Has Anyone Seen Kyle?
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Seen Kyle?
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Yeah! Nazi pwnage!
Nazi jokes – about as funny as a Nazi communal shower.
nothings as funny as german boys <3
you missed the point
so?…
^^^^^^^
POINTS.
some times you miss them
hey, Godwin’s Law
Ummm….they lost. Get over it.
LOL THEY LOOK DUMB LOOKING FOR KYLE HAHAHAA!
whos kyle
my brother
No seriously that IS his name
My boyfriend.
first
…to fail.
Pwnd
win.
Nein mein Fuhrer.
It’s ‘Führer’ – get it right
actually… it’s Kyle…
THE GAME!!!
you whore
i lost the game
OMG, Noob.
There is no “ü” in many languages, including english
Pity it’s a German word.
Add an “e” after the letter which requires an umlaut and you get the same thing.
Yeah he’s down the street with his friends the Black Panthers.
Why don’t you go play with them.
OMG ROFLMAO
Oh, those crazy skinheads…
I will take your mom on a date to a fancy restaraunt… AND NEVER CALL HER BACK
I’ll take your mom on 5 dates, propose, marry her, and then leave her for a younger woman 1 year into the relation ship!!!!
oooohhhh……..
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
relationship*
No, he really meant relation ship. You know, like a floating couple.
or a failboat. which describes every relationship he’s ever been in.
Free dinner, I think a lot of mothers would go for that these days.
relationship is one word…
Zero means that he’ll leave her while they’re halfway through a two-year cruise with some relatives.
not if you’re writing gay harry potter fanfic
not if you’re talking about THE relation ship
What about the U.S.S. Relation?
Lol, Ian. Win.
Your name says it all.
If this isn’t too much (given the pic), you are a grammar nazi.
Good spelling is only slightly harder than using the damn Reply button. Using the Reply button is slightly easier than wiping your ass. Try it one time, won’t you?
Is there a difficulty difference between using the reply button and the damn reply button?
And are they both still easier than wiping my ass?
How hard does that make good spelling?
I’M SO CONFUSED! Your answer just leads to more questions…
Ily.
http://lizziebear1.deviantart.com/art/Troll-Win-159554917
I made that :3
Actually, all compound words (relationship, everything, sometimes, etc.) used to be separate words but as the language evolved, they were combined into one word. So if they were using the older form of the language, they were technically correct. Just like “every thing” is correct. Stop trolling.
i dont get it XD its a nazi thing right?
And those idiots think they are a master race?
That’s a pretty funny joke.
skinheads are always good for a joke .. it doesn´t matter from where they are and in 99% of the cases, they get the joke 3 days later.
I believe you meant ‘in 9.9% of the cases, they get the joke 3 days later’. Otherwise, the percentage wouldn’t be right, because 90% of the time the never get the joke.
they do think that, because it makes them feel better when they wake up at night in their urine-soaked sheets. Its a big scary world when you’re so very ignorant.
Well, aren’t you just the pot calling the kettle black!
You imbecilic cretin.
Why is it that those who claim to be the ‘master race’ are always the worst examples of it?
Look at these bald idiots….
Forget the damn ugly stick, these guys have been attacked by the whole ugly forest. Good looking guys have got better things to do than stand around airing out their pits in some infantile attempt to immortalize a dead idiot with a funny mustache. Sad.
Win comment Momma
hehe, pretty funny.
Source here: http://motivac.sopca.com/2008/12/01/seen-kyle/
OMG they kill Kyle!
You, uh, bastards?
YOU DOUBLE BASTARDS!
All I have to say is “Illinois Nazi’s. I HATE Illinois Nazi’s” (Name the classic movie)
We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, its dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses…let’s roll
“Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail us now!”
It should end with the words “Hit it!”, not “let’s roll.
best movie ever
*harmonica solo*
Incorrect Quotation of an Epic Movie? You fail your way to hell.
blues brothers
That guy on the right… his eyes say “I’m scared of these people…”
You mean left?
