Poker?
But I Hardly Know Her
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why not
is this another see if we can make the pic go away?
i hope not!!
Seems to me, she’s doing just fine. With poker? What poker?
Meh. Not my type.
she’s naked, so she definately is my type
She looks like a skunk, though. so you’re into naked skunk girls. Cool story, bro.
…dibs.
you know that this girl is underage?
This is illegal…
Did I miss the age number somewhere? How do you know she is underage?
No he’s just an expert on the physical appearance of half naked under aged girls…..He’s done his research.
And she isnt naked hence not illegal
Prove it.
well speaking that im underage too, its not illegal for me.
Her ribs are showing and she looks like an animal died on her head.
Haha!
But there iz b00bies d00d!
I agree. She’s a skank.
Her ribs are showing because she has lifted up her upper torso and therefore is stretching it out…..and you can clearly see she is “Curvy” lower down. Infact she has the perfectly healthy body, not too skinny that there is no energy and not too fat that she will die of a cardiac arrest some time soon. So quit hating go to Burger King and pull yourself a chubby!
Dude, you can actually count her ribs! She’s on the verge of being anorexic. She needs MORE potato chips, not less!
Nah.
Are you arguing if she’s too skinny or too fat?
I think the point here is that you wouldn’t be able to poker either way!
I actually agree with Jami on this one. Seeing ribs that aren’t on a plate smothered in BBQ sauce is nasty.
She’s not anorexic. When I am at my best *healthy* weight, I ahve visible ribs. and my mom does, too. We’re little. Some people are naturally skinny.
Get help.
Yeah she could stand to put a little more meat on those bones.
Can i play too?
Sign outside bar: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
HA!
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man that’s been funny for the last 10 years! :rollseyes:
Is a sex joke! Yes? No? Obvious? Yes?
“Is a sex joke!”
Was that a question or a declaration? I’m so confused. Your lack of hilarity perturbs me.
that should assuredly have been the post subline
The ONLY problem with her is that shes not in MY bedroom doing that!!!
Standing still while covering everything?
Sex: you’re doing it wrong.
Foreplay: you’re doing it right.
Foreplay: Doesn’t make the sex feel better.
Does for her.
i’m sorry, are you guys seriously saying you WOULDNT ? If that girl was with you right now, doing that, are you saying you wouldnt ?!?!?
Nope, but apparently you’re just a LITTLE more desperate than the rest of us.
I think you are just overcompensating on the internet since you are just stuck jerking off every night and wish you could get a girl that hot
Right, because you could get a girl that hot, and not him, right? And you say that even though you probably don’t know this guy. You’re probably just an ass who has to bring down other people so that you feel like you’re worth something. How about you GTFO.
Wow! Thanks I guess! Here’s an internet.
V (which I can only assume stands for V card), I am married and I did it right. I married a curvy nympho with natural 42DD’s. Learn from me young grasshoppa and you will not be stuck net arguing and dreaming of banging Skeletor.
PS ~ What’s it matter to you if I were lonely and jerked it every night? Some sort of sick twisted fantasy of yours doesn’t make this girl look any less Holocust Prisoner like.
dude thats f***in hilarious!
son, i am disappoint at your taking advantage of a mentally unstable person. It’s like getting a kleptomainiac to give you free stuff. Then again, if she married you she must not mind… Ethical quandries, what.
Don’t see why not. Just have to be careful not to snap her in two…
omg… lemme make this very clear. Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
OK, THAT was awesome!
“omg… lemme make this very clear.”
You’re not funny. Not now, not ever. Your quote from 2001 isn’t funny. It WAS then, but you didn’t originate it.
…idiot.
You know what else isn’t funny?
Trolling four different comments. One after the other.
At least change your pseudonym.
Bob’s got the right idea. *nods*
“Bob’s got the right idea. *nods*”
Then take his advice and STFU.
I’m not trolling so much as….well, ok, I’m trolling. Boredom at its finest. I call it my “go to the net and find idiots that make you feel better for having an I.Q. in the triple digits” solution. Besides, it was a slow day at work.
