for a park space for hikers.

  34. dagothurr says:

    wargh

  35. Best piece of writing…


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