ICE SKATING
Because it’s not bad enough to fall on asphalt
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sming.
Best part about figure skating…just like NASCAR.
The ‘going round and round’ part or the ‘missing teeth’ part?
his face is headed for her vag
male figure skater”NOOOO! She has crabs!!!”
Actually, if you’re going to wipe out spectacularly, you’re much better off if you do so on ice than on asphalt: the difference between “grate” and “slide” is a significant one.
LOL!!
Seriously. Ice burn vs road rash? Not a tough decision.
So which did you chose?
For you: Road rash. For me: Ice burn.
Ouch, funny one to see though. Look at those chunks of ice coming up on the bottom, there is some fierce resistance to fail there, to no avail obviously lol.
*faceplant*
What makes this even more painful is that you know they performed that routine 1,000 times flawlessly until they got to the Olympics… and now they’re a demotivational poster.
They didn’t perform the routine 1,000 times flawlessly until they got to the Olympics.
Rather, they got to the Olympics because they performed the routine 50 times flawlessly, and were willing to pick themselves up off of the ice the other 950 times.
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan
must…not..make…over 9000…..joke……AAAAAUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
The urge of the over-9000 joke… Almost as bad as “in bed” or “That’s what she said!”
Her landing may have been bad but looks like his will be much better…
He’s going down on her… I mean.. right?
Yes, gravity still works.
Asphalt no, Ass Fault (butt crack), yes
She seems to have backwards legs O,o
ouch! that’s gonna hurt…she might want to put some ice on that
EPIC FIGURE SKATING FAIL
Toe-pick
Props on the Cutting Edge reference
it’s call “ice-wrestling”
its not as bad…its worse
What would Brian Boitono do?