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Damn straight.
Saved me a lot of worry over the years.
I think you mean “Damn gay”.
Thanks sleepygamer, for pointing out the ironic subtext. Most people on this site are blind to that kind of subtlety.
Except on the whole Aids front.
Getting HIV is cheaper than having kids.
….touche.
yea but if u get a woman pregnant to deal with a kid for 18 years, if u get AIDS u die…slowly
if you get a kid for 18 years, u die… slowly =)
Not to nitpick… wait, that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Disease prevention is not birth control. Other methods listed above include: tubal ligation, vasectomy, menopause, birth control pills, hysterectomy, and depo provera – none of which are particularly effective against HIV either.
WTF? GTFO…
I lol’d irl
TOO LONG DID NOT READ.
The majority of HIV and AIDS victims are actually heterosexual females.
… I did not know that.
failblog were girls realise that they should get themselves checked
failblog were there actualy are girls?
failblog were ppl get annoying and spend a few minutes giggling then trolling on eachother
failblog need i go on?
Failblog…where “where” is spelled “were”.
Ooooo there’s so much fail
C-c-c-c-combo breaker! sorry but im feelin’ like a douche bag today
fj?
That’s because it isn’t true.
Hilarious and disgusting, at the same time. Hilagusting, its a word now!
…not a funny word, but a word none the less.
How is this disgusting at all? Or are you just prejudiced?
Lol, very true
Reminds me of a story I heard. Girl goes to doctor. “Do you use the pill?”
“No.”
“Do you use condoms?”
“No.”
“Aren’t you worried about getting pregnant?”
“Not unless she’s magic!”
I don’t care who you, that there’s funny!
That is awesome!
Only a concern in very weird fanfiction
True, but it still won’t keep you from a $40 pregnancy test in the ER. Trust me. The intern will insist on one, even if you try to convince him that spit babies don’t live. But it WILL give the nurse who’s been there for 20 years a good laugh when she comes to deliver your “results” — and you promise her a 30% cut of the National Enquirer payout if it comes back positive.
It must’ve been a very traumatic experience for you… going throught all that and STILL not getting your 30% cut.
If the guy I’m with gets knocked up, we have some issues…
Yay for MPreg!
Oddly enough my friend was raped by a drunken gay man. Her daugher’s two and I’ve seen her kick my friend’s ass at Left 4 Dead.
I call BS on points 1 through 3…retard.
Women can’t get raped by gay men…
Rape is motivated by power and control, not sexuality.
Anna Rexia beat me to it. It’s about power and control, not sex. That’s why sometimes old women get raped; it’s not because the attackers thought they were hot, it’s because the poor woman was totally helpless.
Gay, adj.: Childless, and therefore, happy.
–Dave Krieger, “The Godling’s Glossary”
http://web.archive.org/web/20011014235638/www.davekrieger.net/G.html
BullS**t, women are also known to lie about rape under certain situations… happened to a friend of mine,and it was f***ing brutal… like almost no one believed him after…so im calling bs too there was prolly some f***ed up s**t happening like drugs or (take your pick) that motivated your friend to lie about being raped by gay dude so there…on that basis im not buying it either.
… Someone sounds guilty…
One thing we dont gotta worry about haha.
Isn’t that more lesbian than gay?
Lesbians aren’t gay any more? I did not know that!
awe man you didnt hear. ya it was all over the news. sorry you had to hear it on here though. (sarcasm…)
If you have to point out that what you said was sarcastic, you aren’t doing a very good job of being sarcastic.
Welcome to the internet! I should warn you now that everyone here has the intelligence of several 12-year-old’s…
oops, seems I’m too late there
Is anyone else wondering what the heck that form is for; asking about how many jobs the person has had and what birth control they use? Awful nosy.
It’s the form they have you fill out at planned parenthood.
Frequent visitor. ^
HAHA
they have hysterectomies in vending machines now…
Apparently menopause is a form of birth control now?
the real question is when did your diaphragm become birth control… I assume since i have 3 kids i dont have one. or do those not form before 16?
Diaphragm is a rubber thingy that looks like a cap and is put over the opening of the uterus… but of course your breathing diaphragm can be a birth control method… depending on how hard you breath and moan your partner may become exited and empregnate you or he’ll losse his steam and get off!! Yay for your diaphragm (is there anybody else who feels that 3 kids is PROOF of total UNFAMILIARITY with ANY bith control method?)
Not if she wanted the three kids and didn’t know about diaphragms, since last time i checked no one has used one since 1980…
oh yeah? what about AIDS?
pregnancy VS AIDS, is it really worth being gay?
…your ignorance is astounding -_-
Welcome to the internet!
its not like every gay person will have aids. your not born with it. moron
I’ll say it again:
Disease prevention is not birth control. Other methods listed above include: tubal ligation, vasectomy, menopause, birth control pills, hysterectomy, and depo provera – NONE of which are particularly effective against HIV either.
Matt, don´t waist your time…
They think being gay is a diseased… I thought being homophobic it´s a Karma and beig ignorant…
*waste
*disease
*being
Seriously, read a dictionary or something.
(S)He is entitled to his/her feelings. I find straight sex disgusting. I also take it upon myself not to watch when two straight people are having sex, then make a big deal of it.
I find panda sex disgusting.
I find gay sex disgusting. I also take it upon myself not to watch when two gay people are having sex as it makes me want to vomit
(Almost exactly the same as what you said, but i bet it will be received totally differently…)
tis true
Unfortunately so do pandas.
I lol’d