No, I mean the one on the right.
Apparently nazi skinheads have just been misunderstood. All these decades they’ve just been looking for Kyle, but people just won’t leave them alone. How would you feel, if you’re looking for your friend and people just keep bullying you and calling you names?
The leader is cute. I would swallow his prejudice seed.
OMG. I’d rather you swallow it than get impregnated by it and produced hate-bred, moronic offspring.
kind of makes you wish all of these guys ended up in a Kleenex instead, huh?
I feel like the “Master Race” should not look like they’re trying to hail the fire truck because their trailor park is burning down. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me…
You mean you didn’t know that white trash really are the master race?
You get the “WIN,” Hannah… I laughed so hard I nearly choked.
I just got the pun in the caption, and it made the picture a lot funnier!
it’s funny how getting the joke makes it funnier, isn’t it? Oh, life’s little foibles…
This joke is so old. But it makes me glad I don’t know anyone named Kyle. I’d hate to have to ask where he was. Especially if I had to ask one of my Jewish friends
I had to look again to see it. No one else mentioned it, so you & I might not be alone, Divided by zero. it really is funnier if you realize that “seen Kyle” sounds like “sieg heil.”
Ah, I get it now. Thanks. It’s a bit of a stretch for me to pronounce it like that (lack of an “n”), so that’s why it never occured to me.
Please explain, because I don’t get it. South Park reference?
seen kyle, sounds like Zeik hile (or hyle) or however you say it, it was the Nazi’s saying when they saluted.
actually the German is Sich Heil
Actually it’s “Sieg Heil”
And yeah, Nazis are pretty dumb. You know, if you think that no matter what bad in the world happens, the jews did it.. it’s pretty dumb..
Think about what the Nazi’s always chanted, then read the caption again.
Is there anyone else in the room? If not, say “Seen Kyle” out loud and think about what it sounds like. If so, go someplace out of earshot of anyone else and then say it.
*did so* I still don’t get it. It’s either a) a word I’ve never heard, b) a way to pronounce other word that I’ve never heard or c) a joke that never made it to England.
Or d) I’m more sleepy than I thought.
I don’t know if you’re Sleepy or not. But anna sure is Dopey. Which must make me either Doc or Grumpy.
I LOL’d.
Can I be Hungary?
Ugh… these people think they’re the “master race” and they probably can’t even do basic algebra much less anything useful.
Ah yes, absic algebra. The deciding factor.
…
I’m not kidding, that’s my name
OMG!
I found Kyle!
you are our hero!
KILL HIM!!!
its also mine o_o AND IM GERMAN
Kyle, are you about this tall?
found him too
So I’m not the only one to be reminded of “Private Pyle” from Full Metal Jacket when I noticed him. The brow line reminiscent of Cro Magnon, the “IQ lower than bowling average” expression… right on par with the character.
Kyle must be quite the guy if he’s 5 different heights.
That’s what SHE said… ;D
That’s what your mom said!!!!
Way to ruin a joke, Zero. *rolls eyes*
It was a crappy joke to begin with.
YMMV, I guess.
Possibly.
Sorry for the backlash here. That phrase is getting SO old around here. Not your fault though, and for that I appologize.
PS ~ You were right about him ruining it.
but i thought he was really short….
idiot it says “about this tall”
Who wants to be shot in the head?
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
You’re right, Nazis were rather non-discriminatory in who they took out, as long as they were different. Homosexuals, Jews, Gypsies, handicapped, or black, and more…
U mad?
Mad angry or mad crazy? I can be either, but not both together.
Wait, why not?
If I’m mad angry, I tend not to have the time to be insane because I’m too busy ranting. If I’m insane, I’m too happy to be angry.
That’s how it’s worked for me so far in my life, anyway.
Either way, thanks for taking a term in a literal sense instead of the tense it was intended and looking like a fool in the process. I salute you.
Epic photo, Fail typing
I discriminate against people who can’t hit the reply button. It’s not hard, people!
how i hit reply butin k thx bai
The joke works better as “did you see Kyle?”
uh, is it just me, or is it a little odd for a skinhead to be manscaping.
