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Superman
Doesn’t take “NO” for an answer

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  1. Fulano says:

    Get ready!!!

    1st :P

  2. Your innerself says:

    -Just relax, it’s not going to hurt!!!

  3. Angie says:

    It’s a shame that our fondest childhood memories of superheroes saving the world have been warped by age and time into images of gay pedophiles wearing blue tights. Next thing you know, we’ll be making innuendos about slinkies. Oh wait…

  4. Nerill says:

    L-O-L, THAT’S AWFUL!!!!!!!!

  5. MaxArt says:

    Oh God, that’s just too much. I should really think twice before pressing that submit button.

  6. adam says:

    and i thourht it was only batman that did that

  7. jamisings says:

    Sad thing is, I remember reading the history of Superman and they talked about how they did a comic on what to do if being sexually abused and a nine year old boy wrote Superman, asking for his help because his dad was raping him.

  8. jrharbort says:

    Looks like there is gonna be some action alright.

  9. bns says:

    Action comics….if only they knew what that would come to imply.

    • bns says:

      and now i just saw that it’s “superman’s action comics”…

      as though there was a collection of ones about him getting some

    • Limbburger says:

      So many comics where young superman gets “spanked” and…Smiles…
      “Man” of Steel for a reason, amiright?

  10. tyberius says:

    Maddox has a whole article about these comic book covers. Click my link and you’ll be laughing your ass off in no time. Promise!

  11. SP says:

    LOL very well done poster

  12. c.m. says:

    I saw this before on another site. I loved it so much I hunted the issue down online and ordered a copy of it to frame and hang on the wall.

  13. Roflcoptor Pilot says:

    Superman? Wouldn’t have guessed that… I thought they all wanted AYDS.

  14. Jonathan says:

    So… is he ALWAYS faster than a speeding bullet?

  15. ASDSA says:

    “BITE THE PILLOW IT’S GOING IN DRY !”

  16. Body says:

    I’l bet he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back

  17. Bob Loblaw says:

    Just the tip… Just for a minute.

  18. Shat Joe says:

    “No worries son, I’m faster than a speeding bullet!” “this won’t hurt at all!”

  19. ichigo2862 says:

    Superman: It’s SUPERTIME!
    Boy: NO! PLEASE, SUPERMAN NO!

  20. Hapqy says:

    YOW!! I know you’re the Man of Steel, but you could have warmed it up a bit first!

  21. zach says:

    no one can ecape superman when he’s horny. eww

  22. Jonathan says:

    Photoshop – You’re doing it wrong. http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_457

  23. terrowen111 says:

    man he could probrobly blow his load all the way from his ass through the kids body and into the next room…then again it wouldnt be as bad for the kid if hes faster to get off than a speeding bullet……then again it would still scar him

  24. I Stole Your Hat says:

    Oh look. An uke.

  25. Tony says:

    “Hang on Timmy… I’m going in dry….”

  26. Hook3r Puncher says:

    little Billy really wanted it, but didn’t realize before why they actually called him faster than a speeding bullet… imagine Billy’s ass… just look at the man of steel’s crotch area… it’s scorched from the friction burns

  27. Nora says:

    Holy s**t. That’s rape.

  28. KK-the-Prophet says:

    Not the first time Superman’s been doing s**t he shouldn’t be doing.

  29. nonamegiven says:

    thts not superman. thts Pedoman. Pedobear’s favourite hero

  30. emma says:

    wow just wow….

  31. U-Suck says:

    Worst part is… that comment above about the child, the one being raped by his father, actually asked Superman to help him (the child). It was not a troll story or a “Cool story, bro” story.


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