
CHURCH
Not as bad as you remember
Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
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CHURCH
Not as bad as you remember
Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
First and stuff
And I don’t remember anything about church.. never been there
Ouch! God did not appreciate that. Therefore you fail.
Sure, therefore 80% of Holland fails. Not going to church or not having a religion is an absolutely normal thing, forget about your god.
LOL! I was making a joke about you claiming first when you weren’t. Not about going to Church or not.
And Holland fails b/c it’s Holland.
I must stifle the urge to come over there and rub some paganism on II……must….stifle….urge…*throws pentacle at head*
Obviously clueless as to what I was saying. Good job…
Yeah! Holland sucks! Do you have cute kittenz that luvz ch33zburgurz! NO! I didn’t think so.
No. I had kitteh’s but they tasted like eggrolls…so I ate them.
Holland sucks.
Who are you to decide what God likes?
the problem is that sign is meant for priests only.
According to the news reports I’ve seen, it’s isn’t beaver they’re after…..
Now this is a Church I’d join!!
There is a Youth Service??
See, that ‘Youth Service’ makes me nervous.
And the youth pastor is Gerald Fitzmichael, I presume?
Or Michael Fitzpatrick.
Talk about preaching to the choir. ^ ^
prove it or GTFO.
Hell yeah!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Beaver Lick Christian Church in Walton, Kentucky (ky)
Name: Beaver Lick Christian Church
Street: 12665 US Highway 42
Walton, ky 41094-8261
Phone: (859) 485-7417
Beaver Lick Baptist Church
11460 Hwy 42 Boone Cty
Verona, KY 41092
859-384-3820
and the bonus church ….
BIG BONE BAPTIST CHURCH
606-384-1717
11091 GUM BRANCH UNION, KY 41091
strange, but true
Strange people in Kentucky!
Indeed, strange but true. Don’t forget Paint Lick!
Don’t know if the sign is real or not. There is a Beaverlick community in Kentucky. Lick is simply a Kentucky word for creek.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure there is also a place in Kentucky called Big Bone Lick – I’ve seen the highway signs while driving through. Does it have a church as well????
Lick means a salt lick where game would hang out before the white man came and built churches.
Gotta love when people come to you and ask about said places in your home state XD
no matter what they tell you, anything preceding the word “church” is a lie…
Bill Gates is rich Church.
The sun will rise tomorrow Church.
The earth is round Church.
You like women….Church.
II is funny Church.
JK lol im just joshin’ ya…………………………..Church.
Touche sir, touche.
Churche, sir, churche.
You are smart Church.
I am smarter then you Church.
you like men…. nope im not gonna say the word ;D…
Beaver Lick is a small town in Kentucky and, I kid you not, it is adjacent to Big Bone Lick State Park. Gooo Kentucky!
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/1996/11/17/111796_rk.html
http://www.yelp.com/biz/big-bone-lick-state-park-union
Putting the “KY” in the right part of the country…….
WIN
Is showing up for the Youth Worship service at Beaver Lick Church even legal?
Who’d want to worship youths?
Give me that old time religion…Beaver lickin’…that must be a Canadian based religion.
Not any worse than the cat licks.
I’ve come to end all the curiosity…
This is indeed an actual church. It happens to be located about 4 miles north of the church that I attend. It is in fact called Beaver Lick Christian Church. There is also a Beaver Lick Baptist Church on up the road a little way. I used to attend this church when I was a kid and some of my family still attend there to this day. And, yes, I believe it is named for the Beaver Lick area (which it’s not called that anymore). I think Beaver Lick was annexed into either Union, Verona, or Walton. Anyway. There is also a Big Bone Lick Baptist church, and a Paint Lick church in the area, which both get lots of snickers.
Excuse me I’m Jewish can someone explain the joke please?
I’ve never been to a church before..