“You mean to tell me you’re so ingrained with white trash DNA that your hair just grows in all patchy like that?”
“I don’t know what your sayin’ but yeah, that’s what’s goin’ on.”
LOL!
Xenon’s point is that you’re using homosexuality as an insult, despite the fact that it is entirely genetic and uncontrollable. However, if I wanted to insult a neo nazi, and lets face it, who doesn’t, I think I’d call them gay just because it would piss them off the most. Now the funny thing is while typing this, the song “Tiny little moustache” by stephen lynch just started playing on my computer.
Genetic and uncontrollable? Nah…
O_o
Yeah, now I feel no need to reply in the future, because if that was serious (and there’s nothing to indicate it wasn’t), you’re also an idiot.
Sorry. My mouse has a habit of clicking on it’s own when the batteries run low and it was hovering over the post button. To continue: If you weren’t serious, however, (it’s the intertubes, hard to tell sometimes) sorry.
Who you talkin’ to Willis?
uncontrollable, maybe. but it’s not genetic. think about how little sense that makes before you type it. i’m not great on biology, but i’m fairly sure you can’t pass on any genes through gay sex…
*FACEPALM!*
Are you really that STUPID?! Learn genetics. I didn’t say gay couples could have children. I said that genes determine your orientation, just like genes control EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. *sighs*
*pats Xenon on the back* It’s okay, man. Genetics are hard for some people.
But on the subject of gay couples have children… Technically, they can. Well, one partner can, or both, but not with each other. In fact, there are cases where two gay couples (one f/f and one m/m) decide to have a child together.
But don’t tell Rhys Mog that, his head might explode. I mean, TWO gay parents? THE GAY GENE IS BEING PASSED ON.
~OH~NOES~
The poor kid resulting from that unholy union will never have a chance to be a proper person searching for Kyle. D:
Yeah, but I mean biologically linked to both. Though, scientists are working on that, I believe. Though I’d be surprised if Rhys Mog could understand how that would work.
Thats not true… remember its “nature vs nurture” besides its a CHOICE… therefore a physiological decision… A noob you are!
So, Homosexuality has not been proved to be genetic, nor should it be treated as a disorder.
Spike Jones & His City Slickers:
When der fuehrer says we is de master race
We heil heil right in der fueher’s face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der fuehrer’s face
When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space
We heil heil right in Herr Goebbels’ face
When Herr Goring says they’ll never bomb dis place
We heil heil right in Herr Goring’s face
Are we not he supermen Aryan pure supermen
Ja we are the supermen (super duper supermen)
Is this Nutsy land so good
Would you leave it if you could
Ja this Nutsy land is good
We would leave it if we could
We bring the world to order
Heil Hitler’s world to order
Everyone of foreign race
Will love der fuehrer’s face
When we bring to the world dis order
Funniest friggin’ Donald Duck cartoon…..ever.
Agreed. Total win.
I wonder who plays shirts and who plays skins in basketball. :p
My favorite part is how stupid every one of them looks. Not a single one of those people looks like they have the capacity to put their shoes on the right feet.
Or the left either.
didn’t want to end it at 88 comments. Silly Boneheads
It is fun because no one takes nazis seriously anymore.
They are crazy on the coconut.
Here I am. No, seriously, my name’s Kyle. Years ago, a guy I worked with (a Dutch guy whose parents went through the war) used to do the “See Kyle!” thing to me all the time.
…and yes, I’ve heard all the South Park jokes, too.
Found Kyle!
I love the wordplay. Actual wit ftw.
Ohhhhh… “Seen Kyle” = “Sieg Heil!”
Now I get it!
No, I’m not going to tell you where he is.
Jews rock.
*Snipe!*
neo nazis only hate blacks because they are bigger them and im not talking about hight
Then what are you talking about? Because that was illiterate nonsense…
Godwin’s law
nuff said
notic how there all fat orskinny.. poster children 4 mcdoanlds
mcdoanlds-The McDonalds for lysdexics.