…I don’t expect you to be able to apply this theory though. That’s ok! Without people like you, people like me wouldn’t have anyone to shove in the proverbial lockers.
1) Why is my name in quotes?
2) You’re rigth. I am BS’ing on the web. Aren’t we all?
3) I’m not making up anything. I’m speaking my mind as I would anywhere. Sorry if that’s not your style so you can’t fathom someone being real and speaking there mind instead of trying to be everyones friend.
4) I don’t use old playboys. I have binoculars and you looked good getting out of the shower last night.
5) I do use both hands. It’s called training. I switch off so both arms remain the same size…although “Popeye Syndrom” is setting in…hmmm…
6) I’m not a “thug”. I just speak my mind. Again, sorry if you don’t agree/are offended.
7) I would turn her down. I am happily married to a beautiful woman who, again, has curves (go ahead and assume that means “fat”, IDK) and is a nympho.
Just b/c you are failing at life doesn’t mean we all are. Man up and be real. It’s a lot less stressful that way.
I’m Irish. 100%
Oh, my bad. Better teeth, worse alchohol problem.
Nah, I’m part irish. Respect.
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?
30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.
Jackpot.
shes hottttttttttt
i want to have sexxxxxxxxx with her
ill make her pusssy red
Someone get this little boy a google search with safesearch off! STAT!
(Sorry for commenting on another one Angie. I hope you don’t hate me for it.)
It’s becoming one of my fav’s. Either people laugh with me/other posters or get their panties in a bunch. Either way it makes me smile.
i’ve stopped looking at the pictures
yes she is very hot!
Why can’t I find the original picture?
Waw
…..fail.
Thanks for proving you’re a moron though.
Moron ? Moi ? Do explain.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/moron
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You get half my internets born!
And “TheSuit1″ (it’s in quotes since that isn’t your birth name unless you have really effed up parents) it was a double post…moron.
Double fail.
make that triple fail; he spoke in French and I’m anonymous, we are on to seperate planets.
I can play poker 24/7 with this hotty haha
She looks fourteen. I hope being arrested for being a pedophile is worth it. Ow, wait. You’re probably twelve.
One eyed jack seeks one eyed monster.
I say we let the chips fall where they may. I also call shuffle. I’m all in.
Win.
Heeehooooooo one vs ONE
II. A “curvey” nympho with natural 42 DD’s huh? You mean a thick chick right?
News flash: in bra sizes the letter (in this case DD supposedly) is the cup size and the number (42) is the inches around. So your woman is 42 inches around, which is pretty damn plump even for DD cups.
“Curvey” should be around 36 if she’s a DD. I know because i went out with a 36 DD before. 42 inches around is bigger than my waist and i push 6’3 at 200 or so lbs.
This probably explains why you think this girl is too skinny.
Say what you will, I’d split this chick like a wishbone on Thanksgiving Day. No thanks…
shes doing it right
lawl strip poker she always lost
EPIC!
You sure that’s a girl? Without the implants, that’s pretty androgynous (feminine-style androgyny, but that doesn’t mean anything these days).
one thought what if someone got on here and this was their daughter
well, when your penis is thicker than her arm it does get risky
OMG! The last comment on that picture totally made my day. i thought i was the only one in the world who knew about that movie. lol
I’m ALL IN!!!!!
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that`s the best poker image i`ve seen until now
shes awesome
I’d hit that…
Does ONE person here actually understand that the last caption “Poker? I barely know her!” is a Psych reference!???!?!?
PINEAPPLES FTW!
like a good bar, lick-er in the front, poker in the rear
I love how a bunch of guys who probably lost their virginities at 18 are saying they wouldn’t do this chick. Look. Sex is sex. Hot girl is hot girl. Having a penis attached to you crotch is having a penis attached to your crotch. Saying “I wouldn’t do her because she isn’t Megan Fox and she isn’t carrying a sandwich” just makes you look untrue and homosexual.
So chill. I would f**k her. twice. thrice. possibly even quadruplice. but thats just me.
im a chick and id do her…and no, shes not too skinny. most chicks ribs stick out like that when theyre standing like she is.