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Submitted by: morganss via deMotivational Builder
This demotivational poster was posted on Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
is it in yet?
I crush… the judge!
I WAS IN A POOL!
You sir, win all my internets.
Has there been significant shrinkage George?
I am so proud of myself that I know what that’s a reference to. Actually, I’m ashamed I’ve watched that much Seinfeld…
NOW I GET IT! Hehe… took me a sec..
There can never be enough Seinfeld
so dose the one of the japenese team but she thinks am hung
No, you misunderstood. She thoguht your last name was Hung.
oh bicth…. that to
I thought Hung was a Chinese name?
dude that chick is like some teenage curling british goddess, she’s a fox.
eve muirhead. also a wicked golfer and world-class bagpiper. SIGN ME UP FOR THAT.
Hottest woman alive. And she does curling. At least now there’s a reason to watch it DDDD
She knows it huh?
Guess the same can be applied to her waist line OOPS.
Is that “OOPS” an appology for the bad joke you just spewed all over my intertubes?
OWNED!!!!:)
Dee days of dee face pinch are overe!! I will crrrush her head as if she is nothing!!! You just watch, my friend!!
I’m crushing your heaaad!!! I’m crushing your head!!!
Kids in the Hall FTW!!!!
YES!!
She looks very beautifull, who is she
her name is Eve Muirhead of the British Olympic curling team
Wow. I guess not all Brits are nasty, toothless broads.
Mmmmm….Elizabeth Hurley….still.
We don’t know yet, she’s still got her mouth closed, she could be sporting the toothless suckhole.
Win, win?
Fail fail.
A girl that hot with a toothless suckhole is a fail?
Gay? If so it’s cool, just trying to figure this out.
f***ing stereotypers
ajajaja
Pfft, how’s it feel after calling americans fat, you douche.
What? Sorry, it can be hard to hear when you speak without teeth.
Not fair! It was chilly on the ice! I’m the little acorn that becomes the mighty oak!
Yeah but most chicks won’t wait hundreds of years for it to happen.
^reply WIN
Oops. I thought this was a photobomb at first. The girl in the background looks a lot like Tonya Harding.
Have mercy, she’s cute (bites fist)
Cute? That’s all you can say?
Also, she’s Scottish, 19 years old, and VERY hot.
DIBS!
VIRGIN!
LOL! Yup, that’s it. You are correct.
:rollseyes:
Please return your intertubes. You are not funny.
Always with the frumpy semi-cute girlfriend in the back, pretending to gasp in disgust at what she cannot obtain!
Oh she’s right… my ding dong is so tiny…
Aw, it’s ok! Some girl out there will think it’s “cute”!
Its a plantain, some women prefer them to normal sized bananas
TOO SOON! Oh, wait….wrong picture.
I lol’d
she is on the Russian Curling Team.. absolutely gorgeous.. but she likes small penises apparently
No, she’s the skip of the British team. Gorgeous and only 19.
another reason to be a proud Britain
Another reason? Theres more than one?
Nope. Counting definitely is not one by the way.
That only applies to the British, right?
Yep, that’s my size…in width.
Darnit, you beat me to it! I wanted to say that. Anyways, you get props for thinking of the same good joke, lol.
Just b/c you have a hockey puck for a cock doesn’t mean she wants it.
Yeah, curling is different than hockey lol.
ha! that’s HILARIOUS
That’s what she said… Oh wait!
I actually know her, her name is Eve Muirhead from the Great britain Olympic curling team. I went to school with her, infact she lives about five mile away from me.
So she’s talking about YOU? Makes sense. Your mom was telling me all about it last night.
Your size…..OF THE BRAIN!
I dont care if she knows my size Id still f*** her.
you get a virtual cookie
Keep in mind though that it’s being measured from a distance of 50 metres, so…
she’s talking to the opponents, look in the top left, they’re playing the Japanese
No she dosnt. I’m way thicker than that.
i f***ed my ass up by laughing
OMG IMAGE >_<
great funny one
Mine is a little longer i think =)
nice name
His name’s probably longer than he is.
funny… she wasn’t complaining when she was taking it.
you’re just jealous x)
She’s not gauging the length, she’s measuring the radius.
Judging from the score, a Japanese one is twice the size of an English one. Ouch, sucks to be a limey!
Actually shes demonstrating with her fingers how the guy would have to fold it to make it fit in his pants. I have no proof of this however.
You people really think she’s THAT hot? Eh, maybe i just prefer brunettes but i think she looks just like every girl i ever saw in high school.
I agree. Wouldn’t kick her out of bed though…. just sayin.
I I wish I had gone to your school, typingteacher.
