I’ve never been to a church before..

This is indeed an actual church. It happens to be located about 4 miles north of the church that I attend. It is in fact called Beaver Lick Christian Church. There is also a Beaver Lick Baptist Church on up the road a little way. I used to attend this church when I was a kid and some of my family still attend there to this day. And, yes, I believe it is named for the Beaver Lick area (which it’s not called that anymore). I think Beaver Lick was annexed into either Union, Verona, or Walton. Anyway. There is also a Big Bone Lick Baptist church, and a Paint Lick church in the area, which both get lots of snickers.