FAT CHICKS
We’d ask you to run but we know that you can’t.
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so very troo..
i once saw a fat man trying to outrun a car but the car stopped and he still couldn’t catch up to it.
*true
Fat people trying to run is hilarious. Fat kids are even funnier.
Remind me to sit on you both.
You have to catch me before you can sit on me.
LOL!
pwned!
+1 internetz for you
Haha! You’d enjoy it too much.
And for the record, I’m a 6’1″, 418 lb fatty of a former football player. That’s why I think it’s hilarious. I know first hand. LOL!
PS ~ I’m not scared of your thunder thighs.
It is never wise to assume you can outrun those you insult.
I smell an idea for a new demotivator…
“Self-Esteem: inspiring confidence in people who should really know better”
fat men are the real crime in this world
no, the worst is when fat girls think they can fit in booty shorts 10 sizes too small… ewww, muffin tops should be against the law
Inorite? When i was in middle school, there was a teacher who had a wider doorway than everyone else, and she still had to go through sideways. one day she thought it would be a great idea to wear a wifebeater tank w/o a bra, sided with ass shorts. it wouldn’t stop moving, so i promptly vomited, earning myself a ticket out. D8
If I had a teacher like that, I would never skip a class. I would never pay attention to a class too, though.
“men cant be fat, only fat woman can be fat” -Peter Griffin :p
Ah, putting down thick women. You’re halfway there to accepting your gay. Congrats. Just need jean shorts, a Jeep and a rainbow bumper sticker now…
someones a fat chick
LOL! FTW!
“Thick”? Is that the term they use these days to call themselves fat without actually saying the word “fat”? I guess I haven’t been keeping up on fatty lingo lately… last I checked, it was “big-boned” or “BBW [big blue whale?]“
the word if “fluffy”
Accepting your gay what?
Thank you! I love my gay! Now here, I want to give you your gay!
just because your fat and not getting laid doesn’t mean we are gay. its because your fat and unattractive. so put on a pair of sweats, grab a bag of cheetos and enjoy whats rest of your virgin life.
even if i couldn’t outrun them i’d still be pretty hard to take down!
was considering making a ‘bath-room door’ poster with ‘fat chicks: we appreciate the warning and are waddling for our segues as you speak’
but decided not to as it isn’t funny >_>
But this is funny. And as mildly fat chick, yeah i look hilarious when i run… but i can run pretty dang fast if chasing something important… like the icecream truck or wiener mobile
i call fake. a real fat chick would know the scooter brand is spelt “segway”
(can’t trademark a dictionary word)
Not if they’re a poor fat chick.
Kudos Remy. I’m also fat and I think it’s hilarious when fat people try to run.
No. They’re quite hard to get in the UK.
We british fat-chicks prefer to ride electric scooters or bikes.
Spelled is spelled “SPELLED,” not “spelt.”
Thank you. I’m a big enough grammar nazi. I was going to let that one slide.
You musn’t be that big of a grammar nazi, it’s perfectly fine to spell “spelt” that way. Look it up in an ENGLISH dictionary, stupid.
“You musn’t be that big of a grammar nazi. It’s perfectly fine to spell “spelt” that way. Look it up in the dictionary.”
Edited for poor grammar and a drastic over use of PMS.
actually no. when comparing british english to american english it is different. we use spelled and british people use spelt. i know it looks f**ked but it is grammatically correct.
True dat. Spelt is edible.
“True dat.”?
LOL! Fail.
We now require you to submit a photo of yourself running after the weinermobile to this site for captioning. Thank you.
Win
The photo is do-able but the weiner mobile is fictional… sorry
Hey, you don’t say that! The weiner moile is real and magical!
lol, it’s not real outside of bad movies! Like santa, the mythical weiner mobile is believed to travel the country by night, selling hot dogs to those who love them and force feeding them to vegans!
Wait….Santa isn’t real?
I’ve got some bad news about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy too, then…
You shut your whorish mouth! Say it isn’t so!
Fine. It isn’t so. Hero cookie?
I’ll take it for being brave!
Hold on, I didn’t know Santa traveled the country, selling/force feeding hot dogs to people. This needs to be more widely taught, and perhaps eventually Oscar Mayer will have big Christmas marketing campaigns like Coca Cola does.
Hey! Big girls need lovin’ too!
But they gotta pay! -giggety-
$17
And people wonder why so many women have body image issues…
Actually they’ve found that women in rural areas(like new guinea) have body issues too. Even though we don’t have the same culture or media. It seems to be genetic.
WIN ^
New Guinea and Australia are just British convicts (TECHNICALLY), so there could be a connection going back fairly far.
So, the local police are targeting fat chicks? Did the local Dunkin Donuts get robbed or something?
WIN COMMENT!
Here, have an internet.
So we look funny when we run. But aren’t you guys always telling us to get exercise? Then stop laughing at us when we do.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
*ahem*
Sorry, did you say something?
LOL!!!
Comic Sans!? Ew
I don’t know about you Gaga chasers, but the right kind of fat, big or thick kinda gal? Mmmm…Curves…
Forgot what else I was gonna ramble about…oh well, I think I done made my point.
Damn Comic Sans! It demotivates me, I tell you!
My sister is obese and she finished the Mile run at her school faster than 20 skinny chicks.
I think its all a matter of laziness really.
HELL YAH I AGREE!!!!!!!! I WEIGH OVER 300 Pounds and im faster than half of the kids in gym…so go ahead try to outrun us….but if we catch you you better start praying that your pathetic skinny body’s can take a punch that we put our whole body weight into…
Was she chasing an ice cream truck?
You know, I’m not one for fat jokes.. but sometimes there’s the witty one that’s truly unique enough to give you a laugh. However, the immature ones just make you look like a very rude idiot.
Megan, I can live with being a rude idiot…but only if you post a picture of you running. SnS.
HA! If they are targeting fat chicks, how can they miss?! XD
On the contrary…
Some fat chicks might not be able to run. Some are. Lame jokes, by the way.
10 points to whomsoever can tell me what town/country that is
Definitely S.A., judging by the stobie poles. And it’d have to be pretty damn close to Orroroo or Wilmington.
Pst.. I can run and I’m fat it’s all wether ur out of shape or not.. Circle is still a shape!! My Friend is as big as my ankle and he will run like 25 seconds and be dieing.. So yeap
Meh, who cares, if being made fun of because your fat offends you then lose the weight. I’m overweight, but I stopped caring because if it comes down to giving up unhealthy non-nutritious junk food, my extremely comfortable la-z-boy chair, and running till I puke my guts out, I think I’m content with the chair, air conditioning, and taco bell. Mmm, Five Layer Burritos…artery clogging goodness made of awesome.
does anybody else realize thers a weight loss ad at the bottom of this page?
Wish it was true. Something needs to be done, and quick.
……is that an advertisement for an OC 80?
How do you know that’s not his width?
Wait, I say I’m 418 lbs and you try to crack on my heigth? Fail. lol You lose your internets.
Bwahahaha! Made me LOL!
Had a buddy in high school sitting next to me that said, “Whoa! How’d you get them to put your waist size on your pen?!” while I was using a NATIONWIDE Insurance pen. LOL!
PS ~ Most people guess me at 330. Muscle weighs more than fat, plus I’m big boned, plus…..I’m fat. LOL!
There is no such thing as “big-boned”, you are just fat.
Technically, if a person is taller than another person his bones are ‘bigger’, so yeah there is big boned.