
Boomsticks
better than rings and wands
Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
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Boomsticks
better than rings and wands
Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
lol
Gimme some sugar, baby.
You medieval screwhead.
Don’t you mean primative screwhead?
Don’t YOU mean primitive?
Army of Darkness WIN!!!
dont u mean “Groovy”
How could you possibly vote that down? Complete WIN. Maybe the 49 down voters never saw the movies.
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
yeah broomsticks FTW!
women it BOOMSTICK NOT BROOMSTICK
It’s up to over 300 fools now who never saw the movie.
oh god yes boomsticks deliciousness, thanks for the bruce campbell
Good, Bad. He’s the guy with the gun.
This is the coolest demotivational poster ever!!
Hail to the king, baby!
Duke Nukem isn’t in this picture!
If it wasn’t for ash, there wouldn’t be a duke nukem (catchphrase-wise at least).
I can’t help but think that The Lord of the Rings would only be one movie long if this guy was in it…..
groovy
or:
“Boomstick…This is mine”
One does not simply boomstick into Modor!
One does not simply take the hobbits to Mordengard.
You can drive your Fodo, tho’.
It really depends on what the rings and wands do.
Bring people out of the closet in masses.
I loved this flick. Confused plot, No awards for the acting, but great fun.
“Gort – Barada…mumble, mumble”
I will eat your SOUL! I love him…..
Well I think that he can kick anythings ass with that there Boomstick of his. It don’t matter if you got any ring or wand, Bruce and his trusty dusty Boomastick will pwn your ass!
The guys in the back look like they’ve never seen a shotgun before….
Well… They actually didn’t have the chance to see it. Watch the Army of Darkness
Ba-Ris-To!
“This is my… boomstick! Cobalt barrel, hair trigger, oak barrel.
Fail… Cobalt blued steel. white oak stock. and a hair trigger.
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
Doublefail
“It’s got a WALNUT stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.”
Clatto Verata Nicto.
aah Bruce Campbell, your cleft chin and kick ass acting has led you to the top of my B-list favorites, anyways it really should have been, “This is my BOOMSTICK!!!”
Groovy
Listen up you primative screwheads!
Why I play hunter.
Oh it was a magic Boomstick — double barrel action that never ran out of bullets + attitude + bionic Hand = Must see movie….
Ah yes, the boomstick. However, what is even better than the boomstick is the chainsaw hand
Now listen up you primitive screwheads!
Klatu… Barada… Nickle… neck tie… Necter, It’s an N word, Definately an N-word
Good, Bad
He’s the guy with the gun.
Hokey religins and ancient wepons are no match for a good shootgun at you’re side, kid.
I’m going to sound like an idot, but what movie is this?
idot. Idiot. Lmgtfy ‘boomstick + movie’ = Army of Darkness (1992)