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demotivational posters

Because
They Don’t Want To

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  1. Mr. Wolf says:

    You sure you have one?

  2. tj says:

    If he is taking the pic with the camera in his hand and a mirror, shouldn’t the letters be backwards?

  3. þornstar says:

    I think the only funny thing about this picture is that it appears he took it in a mirror, meaning the words that are actually on the shirt are backwards. This may be a contributing factor to why they “don’t know bout it,” chuckles.

  4. Name (required) says:

    Why would you go around telling people that women have never met your penis?

  5. MR CROWLEY says:

    He’s taking the picture in the mirror…. So it should be backwards. This is fake. And pretty obvious. I don’t know if Very Demotivational just didn’t notice when they found the pic, or were just low enough on material that they had to fake this, but either way it’s pretty weak.

    • Envy says:

      Yes, because people are incapable of flipping photos.

      • ArchetypeOrigin says:

        You just owned Mr Crowley.
        Ozzy would be impressed.

      • MR CROWLEY says:

        look at the picture closely. It’s a pretty obvious shop. Notice how the letters don’t follow the creases and wrinkles in the shirt? Yes, its possible for someone to flip a photo, but thats not the case here. Also notice the lighting, and how the lettering just doesn’t sync up. They’re little things, but you can tell if you look.

        • KarmikCykle says:

          This is from a really old 4chan meme. Everything you can say about this picture has been said before dozens of times.

        • Roflcoptor Pilot says:

          It’s not completely, 100% authentic, and therefore it cannot possibly be humorous in any way. Furthermore, anybody who realizes that it’s not completly, 100% authentic is obligated to announce this fact to the rest of the internet community.

          Well done, sir. You’re truly a genius, and we’re all incredibly proud of you.

    • Rev. Layle says:

      well, duh, that’s your problem right there, you don’t go to 4chan. MYSTARY SOLVED – yay

    • II says:

      God help our troops…get a higher education.

      My bro-in-law is a Marine. Thankfully he represents our country well and holds an I.Q. above single digits. Please, go clean your rifle, and for our sake do NOT load it.

  6. Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

    Looks like Bud Bundy….probably about as popular with the ladies as Bud Bundy, too.

  7. A_Girl says:

    OMG, I think I threw up in my mouth a little…

  8. Math Nerd says:

    Wait, it looks like this picture was taken in a mirror (because the guy’s holding a camera) but wouldn’t that mean the text on his shirt is backwards?

  9. Jane Doe says:

    Because they prefer someone who can spell and punctuate correctly.

  10. Greener says:

    epic burn!

    • Stanislov getyuronabicc says:

      Wow that’s awesome!
      I never understood the fashion of a poser. Apparently standin in th mirror taking pictures of yourself makes u one bad mutha. Or in this kids case one bad muthas boy.

      Also either the picture was edited so the word ar read correctly or the shirt itself is “mirrored” so to see it correctly ud look in the mirror.

  11. adam says:

    also they wont be able to see it

  12. randomnerd says:

    WARNING: GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT
    ’bout’ should too – ‘ ’bout ‘
    ‘Dont’ should have an apostrophe – ‘don’t’
    Betcha thought this was aimed at a comment, right?

  13. Name (required) says:

    It’s obviously not him taking the picture because the camera is tilted down, away from him. I thought maybe it was someone else taking it through a door frame, not necessarily a mirror. Whatever the case, he’s a douche and nobody wants to know about his junk anyway.

  14. yami no ite says:

    Know what I find really amusing? Is the fact that if he’s supposedly showing off a shirt proclaiming his prdie in his junk, why does he look so apathetic?

  15. A_Girl says:

    LOL, the “dollhouse” comment above made me lol more than this ugly guy…

  16. TinaK says:

    That’s because any guy who calls women b!tches needs to go play with his own d!ck. Disrespectful, ignorant punks!

  17. GlassMan-RV says:

    And to believe he comes from Maryland…

    He’s… just like the rest of the people in Maryland, actually. ._.

  18. Hardware Hank says:

    Back of shirt:
    BUT DOODZ KNOW BOUT MY BUTTHOLE
    AWWWW YEH

  19. scrambles says:

    i have the feeling that this guy is a major douche…

  20. MLD says:

    They can’t know ’bout’ what doesn’t exist

  21. anonymous says:

    this is a 4chan meme idiots.

  22. wowyouranidiot says:

    ummmmmm if he took a pic in the mirror wouldnt the writing be backward ? im just sayin

  23. NEisel says:

    wow this douche bag even has a doll house in the other room

  24. James says:

    My only complaint is that there’s no apostrophe in “dont”.

  25. Dachampster says:

    Because: They cant find it

  26. CCR says:

    umm… has anyone noticed the luxurious yellow dollhouse in the backround? reminds me of the rapist from the lovely bones… Jeez i wish mr. Harvey was this hardcore!

  27. angel says:

    obviously at his momma’s to..haha f***in douche

  28. paw says:

    ….and you want to keep it that way? or …..and never will. or …..they just don’t know about it

  29. antoniogoya says:

    kentucky?

  30. will says:

    He pwned himself

  31. John says:

    also, is there a doll house in the background? prrrreeetty gangster…

  32. Chris says:

    Isn’t that Bud from Married with Children?

  33. ldrakesedgewick says:

    If you knew how to use apostrophes, maybe they would.

  34. ibc says:

    Weird, he misspelled “additional pylons”

  35. me says:

    am i the only one who noticed the doll house in the background?

  36. MMaurer says:

    Since hes’ obviously not the ‘scientist’ type, and there never even seen a miroscope neither does he.

  37. Anime Noob says:

    That’s one unique way to let your parents know your gay

  38. tim says:

    and they never will you pole smoker!

  39. herchu says:

    what a tough guy wearing a shirt with the cooper font

  40. name not needed says:

    reason why they don’t know? You’re gay, nice doll house. HAHAHAHA

  41. Zero says:

    They don’t know about mine either, but you don’t see me bragging about it. And it’s probably for the best that they don’t.

  42. TheEpicMilkMan says:

    i cant believe this is what people do on the internet… not the picture i mean argue over the damn thing.. how many of you have a girlfriend?

  43. Raven says:

    Got ripped off in a terrible deer accident…

  44. TinaK says:

    Dude, you’re illiterate and ignorant. Don’t call women hos and go make your own dam* food, pig! I outearn your worthless ASS, punk!

  45. Mack says:

    ROFLMAO. I missed that.

    Does this scream ‘I’m trying not to seem gay’ or what?!

  46. II says:

    Nobody cares how much you earn. We only care that you make the sandwich and make it quick.

  47. mavisbeecon says:

    You just nullified your comment by saying you outearn him. You have no proof of how much money he makes.

  48. A weired guy says:

    No, then he would be Justin Beiber.

  49. Kung_Fu_Pandurr says:

    IMPOSSIBRU!!! J.B. doesn’t have one!!!


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