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Older Men
They Are Pretty Disgusting.

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  1. Billy-Rex says:

    Saying first is f.ing lame.

  2. carbo says:

    wtf???

  3. jamisings says:

    As someone who’s 33 and not a school girl, I happen to love older men. I’d rather date a man in his 60s then a boy in his 30s. And before you say anything, it’s not the quantity, it’s the quality.

    • Dude says:

      I’d make a joke about sexagenarians…but I doubt many would get it the first time round.

    • Rich says:

      That’s just a rationalization for the fact that no 30-somethings would touch you. You’re not fooling anyone.

    • lieutenantURNER says:

      lol, i just read your blog and one thing caught my eye. on your post about the “mosque” at ground zero, all you did was bash atheists. Evolution has been scientifically proven and you say you dont like to be an extremist yet you take a very extreme stance on atheism… and btw if you feel this strongly about topics allow people to comment on your posts instead of hiding behind them.

      • wtf143 says:

        evolution is a theory, the “theory” that we evolved from apes has not been scientifically proven, scientists still haven’t found a missing link between humans and apes. until that happens it is still just a theory. if we evolved from apes, why are they still alive, when cro-magnons evolved from neanderthals all the neanderthals died, so why didn’t the apes. not saying it is alright to bash atheists, your choice is your choice, but get your facts straight before you fall headlong into an argument

        • Kopowango says:

          Part Une
          Evolution is not a theory and never really was. It is a gradual change in the characteristics of a species over many generations and is generally accepted among the scientific community as a fact. The theory that you have confused it with is the Theory of Natural Selection. This theory is not dependent on “transitional forms” but rather acts an explanation of how evolution occurs. This is what is in contention among scientists. They are not arguing over whether evolution occurred but rather what mechanism was used.
          Part Deux
          There is no scientific body that says that humans evolved from modern apes. We are more likely genetic cousins who branched off from a common ancestor several million years ago. Cro-magnon, who are early Homo sapiens living in Europe, existed side by side with Neanderthals. If you want, I will send you the sources but I do not want to make an already long message even longer.
          Overall, it seems like you do not understand the subject matter of which you are arguing about. My recommendation is to read up on source material before trying to condescendingly tell someone to get their facts straight. Thanks :)

        • Regor23 says:

          Yet God created earth in 6 days and took the 7th to rest…Logic is as logic does and sometime that logic is called oppression.

        • Browgeo says:

          Yes, good…..gravity is also a theory but I really don’t think it gives a f**k about what your beliefs are

          • III says:

            Gravity is a law not a theory…

            • alisoncircus says:

              The theory of gravity is a theory. The law of gravity is a law. Theories are stated in words. Laws are stated in mathematics. Theories describe how laws work together; laws just are. The law of gravity is that it exists. The theory of gravity explains how it works. Got it yet?

        • Charles Rising says:

          CAh, wtf143, you should probably learn that what scientists call “theories” isn’t really quite the same as what you would call a theory.

        • that guy says:

          Actually the theory says that both apes and humans had the same ancestors a long long time ago. It never says that we evolved from apes please read up on things before you criticize them.

        • alisoncircus says:

          Scientists (specifically, paleoanthropologists) have found all the “links” between us and the common ancestor that we and the apes share. There is nothing “missing.” A theory is not a guess, it is a coherent description of a group of observations which makes predictions about discoveries that will be made. The predictions that evolutionary theory makes have been proven true by genetics, or have yet to have evidence be found one way or the other. If the genetic proofs of evolution were not true, there would be no cancer. Also, a species may evolve from another without eliminating the ancestral species. If this were not true, there would be no sharks. Finally, Cro-magnons did not evolve from Neanderthals. Neanderthals and Homo-sapiens both evolved from Cro-magnons. Get your facts straight before you fall headlong into an argument.

        • that guy says:

          No where in the theory of evolution does it say that people evolved from apes.

        • Pryde7 says:

          Sure, it’s called the Theory of Evolution, but a scientific theory is not the same as the kind of theories that you are thinking of. They have many, MANY things that prove them. Gravity is also a theory, and do you doubt that? I didn’t think so.

    • wtf143 says:

      amen to that

    • dreadd says:

      i just skimmed through your blog.
      3 facts are immediately obvious.
      1st, you’re a hypocrite.
      2nd, you hand out waaaay too much personal information, proving you are deluded as to your importance in the world.
      3rd, you seriously need professional help.

    • Lancer says:

      Who could look at a man’s hairy ass and find love?

    • cuddles says:

      Really bad idea to have your blog link up to this site, hun…..

    • Dj says:

      I think your quality is passed it’s shelf life.

  4. Tigerlily says:

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

  5. adam says:

    but its nature old + a hell load of money = 20 year old super model

  6. Roflcoptor Pilot says:

    At first glance, I thought “broken promises” said “broken penises.”

  7. A Non PC thug says:

    I love how older men who want younger women (not talking kids or even teenagers but legal age) are perverts, but older women who want young men are “cougars”… double standards.

    • RH says:

      Nah, cougars are perverts, too. The term is more of ‘age+gender+sexual orientation.’ Unless you think ‘chickenhawk’ is complementary, too?

  8. BigMomma says:

    Good Grief!!! How can they keep all of that in their pockets!?!?

  9. Rich says:

    That’s right, just keep telling them what they’re not supposed to do. It only makes them all the more eager.

    • RH says:

      Yes, they ought to add such useful things as “Don’t care about you, just your body,” “Smell funny,” “Look worse,” “Can’t get an older woman for a REASON,” and “Fully deserve to be used like they want to use you — make them your sex-starved toys!”

      Well, maybe not the last one.

  10. Nic says:

    They appear to have left “A lift to school” and “Jealous friends” off the list…. Put me through to the Pentagon….

  11. kelly says:

    and whats different ???
    old young guys

  12. This guy says:

    Phew, I though I was the only one who contracted ‘death’

  13. Dr. Awesome says:

    A funnier caption could have been something like, “Older men: They just keep on giving.”

  14. trans2rotf says:

    See, this sort of things take the fun out of life.

  15. DjDoDo says:

    Isn’t this a generally bad thing to do anyway? With it being illegal and all . . .

  16. Slyver says:

    Older men can give you dead,apparently.But they cant give you proper use of grammer.

  17. Slyver says:

    They also left money,a comparativly larger penis,and a bad reputation of this list…

  18. Slyver says:

    Oh it looked like it said dead…it says death…either way…i dont think age really effects AIDS…if your 30some,and you have AIDS,your either full of s**t,have a stupid doctor,or you just got it.

  19. Akliator says:

    LOL kkk

  20. rwill says:

    They forgot that they usually have free candy too.

  21. one legged one eyed one handed guy says:

    ah the things that could have been

  22. EveryBodyAboveMeisADouche says:

    No offence but do You have nothing Better to do?

  23. Tim says:

    Very refreshing seeing you all comment back and forth without getting really ignorant. Some sites get some feedback that breaks away from the original point and turns really nasty. I enjoyed reading your collective banter.

  24. 4NDR3W says:

    I’m confused, how did this get from older men giving people AIDS to an argument on the Darwinian theory of evolution?


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