Win
i just hope people get that Kyle is the jewish kid from South Park
That’s not what its about. FAIL
Says the person who cannot spell…
Says the person who cannot properly use the ‘Reply’ button…
Actually, I can. A lot of these posts were replied to properly, but have since moved to separate posts for some reason.
For example, yours is a separate post.
Is something wrong with this comment thread? Every post I’ve replied to turns into a whole other post. I do click the ‘Reply’ button though…
For example, I am currently typing in a ‘Reply’ box, and when I click the ‘Add Comment’ button, it turns into a separate post.
This has happened quite often recently on multiple sites. It may have something to do with the age of the picture and this somehow saves the Cheezburger network some bandwidth, but that’s just a total guess.
Yeah, I had noticed it on Failbook(ing) and FAILblog as well. Hope they fix it/tell us what’s going on soon, though.
I love how all of these rednecks think they’re “Nazis”. They know nothing of what the real Nazis were. I would know about this because I grew up in a rural area where kids drew the Nazi symbol all over the desks in pen. They think that “Nazi” just means some one who is racist.
why is there such a high rate of homos in neo nazi parties?
I’ll leave the question
Kyle,
Length may vary.
kyle, no one knows his actual height, but he is about this tall
Galadriel is also looking for Kyle…
Is it ironic that my name is Kyle and I’m Jewish? and yes, I am about that tall…
ahaahaHAHAHahHAAH
Ill gas u all!
Is it just me, or is the guy in the back Private Pyle from “Full Metal Jacket?”
My God!!! It IS Private Pyle!!! PRIVATE, IS THAT A JELLY DOUGHNUT I SEE IN YOUR FLANNEL SHIRT POCKET?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?!? DROP AND BEAT YOUR FACE, YOU FAT, UGLY, SLUGGISH EXCUSE FOR A NEO-NAZI!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE “MASTER RACE,” HERE!!!!
Who the hell is Kyle?
Poor Kyle, they can’t agree how tall he is (yes, I got the joke, I just was more amused at the differing arm heights for the caption).
OMG, it’s so funny! Long before I knew this was an internet sensation, I had a buddy named Kyle who lived in the next town over. My dad is a WWII nut. I mean documentaries, old newspapers, medals, uniforms, you name it. One weekend, he asked me what my plans were.
Without thinking, I said
I dunno. I think I’m gonna go up to Palm Beach and see Kyle.
My dad busted out laughing. It took me all of 2 seconds to realize what I’d said.
It kinda became an inside joke in our family. Now whenever we go to Palm Beach, dad asks, OH, you going to SEE KYLE?!
Too bad he may be moving soon. I’ma miss you, buddy!
umm.. i don’t get the joke
oh, see kyle = sieg heil… i get it i get it
Was playing poker in a casino when I realized I was the only white guy at the table. I asked (I was drunk) if any of them had seen kyle. And that he was about this tall (making the salute). No one got the joke or got offended either.
http://cheezburger.com/View/3541957376
Whos kyle? :s
IM KYLE…and by a curious twist of fate…im also german o_o
found him
Congratulations; you are now revered by a hate group.
yes I’ve seen Kyle he is just over there in mein kampf-y chair watching Nazi baseball, you know with the three reichs you’re out rule.
lmao this made my day
F***in’ win-tacular
I’m sorry for asking this dumb question, but I seriously don’t know: who’s kyle? I’ve seen this joke in a lot of places, but I don’t know who Kyle is.
I found Kyle!!!!!!! He goes to my school!
I’ve been googling this picture all day long, and still haven’t found an answer to this:
Where is that picture from? Is it some real skinheads or is it from a movie? And if from a movie, from what movie?
Should I say it? I don’t know if I…Oh, what the heck.
HAIL KYLE!!!!!!!!
Problem solved. poor Naziboys just were looking for their friend Kyle all the time, who got lost during the great bbq party in the Sovietunion.
But why do they all look so dumb?