High school…..nice memories
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is it in yet?
I crush… the judge!
I WAS IN A POOL!
You sir, win all my internets.
Has there been significant shrinkage George?
I am so proud of myself that I know what that’s a reference to. Actually, I’m ashamed I’ve watched that much Seinfeld…
NOW I GET IT! Hehe… took me a sec..
There can never be enough Seinfeld
so dose the one of the japenese team but she thinks am hung
No, you misunderstood. She thoguht your last name was Hung.
oh bicth…. that to
I thought Hung was a Chinese name?
dude that chick is like some teenage curling british goddess, she’s a fox.
eve muirhead. also a wicked golfer and world-class bagpiper. SIGN ME UP FOR THAT.
Hottest woman alive. And she does curling. At least now there’s a reason to watch it
DDDD
She knows it huh?
Guess the same can be applied to her waist line OOPS.
Is that “OOPS” an appology for the bad joke you just spewed all over my intertubes?
OWNED!!!!:)
Dee days of dee face pinch are overe!! I will crrrush her head as if she is nothing!!! You just watch, my friend!!
I’m crushing your heaaad!!! I’m crushing your head!!!
Kids in the Hall FTW!!!!
YES!!
She looks very beautifull, who is she
her name is Eve Muirhead of the British Olympic curling team
Wow. I guess not all Brits are nasty, toothless broads.
Mmmmm….Elizabeth Hurley….still.
We don’t know yet, she’s still got her mouth closed, she could be sporting the toothless suckhole.
Win, win?
Fail fail.
A girl that hot with a toothless suckhole is a fail?
Gay? If so it’s cool, just trying to figure this out.
f***ing stereotypers
ajajaja
Pfft, how’s it feel after calling americans fat, you douche.
What? Sorry, it can be hard to hear when you speak without teeth.
Not fair! It was chilly on the ice! I’m the little acorn that becomes the mighty oak!
Yeah but most chicks won’t wait hundreds of years for it to happen.
^reply WIN
Oops. I thought this was a photobomb at first. The girl in the background looks a lot like Tonya Harding.
Have mercy, she’s cute (bites fist)
Cute? That’s all you can say?
Also, she’s Scottish, 19 years old, and VERY hot.
DIBS!
VIRGIN!
LOL! Yup, that’s it. You are correct.
:rollseyes:
Please return your intertubes. You are not funny.
Always with the frumpy semi-cute girlfriend in the back, pretending to gasp in disgust at what she cannot obtain!
Oh she’s right…
my ding dong is so tiny…
Aw, it’s ok! Some girl out there will think it’s “cute”!
Its a plantain, some women prefer them to normal sized bananas
TOO SOON! Oh, wait….wrong picture.
I lol’d
she is on the Russian Curling Team.. absolutely gorgeous.. but she likes small penises apparently
No, she’s the skip of the British team. Gorgeous and only 19.
another reason to be a proud Britain
Another reason? Theres more than one?
Nope. Counting definitely is not one by the way.
That only applies to the British, right?
Yep, that’s my size…in width.
Darnit, you beat me to it! I wanted to say that.
Anyways, you get props for thinking of the same good joke, lol.
Just b/c you have a hockey puck for a cock doesn’t mean she wants it.
Yeah, curling is different than hockey lol.
ha! that’s HILARIOUS
That’s what she said… Oh wait!
I actually know her, her name is Eve Muirhead from the Great britain Olympic curling team. I went to school with her, infact she lives about five mile away from me.
So she’s talking about YOU? Makes sense. Your mom was telling me all about it last night.
Your size…..OF THE BRAIN!
I dont care if she knows my size Id still f*** her.
you get a virtual cookie
Keep in mind though that it’s being measured from a distance of 50 metres, so…
she’s talking to the opponents, look in the top left, they’re playing the Japanese
No she dosnt. I’m way thicker than that.
i f***ed my ass up by laughing
OMG IMAGE >_<
great funny one
Mine is a little longer i think =)
nice name
His name’s probably longer than he is.
funny… she wasn’t complaining when she was taking it.
you’re just jealous x)
She’s not gauging the length, she’s measuring the radius.
Judging from the score, a Japanese one is twice the size of an English one. Ouch, sucks to be a limey!
Actually shes demonstrating with her fingers how the guy would have to fold it to make it fit in his pants. I have no proof of this however.
You people really think she’s THAT hot? Eh, maybe i just prefer brunettes but i think she looks just like every girl i ever saw in high school.
I agree.
Wouldn’t kick her out of bed though…. just sayin.
I I wish I had gone to your school, typingteacher.
High school…..nice memories